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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

My door handle is the usual length, but not well. I need to replace the whole lock and handle mechanism.

I forget how my door handle came into common parlance. Was it a selfie I posted?

This one?



i estimate you are approximately 2.5 door handles tall

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

My door handle is the usual length, but not well. I need to replace the whole lock and handle mechanism.

I forget how my door handle came into common parlance. Was it a selfie I posted?

This one?



When your back door is open but she still turnin

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

i estimate you are approximately 2.5 door handles tall

Surely that's normal door handle length....

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Ruby Gloom posted:

i estimate you are approximately 2.5 door handles tall

actually i have reassessed this in a scientific manner (used my finger) and you are a full 3 door handles tall :eyepop:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Ruby Gloom posted:

(used my finger)

shut up

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Be nice to her, she means well.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

(used my finger)

Lo-


-l :(

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


the 5KPT this christmas

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

bagmonkey posted:

i worked on a file for one "GORDON SHOWERS" once

My friend tells me he worked the tax return of one Richard Sack, who resided on Dickey Drive in Sackville, Nova Scotia.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

"THE PISS TAP IS REAL"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Do you know the different sounds of the wind?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



all the golden showers talk gave me an idea for a rap lyric about falling out of love

when golden showers turn to moldy flowers
when minutes spent missing turn to stolen hours

according to ruby it's "too niche" and people don't want love songs about getting pissed on :rolleyes:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

all the golden showers talk gave me an idea for a rap lyric about falling out of love

when golden showers turn to moldy flowers
when minutes spent missing turn to stolen hours

according to ruby it's "too niche" and people don't want love songs about getting pissed on :rolleyes:

i am being fiercely misquoted here

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

all the golden showers talk gave me an idea for a rap lyric about falling out of love

when golden showers turn to moldy flowers
when minutes spent missing turn to stolen hours

according to ruby it's "too niche" and people don't want love songs about getting pissed on :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

My high school could have, and probably did, sing this song in various situations.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

:siren: The volcano they evacuated from on Iceland is now erupting :siren:

Live cams: https://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2023/12/18/bein_utsending_fra_reykjanesskaga/
(Sorry, "Bein útsending", which is hilarious in Norwegian)

We're watching this one on the TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcP4kVVOnk


And there's two more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerZJunvSik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1e_MWJ1nQc

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Computer viking posted:

:siren: The volcano they evacuated from on Iceland is now erupting :siren:

Live cams: https://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2023/12/18/bein_utsending_fra_reykjanesskaga/
(Sorry, "Bein útsending", which is hilarious in Norwegian)

We're watching this one on the TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcP4kVVOnk


And there's two more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerZJunvSik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1e_MWJ1nQc

:hellyeah:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Anyone remember this banger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

My door handle is the usual length, but not well. I need to replace the whole lock and handle mechanism.

I forget how my door handle came into common parlance. Was it a selfie I posted?

This one?



:eyepop: HOLY loving poo poo THAT DOOR HANDLE IS GINORMOUS :eyepop:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

(used my finger)

:sickos: :jackin:


Oh :sigh:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

the 5KPT this christmas



Oi guvnah where's the hard sauce then?!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


:lmao: why is it so long though i need answers

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



fartknocker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

My high school could have, and probably did, sing this song in various situations.

Ruby Gloom posted:

i am being fiercely misquoted here

lol here's our conversation

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

My friend tells me he worked the tax return of one Richard Sack, who resided on Dickey Drive in Sackville, Nova Scotia.

When I first started in tech support a million years ago there was a guy doing t&m bullying and he spoke on several occassions to Harry Boner. He clarified, "Mr. Bonner?"

"Ho ho ho ho , no its BONER!"

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

all the golden showers talk gave me an idea for a rap lyric about falling out of love

when golden showers turn to moldy flowers
when minutes spent missing turn to stolen hours

according to ruby it's "too niche" and people don't want love songs about getting pissed on :rolleyes:

Wtf Ruby???!!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

lol here's our conversation



Geeze! Get a room!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sorry Ruby, we love piss here in the 5KPT.

We’re gonna have to ask you to leave.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Computer viking posted:

:siren: The volcano they evacuated from on Iceland is now erupting :siren:

Live cams: https://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2023/12/18/bein_utsending_fra_reykjanesskaga/
(Sorry, "Bein útsending", which is hilarious in Norwegian)

We're watching this one on the TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcP4kVVOnk


And there's two more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerZJunvSik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1e_MWJ1nQc

Glad they got em all evacuated. It was very kind of the planet to give us a heads up.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


please note i said INCREDIBLY niche not TOO niche - those are different things!!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

please note i said INCREDIBLY niche not TOO niche - those are different things!!

should have stuck with just "INCREDIBLE" :colbert:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Sorry Ruby, we love piss here in the 5KPT.

We’re gonna have to ask you to leave.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

lol here's our conversation



My take from this is TIP and Ruby are sexting, and the sexting may or may not involve :pisstape:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Sorry Ruby, we love piss here in the 5KPT.

We’re gonna have to ask you to leave.

It's almost Pissmas! Let's not fight!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
5KPT rocked by scandal

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


this is what happens when you post receipts :lofty:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ruby and TIP were in the text chat making piss tapes and I saw one of the piss tapes and the piss tape looked at me.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I am moving a motion to the floor: we in the 5kpt will henceforth never piss and tell

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Sad Hulk piano music

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I am moving a motion to the floor: we in the 5kpt will henceforth never piss and tell

https://cdn1.suno.ai/3109090b-44ec-421f-91f3-eae0d79b1b1e.mp4

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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Computer viking posted:

:siren: The volcano they evacuated from on Iceland is now erupting :siren:

Live cams: https://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2023/12/18/bein_utsending_fra_reykjanesskaga/
(Sorry, "Bein útsending", which is hilarious in Norwegian)

We're watching this one on the TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcP4kVVOnk


And there's two more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerZJunvSik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1e_MWJ1nQc

This is cool! Thank you!

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