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maybeadracula posted:Do you think you could beat Goku in a dick sucking contest? You would get disqualified if you started beating his dick in the dick sucking contest. It's in the International Dick-Sucking Federation rules.
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maybeadracula posted:Do you think you could beat Goku in a dick sucking contest? i have beaten goku multiple times in the not dying contest and that has to count for something
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If that's where parmesan came from I'd still eat it
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MMmm, much needed roughage.
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At Olive Garden when you're here, it's nasty.
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thiccabod posted:I'm a big fan of the one where 8% of men thought they could score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match. Just outright delusional absurdity 
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In other news, 1 in 8 men are really loving dumb. Do we know what the overlap is with the tennis survey and the guys that think they could take a grizzly in a fight? I'm sure it's 1:1
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Hell, I can't even guarantee I could beat a bear at tennis.
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Slugworth posted:Hell, I can't even guarantee I could beat a bear at tennis. If you and the bear played to a million points he might become distracted by some migrating salmon allowing you to blooper in a point.
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1/8 of men believe they can score a point against an M1 Abrams tank in tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn271kr_ks0
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Robo Reagan posted:1/8 of men believe they can score a point against an M1 Abrams tank in tennis Okay, returning the ball into the crowd and it exploding had me lol.
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Meanwhile I'm p confident I'd lose to a grizzly at tennis. I'd be like holy poo poo and it'd be a walk over
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Win a point as in win one game or just have 15 in any game in the match? If it's the latter, there's a good chance that Serena Williams will do a double fault on serve. Like, you just need to stand there and hope she misses. If it's the former, no way in hell, lol.
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Paladinus posted:Win a point as in win one game or just have 15 in any game in the match? If it's the latter, there's a good chance that Serena Williams will do a double fault on serve. Like, you just need to stand there and hope she misses. If it's the former, no way in hell, lol. Sure, double faulting is a possibility, but I think it's implied more that they shoot the ball over the net and she misses. Which no way in hell some random Joe is going to do. I suppose I'm reading "scoring" as something different than "being awarded" a point on a fault. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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thiccabod posted:I'm a big fan of the one where 8% of men thought they could score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match. Just outright delusional absurdity If I was in my prime, I'm confident I could score a point against Serena Williams when she was an infant.
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Paladinus posted:Win a point as in win one game or just have 15 in any game in the match? If it's the latter, there's a good chance that Serena Williams will do a double fault on serve. Like, you just need to stand there and hope she misses. If it's the former, no way in hell, lol. vs another pro yeah, vs some idiot who thinks lol women, she would barely have to try to smoke the person. might be more of an impairment / change in her game vs an unpredictable idiot though? idk i don't tennis
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Karate Bastard posted:Meanwhile I'm p confident I'd lose to a grizzly at tennis. I'm pretty confident i'd win, as I'm also pretty sure if your opponent kills and eats you during a match you win be default. I feel like this is a rule. I mean that can't just not be a rule right?
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dr_rat posted:I'm pretty confident i'd win, as I'm also pretty sure if your opponent kills and eats you during a match you win be default. Hitting an opponent before the ball touches the ground awards them a point, so I feel this extends to eating your opponent before you serve. Wait no I have that backwards, hitting them means you get a point, sorry the bear wins this one. I think in doubles if you hit the forward opponent on a serve it's a let. Idk how that applies in singles. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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Thinking more about it, Serena Williams probably wouldn't need to waste any fancy serves that are more likely to result in a double fault on some random guy. So it really depends on whether she would be required to play like she was playing against an actual professional opponent or play specifically to avoid losing any points at all. Basically, I think there are just more men who know about double faults and think they are lucky enough to get one from Williams. Would love to see answers about getting to 40 or winning a game, though. Paladinus fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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Ok but let's be fair... he was NOT still playing football at the time in question
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Who both cares about tik tok and knows about and still buys magazines. I feel like this should be mutually exclusive.
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Do kids still buy mags? I'd expect anyone buying some magazines to be 40+
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Grey Cat posted:Do kids still buy mags? I'd expect anyone buying some magazines to be 40+ I presume the target audience is old people looking to buy gifts to their grandkids because they have heard that they spend all their time ticktacking
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My little sister had a similar toy a long time ago, one of those precursors to this one before everything was a drone where you'd rip on a chord. It had those hard plastic rotating wings that got them recalled because it chipped a bunch of kids' teeth or poked an eye out or whatever. These:  I'm also reminded of the one that flew into a fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl_f7LBjiqA
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McGavin posted:The 8% that could win against a lion are all Maasai. That reminds me a guy I work with is from Kenya and one time at the company Christmas party he was wearing this thing that was kinda like a plaid shawl. He said he got it for killing a lion. I asked him if he used a gun to do it and he said no. I should have asked for details but never did. Maybe he was the coked up afrigoon.
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wesleywillis posted:That reminds me a guy I work with is from Kenya and one time at the company Christmas party he was wearing this thing that was kinda like a plaid shawl. He said he got it for killing a lion. I asked him if he used a gun to do it and he said no. I should have asked for details but never did. Maybe he was the coked up afrigoon.
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Jeezus...should have jailed them. Diseased brain chud parents. Anywhoo...old rear end Santa decoration. 
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Truly cursed. Associated with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher%2C_Oklahoma https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...Q1c2I?entry=ttu The white piles are colossal piles of lead-and zinc-contaminated rock tailings. That whole area is massively contaminated. Everywhere that you see those white piles also means that the surrounding area is almost completely undermined and slowly collapsing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-State_district Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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That vile bastard Jimmy Seville. Even his grave should be desecrated.
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It was, wasn't it? Or was it just a memorial that was taken down?
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wesleywillis posted:That reminds me a guy I work with is from Kenya and one time at the company Christmas party he was wearing this thing that was kinda like a plaid shawl. He said he got it for killing a lion. I asked him if he used a gun to do it and he said no. I should have asked for details but never did. Maybe he was the coked up afrigoon. Yeah I had a coworker from Kenya who went back to visit her estranged father and I asked her to buy me a spear. Her question for me was “lion or human” however the question was moot because she had to almost immediately leave the country as her father attempted to sell her to the highest bidder to families trying to get green cards for their sons( she came from the equivalent of deep Appalachia, US). I really wanted that spear.
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Crab Dad posted:Yeah I had a coworker from Kenya who went back to visit her estranged father and I asked her to buy me a spear. Her question for me was “lion or human” however the question was moot because she had to almost immediately leave the country as her father attempted to sell her to the highest bidder to families trying to get green cards for their sons( she came from the equivalent of deep Appalachia, US). What was your answer to her question?
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