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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

majour333 posted:

I hosed the infected foot pussy first

Lol

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holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

TwoStepBoog posted:

it's magic
and not the kind of magic he fucks with

stav after loving a fat poly girl who calls herself a witch: so what kind of magic did forrest gump use to run cross country

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



holefoods posted:

I was listening to an episode yesterday where nick mentioned that stav was wheeling himself around on an office chair when he broke his foot instead of using his crutches and my ex did that exact thing when she had a foot surgery and I felt revolted
sorry dude but your ex had slob stav energy

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

holefoods posted:

stav after loving a fat poly girl who calls herself a witch: so what kind of magic did forrest gump use to run cross country

she was Samoan

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Yeah she said I'll take Samoa that cake ha ha ha

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Dokapon Findom posted:

Yeah she said I'll take Samoa that cake ha ha ha

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4&t=10s

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tn7egbCY-JQ

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

holefoods posted:

stav after loving a fat poly girl who calls herself a witch: so what kind of magic did forrest gump use to run cross country

roly poly girl

stump collector
May 28, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

Penis Actual, reporting in

This is friendlydad actual

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

majour333 posted:

I hosed the infected foot pussy first

fussy

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mmm...pus-sy

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
He's a very fussy baby; he won't eat anything that's not a days-old self-inflicted gunshot wound to the foot that got sewed up wrong

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
gently caress my foot

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

holefoods posted:

fat poly girl

redundant phrase

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i think they should try to get Eminem on the show. someone run that up to nick and adam, to try that

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i'll tell nick when we're hanging out later (as best friends)

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005



lol group chat

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


The video was gay sex? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I've seen the video and lmao can't imagine losing your job to film that.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Apparently dude was constantly posting on Instagram about how he was “waiting for Lindsey Graham in the work showers” and “trying to resist the urge to suck on Representative [Eric] Sorensen's gorgeous fingers”.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
There is no universe where Graham isn't some creepy ghoul who fucks barely legal twinks.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Yea but how has no one got him on camera sucking a guy off yet it doesn’t make any sense

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Vampires don't show up on film.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

UwUnabomber posted:

Vampires don't show up on film.

lol the Lindsey Graham sex tape just looks like when MacGruber fucks his ghost wife

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

lol the Lindsey Graham sex tape just looks like when MacGruber fucks his ghost wife

Security camera footage of Worf loving in the holodeck.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
cant believe i cant find that clip that isnt recorded off a tv

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
no but seriously though, gay sex is disgusting

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

UwUnabomber posted:

Security camera footage of Worf loving in the holodeck.

Get this little gay rear end robot out of here. That poo poo's supposed to be private! :mad:

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

ben shapino posted:

no but seriously though, gay sex is disgusting

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021




stolen from reddit

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol that shane turned him down

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

"it's a Jewish show" lmfao

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I mean a third of the merch is yarmulkes

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol that shane turned him down

He at least admitted he was a coward for doing so.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

please lord let kanye go on tafs

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
Waiting for them to score Trump as a guest.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

2028: the candidates for both major parties make their debut appearances on the adam friedland show in the weeks before the iowa caucuses to kiss the ring of the kingmaker

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

chelsea clinton: i'd actually like to apologize for demanding an apology, mr friedland,

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

please lord let kanye go on tafs

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