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Greg Legg posted:
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Dec 19, 2023 01:08
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The volcano they evacuated from on Iceland is now erupting 
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Don't get stuck in a lava flow CV. Also, when you think about it, magma is kinda like mountain piss.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:09
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I am moving a motion to the floor: we in the 5kpt will henceforth never piss and tell Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that motion: $30 million of 5KPT poster money to support the perverted arts.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:09
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Escape From Noise posted:Also, when you think about it, magma is kinda like mountain piss. 
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Dec 19, 2023 01:10
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The 5000 Piss Thread
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Dec 19, 2023 01:11
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Speaking of fresh mountain piss...
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Dec 19, 2023 01:14
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The 5000 Page Thread: black latex glove feebly reaching for any human piss
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Dec 19, 2023 01:16
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TIP posted:The 5000 Page Thread: black latex glove feebly reaching for any human piss surely the piss goes in the glove?
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Dec 19, 2023 01:52
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Lol *wipes tear* I am certain an emmy is in the 5kpt near future
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Dec 19, 2023 01:52
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Visions of Valerie posted:surely the piss goes in the glove? PISS GLOVE is the official house band of the 5kpt
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Dec 19, 2023 01:53
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Visions of Valerie posted:surely the piss goes in the glove? if you piss in the glove, put a wooden spoon in, tie it off then freeze it, then you have a pisshand to slap people with the ultimate insult
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Dec 19, 2023 01:54
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Strangely I had these mice trying to make a dynasty or Kingdom or some such in the back of my truck. There's been 2 encounters now. I pray - for the mice's sake - there's not a 3rd.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:56
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Visions of Valerie posted:surely the piss goes in the glove? If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
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Dec 19, 2023 02:00
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[PISS GLOVE <stylised image of hand reaching for GLOVE in unknown puddle> the ultimate insult] It's band and albums name. Pretty fuckin dope, actually
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Dec 19, 2023 02:01
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If any of you need some deep well to dump stuff... Like a super anti radon history.... Or some duel poo poo, just fight on the edge and fall in...
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Dec 19, 2023 02:04
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piss
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Dec 19, 2023 02:07
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i have a headache 
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Dec 19, 2023 02:08
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Ruby Gloom posted:i have a headache Ruby if I could I would ABSORB!!! all the headache out of you...
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Dec 19, 2023 02:10
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REDSHIRT APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD REDSHIRT APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD REDSHIRT APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD REDSHIRT APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
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Dec 19, 2023 02:32
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Hell yeah. I still got some absorbtion powers for some hoop shooting.
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Dec 19, 2023 02:39
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:REDSHIRT
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Dec 19, 2023 02:47
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:REDSHIRT my forehead is one thumb tall and redshirt is three door handles tall, logistically this will never work
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Dec 19, 2023 02:49
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O-EE-OOOY OOO-OH
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Dec 19, 2023 02:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:my forehead is one thumb tall and redshirt is three door handles tall, logistically this will never work I literally just put my thumb to my forehead. Huh what do you know!
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Dec 19, 2023 02:55
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46 new posts for me to read and they're all about piss 
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Dec 19, 2023 02:58
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She cancelled on me 2 nites in a row. I’m throwing in the towel. RIP dreams of bein a trophy husband lol. I think I went from the potential relationship material pile to the hookup-discard pile the moment we boned. I got bone-zoned.
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Dec 19, 2023 02:59
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I literally just put my thumb to my forehead. Huh what do you know! perfect head symmetry krew  also this is nothing like the music i normally listen to and it's probably not cool but i have been loving this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Kev73C2cc
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Dec 19, 2023 02:59
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I'm like super fight guy, so if you want to spar or practice your magic blasts, or some such, feel free to just start blasting, if you want.
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Dec 19, 2023 03:00
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its_my_birthday posted:She cancelled on me 2 nites in a row. I’m throwing in the towel. RIP dreams of bein a trophy husband lol. I married the last girl I hosed on the first date  My trophy status is debatable.
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Dec 19, 2023 03:00
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I don’t make it weird tho, just delete the number from contacts and recents so I’m not tempted to reach out drunk and just let it go
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Dec 19, 2023 03:01
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neato burrito posted:I married the last girl I hosed on the first date Yeah I don’t really mind it or I woulda said no but I could tell right away she got kinda distant compared to how we were
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Dec 19, 2023 03:02
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The 5000 Page Thread: 46 new posts for me to read and they're all about piss
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Dec 19, 2023 03:02
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redshirt posted:I'm like super fight guy, so if you want to spar or practice your magic blasts, or some such, feel free to just start blasting, if you want. so you're the one whose rear end Ruby is gonna kick in a Chili's parking lot?
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Dec 19, 2023 03:04
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The 5000 Page Thread: lol every time its_my_birthday admits to being a bad lay
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Dec 19, 2023 03:05
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It was good and I got unprompted receipts. More like her mind was blown ok
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Dec 19, 2023 03:07
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fartknocker posted:so you're the one whose rear end Ruby is gonna kick in a Chili's parking lot? i'm preparing for this fight by putting on my chunkiest rings i need someone to hold my earrings tho
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Dec 19, 2023 03:07
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fartknocker posted:so you're the one whose rear end Ruby is gonna kick in a Chili's parking lot? It won't be me. It can never be me.
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Dec 19, 2023 03:10
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I mean she’s working 8pm to 6am and usually stays at the hospital til like 7am 6 is just when she gives up the pager. So the fact she cancelled a 6pm date 2 hours before a shift isnt damning in and of itself it’s just the vibe. I’m all vibez
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Dec 19, 2023 03:11
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And I’ve had a wary vibe the past few days
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Dec 19, 2023 03:12
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When you go to a Chili’s you can just go up to the host and tell them you’re here for your rear end kicking and they send a runner to inform Ruby her 3 o’clock is here and then they lead you out to the back lot and lock the door behind you.
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Dec 19, 2023 03:13
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