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TK-42-1 posted:Back in 2010 or so I kept getting calls from this little girl who lived nearby that my cat kept visiting and she’d call my phone and say ‘Hi this is me Isis I have your cat here.’ Allowing Isis to become a verboten word will never stop being immensely stupid
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Phlegmish posted:We used to have a cat named Isis. Gary Seven would approve. 
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Dec 16, 2023 19:39
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Grassy Knowles posted:Allowing Isis to become a verboten word will never stop being immensely stupid I remember getting a bunch of ads for some phone payment thing called Isis. Curiously that stopped at some point.
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Dec 16, 2023 20:04
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That makes me feel mighty real.
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Dec 16, 2023 20:10
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I married Isis on the fifth day of May But I could not hold on to her very long So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong I came to a high place of darkness and light The dividing line ran through the center of town I hitched up my pony to a post on the right Went in to the laundry to wash my clothes down A man in the corner approached me for a match I knew right away he was not ordinary He said, "Are you lookin' for somethin' easy to catch?" I said, "I got no money." He said, "That ain't necessary" We set out that night for the cold in the North I gave him my blanket, and he gave me his word I said, "Where are we goin'?" He said we'd be back by the fourth I said, "That's the best news that I've ever heard" I was thinkin' about turquoise, I was thinkin' about gold I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace As we rode through the canyons, through the devilish cold I was thinkin' about Isis, how she thought I was so reckless How she told me that one day we would meet up again And things would be different the next time we wed If I only could hang on and just be her friend I still can't remember all the best things she said We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice He said, "There's a body I'm tryin' to find If I carry it out it'll bring a good price" 'Twas-a then that I knew what he had on his mind The wind it was howlin' and the snow was outrageous We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn When he died I was hopin' that it wasn't contagious But I made up my mind that I had to go on I broke into the tomb, but the casket was empty There was no jewels, no nothin', I felt I'd been had When I saw that my partner was just bein' friendly When I took up his offer I must-a been mad I picked up his body and I dragged him inside Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover I said a quick prayer then I felt satisfied Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead She said, "Where ya been?" I said, "No place special" She said, "You look different." I said, "Well, I guess" She said, "You been gone." I said, "That's only natural" She said, "You gonna stay?" I said, "If you want me to, yes" Isis, oh, Isis, you're a mystical child What drives me to you is what drives me insane I still can remember the way that you smiled On the fifth day of May in the drizzlin' rain
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Dec 16, 2023 20:33
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FreudianSlippers posted:It's close enough. Okay, forums poster FreudianSlobber
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Dec 16, 2023 21:51
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That's the spirit, Kompis.
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Dec 16, 2023 22:15
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FreudianSlippers posted:That's the spirit, Kompis. He's not you kompis, buddy
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Grassy Knowles posted:Allowing Isis to become a verboten word will never stop being immensely stupid https://i.imgur.com/FEAAOJo.mp4
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Dec 16, 2023 23:33
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The word "company" of course means someone you share bread with, but i guess Swedes share something else with their kompisar
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Dec 16, 2023 23:41
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Torquemada posted:I married Isis on the fifth day of May
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Dec 17, 2023 00:22
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That is the coolest fuckin kid in the world
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Garrand posted:I remember getting a bunch of ads for some phone payment thing called Isis. Honestly it would make more sense to keep it. I bet they'd be more likely to pay for drat sure
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Dec 17, 2023 06:34
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NFX posted:The word "company" of course means someone you share bread with, but i guess Swedes share something else with their kompisar We share our silence. Words are very unnecessary and can only do harm
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Dec 17, 2023 09:41
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That's funny all the finns I know say you lot never shut up
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Dec 17, 2023 09:48
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's funny all the finns I know say you lot never shut up Finns only go on cruises or to Stockholm. If they'd went to the US they'd say all Americans live in white houses.
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Dec 17, 2023 09:56
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's funny all the finns I know say you lot never shut up Depends on what kind of mode they're in.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:We share our silence. Words are very unnecessary and can only do harm This is the second-weirdest incorrect ethnic stereotype I see around a lot. Like, I've never known a Swede to just shut the gently caress up. E: oh lol there were more posts Ee: I mostly encounter Swedish people for work reasons, not cruisin'. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:16 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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Dec 17, 2023 13:13
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:We share our silence. Words are very unnecessary and can only do harm Words are spoken to be broken
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Dec 17, 2023 13:41
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I'm glad you didn't do the "borken" joke.
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Dec 17, 2023 13:46
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm glad you didn't do the "borken" joke. Feelings are intense, words are trivial
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Dec 17, 2023 13:49
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm glad you didn't do the "borken" joke. I don't think they're a chef
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Dec 17, 2023 14:04
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I don't think he understands the posting mode you're all in.
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Dec 17, 2023 16:29
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I'm in my boll weevil phase.
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Dec 17, 2023 16:36
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Baron von Eevl posted:I don't think he understands the posting mode you're all in. Forget it, Baron. It's Jävlatown.
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Dec 17, 2023 16:56
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Baron von Eevl posted:I don't think he understands the posting mode you're all in. 
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Dec 17, 2023 17:32
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This is erasure, like, out the yazoo.
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Dec 17, 2023 17:48
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Grassy Knowles posted:This is erasure, like, out the yazoo. Take it easy on him, he's just a small town boy.
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Dec 17, 2023 18:01
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This thread has let me down, I just hope that it never does again.
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Dec 17, 2023 19:07
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Baron von Eevl posted:This thread has let me down, I just hope that it never does again. Yeah it's like it says nothing to me about my life? Must be the music itt constantly play. Oh, and 3D Megadoodoo posted:Like, I've never known a Swede to just shut the gently caress up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stpaq27-V70&t=70s
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Dec 17, 2023 20:21
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I've just realised that "I Love Lucy" isn't about a witch who marries an ordinary guy, who does magic by wiggling her nose and then they cut to the same scene with the new change made. That's "Bewitched", and I've probably never seen an episode of "I Love Lucy".
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Dec 17, 2023 22:27
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"I Love Lucy" is similar but instead of a witch the wife is Lucifer.
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Dec 17, 2023 22:32
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Lucy has a husband who shouts "Bazinga!" all the time. Also they invented Star Wars.
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Dec 17, 2023 22:37
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Haifisch isn't Fishmech.
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Dec 17, 2023 22:38
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The Isle of Lucy jazz festival?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Haifisch isn't Fishmech. No but the Rammstein song Haifisch is based on (well, references) the same source as Mack the Knife - the Threepenny Opera by Bertolt Brecht.
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You mean a shark.
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Bobby Darin's rendition of Mack the Knife was better than Sinatra's. Fight me.
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Neither sang in German so they both can go yell it ‘beyond the sea’ i aint listening
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Powered Descent posted:Bobby Darin's rendition of Mack the Knife was better than Sinatra's. Fight me. Maybe has something to do with the fact that Darin was a much better singer? Just a theory. Could be the arrangement or something.
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