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Golden Bee posted:Why the gently caress do we need a Moonbase? There’s 10 Olympic swimming pools of non-replenishable ice. The dirt at a molecular level is razor sharp. It’s a boring death trap. Skill issue
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Dec 18, 2023 07:13
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Anime is real. Elon get in the loving starship
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Dec 18, 2023 08:06
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Elon wants to go back to the Boer Moon base.
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Dec 18, 2023 08:08
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Last Chance posted:Picking up "Someone should do something! " vibes from this post. and you know what? He's right. Mars is approximately 588 times as far away from Earth as the moon is, it's like assuming you can sail across the Atlantic because you have a rowboat
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Dec 18, 2023 08:29
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SparrowAdorer/status/1736559068444299631?t=5yyanfXNlBzNt1JYUP5lCg&s=19
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Dec 18, 2023 08:41
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:Mars is approximately 588 times as far away from Earth as the moon is, it's like assuming you can sail across the Atlantic because you have a rowboat Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 08:51 on Dec 18, 2023 |
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Dec 18, 2023 08:49
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Launching things into space is much easier from a lower gravity no-atmosphere enviroment plus the moon is thought to have abundant supply of helium-3. The main reason to establish a moon base is so we can send ambassadors to bargain with the natives for helium-3 and land to build launchpads.
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Dec 18, 2023 11:17
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the milk machine posted:a rare miss from elon. if humans go to space we'll just further spread the woke mind virus because humanity is woke and ftl, not based at all https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA&t=173s
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Dec 18, 2023 11:23
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SparrowAdorer/status/1736559068444299631?t=5yyanfXNlBzNt1JYUP5lCg&s=19 musk has definitely hosed those puppets
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Dec 18, 2023 14:11
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SparrowAdorer/status/1736559068444299631?t=5yyanfXNlBzNt1JYUP5lCg&s=19 probably the worst thing hes ever done
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Dec 18, 2023 14:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3zORUGCbM
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Dec 18, 2023 14:17
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https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_23_6709quote:The European Commission has opened formal proceedings to assess whether X may have breached the Digital Services Act (DSA) in areas linked to risk management, content moderation, dark patterns, advertising transparency and data access for researchers.
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Dec 18, 2023 15:24
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Dec 18, 2023 16:43
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[Musk] a bucket of rats can be filled in one night
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Dec 18, 2023 16:50
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One of life’s profound truths.
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Dec 18, 2023 16:52
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Die
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Dec 18, 2023 16:57
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Nobody tell Jordan Peterson he'll never shut up about it.
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Dec 18, 2023 21:58
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That appears to be a mouse
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Dec 18, 2023 22:00
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Mr. Lobe posted:That appears to be a mouse a full bucket of mice might take two nights
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Dec 18, 2023 22:04
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john oliver's final video of the year was about elon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3zORUGCbM
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Dec 18, 2023 22:19
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No, Mr. Fuzzy Bunny, you cannot "haz" the Cyber Truck!!! Bad Mr. Fuzzy Bunny!
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Dec 18, 2023 22:20
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Mr Interweb posted:john oliver's final video of the year was about elon: drat. This is a must see.
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Dec 18, 2023 22:20
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1736843546727198979?t=j6JV_05lX8U8Xbxain0HwQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1736652163667902783?t=BGbvmDmOU3mg1Z934QHv4A&s=19 https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1736644894137921783?t=EKGv4rYFKG1EmAyMpbgHFw&s=19 https://twitter.com/nickschadegg/status/1736580249109049379?t=VscRbX8-TDYm7Y5kODBsFA&s=19
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Dec 18, 2023 22:39
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I aint reading all that, congrats/sorry in advance.
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Dec 18, 2023 22:46
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I hope I don't have to remind people rats do not enjoy being kidnapped and imprisoned in a bucket. 
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Dec 18, 2023 22:52
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rats are too smart for that kind of trap. they sense the unstable platform and walk away. -therattrapguy57
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Dec 18, 2023 22:54
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glad he's taking this well
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Dec 18, 2023 22:56
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Mr Interweb posted:glad he's taking this well I think getting booed during a e-sports event (and then at chappelles show) probably stung more than this for him but the more the merrier.
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Dec 18, 2023 22:59
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roffles posted:I think getting booed during a e-sports event (and then at chappelles show) probably stung more than this for him but the more the merrier. I still sometimes think about how Elon tried to turn the booing around by doing a Naruto run pose on stage, then being confused when nobody laughed
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Dec 18, 2023 23:05
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wouldnt elon have artificially inseminated the puppets
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Dec 18, 2023 23:19
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760?lang=en
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Dec 18, 2023 23:37
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as a trained hypnotist,
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Dec 18, 2023 23:46
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despite all my rage dr_rat posted:I do not enjoy being kidnapped and imprisoned in a bucket. E: 
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Dec 18, 2023 23:51
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AWWNAW posted:as a trained hypnotist, classic dilbertman
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Dec 18, 2023 23:51
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couldn't even hypnotize his son into staying alive
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Dec 18, 2023 23:57
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Dec 19, 2023 00:42
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Readers added context: Elon Musk has had way more wives than John Oliver.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:09
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isn't oliver's wife his cia handler or something
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Dec 19, 2023 01:11
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Wasn't he paying employees for handjobs?
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Dec 19, 2023 01:11
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John Oliver's depiction of Zazu in the lion king remake was an affront to god and doesn't even come close to Rowan Atkinson's version of the character, which is a timeless classic.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:13
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