NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

eagles scheme a wr open difficulty impossible

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:24

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:43

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Cross quotin'

The 7th Guest posted:

the other thing about the pt differential is the eagles will dominate time of possession and then just fart out the end of every drive until the other team comes back

anyway here's the money image

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:24

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Going to lol when Tommy loving smoke and mirrors practice squad extrodinare beats this poo poo Eagles team. Twice.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:25

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

biceps crimes posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:25

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

davecrazy posted:

Going to lol when Tommy loving smoke and mirrors practice squad extrodinare beats this poo poo Eagles team. Twice.

It�ll be the best part of the season

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:25

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Getting smashed by Dominick the Donkey on Christmas

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

biceps crimes posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I'm so glad Fanatics loving sucks poo poo and didn't send my kelly green Hurts jersey after two months so I canceled it. What a fraud

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I'm a Tommy Cutlets fan now

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

seriously we abandoned the run again for no reason, refused to throw to aj brown, couldn't make a defensive stop against the unbridled offensive fury of drew loving lock, and lost the game on two interceptions sandwiching a 92 yard 2 minute drill.

you guys have got to have better material than sirianni_crying.jpg, there's so much here and I can't self-hate it all into being myself

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:28

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Bring back Foles and Pederson

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:29

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Eagles deserved to and started to lose the second Joe Buck wouldn't shut up about Big Dom

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:30

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

biceps crimes posted:

Eagles and Cowboys both are out in the first round imo

Love that the NFC playoffs is now the 49ers who should obliterate everyone if they�re healthy, the Cowboys and Eagles who can�t beat anyone good, and the complete Chaosball Lions who might get embarrassed in the Wild Card round or inexplicably upset the Niners and end up in the Superbowl.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:32

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

you guys have got to have better material than sirianni_crying.jpg

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:32

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

shyduck posted:

imagine having a guy who can kick from 60+ in lovely weather and being like "nah chuck it deep"

This and the no call on the dpi for the endzone int has me quite grumpy.

I refuse to accept this is who they are. We�ve seen them play much better than this not that long ago.

Hurts playing through his injuries is killing the team.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Diqnol posted:

Hurts playing through his injuries is killing the team.

what position does he play on the defense

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:33

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Love that the NFC playoffs is now the 49ers who should obliterate everyone if they�re healthy, the Cowboys and Eagles who can�t beat anyone good, and the complete Chaosball Lions who might get embarrassed in the Wild Card round or inexplicably upset the Niners and end up in the Superbowl.

Yup. IMO it�s 49ers unless Lions come in hot

AFC feels like Ravens, Miami or Bills. Maybe even Browns. So much more competitive over there

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:33

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Diqnol posted:

This and the no call on the dpi for the endzone int has me quite grumpy.

I refuse to accept this is who they are. We�ve seen them play much better than this not that long ago.

Hurts playing through his injuries is killing the team.

Please see my quoted post because they're really not better than this

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:35

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

what position does he play on the defense

You may not have noticed but we�re turning the ball over like crazy and 3 and outing quite a lot

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Diqnol posted:

You may not have noticed but we�re turning the ball over like crazy and 3 and outing quite a lot

I have noticed, but I also noticed the Seahawks going 4/5 on 3rd and 10+, including the game winning TD.

The defense is loving gone, at least the offense shows up sporadically.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:37

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Jalen Hurts look left challenge when you need 10-15 yards and have 3 time outs

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:37

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

CapnAndy posted:

I have noticed, but I also noticed the Seahawks going 4/5 on 3rd and 10+, including the game winning TD.

The defense is loving gone, at least the offense shows up sporadically.

The extra year really washed up the secondary, it's incredible

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Not that it was amazing before but it was good enough to get them as far as they got

It's just loving horrific now

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:38

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

First WIP caller is just spitting fire right now and I'm here for it

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

shyduck posted:

First WIP caller is just spitting fire right now and I'm here for it

please tell me he's also angry at the defense

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:44

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

please tell me he's also angry at the defense

Yeah went in first on the final Seahawks drive but came around to everybody

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:45

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Have faith in the clownball

For it will carry one of these poo poo teams further than it should

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:46

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Eagles came out and had that beautiful opening drive

and we never saw that team again

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:47

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

yea ok posted:

Dallas Cowboys

even when we poop our pants this division finds a way to poop just as much

God drat I love the NFC East so fuckin much, lmao

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:48

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Feels very good to be vindicated on my fire sirriani posts. Actually it feels better than if they would have won the game tbh.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:49

netizen: Jun 25, 2023

shyduck posted:

Eagles came out and had that beautiful opening drive

and we never saw that team again

It's hard to play football when you have the ~~flu~~ covid.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asproigerosis posted:

Feels very good to be vindicated on my fire sirriani posts. Actually it feels better than if they would have won the game tbh.

he can stay, everyone coordinator level or lower must go

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:51

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

How can I listen to sad Philly fans being sad on the radio/internet etc

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:51

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Chillmatic posted:

How can I listen to sad Philly fans being sad on the radio/internet etc

https://www.audacy.com/stations/94wip

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Asproigerosis posted:

Feels very good to be vindicated on my fire sirriani posts. Actually it feels better than if they would have won the game tbh.

A day or two ago I thought that Lurie would have Sirianni on a very short leash going into next season if they go out in the first round. Now I think he's straight up gone if and when it happens.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Chillmatic posted:

How can I listen to sad Philly fans being sad on the radio/internet etc

Audacy app

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:53

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

Thanks fellas

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Mailata is on and said if one person is off then it can throw off everything

Hurts is losing the locker room

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:55

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/LesBowen/status/1736971489545494646?s=20

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:56

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:43

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

This is the first time in maybe a decade I�m looking forward to Giants/Eagles at home.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:58

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