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dril has just announced he is going to post his tweets on Bluesky now too instead of mixing up the content.
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Dec 19, 2023 10:07
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Bootleg Trunks posted:all the live action remakes are bad cinderella was good
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Dec 19, 2023 10:09
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grittyreboot posted:It also doubles as a coffin It can cremate you while sinking as well! Quite efficient really.
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Dec 19, 2023 10:18
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engaging Submerstible mode.. (the driving wheel disappears out of sight and a madcatz controller descends from the ceiling)
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Dec 19, 2023 11:44
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I'm assuming the Cybertruck can't actually float across any amount or water like a GI JOE vehicle and that lots of Musk stans are going to destroy them immediately and create hilarious, if tragic content.
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Dec 19, 2023 12:38
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erosion posted:I'm assuming the Cybertruck can't actually float across any amount or water like a GI JOE vehicle and that lots of Musk stans are going to destroy them immediately and create hilarious, if tragic content. Sure it can't float on the top of a body of water, but that's in the box, old paradigm thinking. Cybertruck disrupts the "floating" narrative by floating at the bottom of bodies of water. That just the kinda of disruptive thinking Cybertuck brings to the market.
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Dec 19, 2023 12:46
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1736812755196227853?t=e_h_7AuX0EiRzxwSgfvoxw&s=19 Known good person too compare oneself to, a guy who murdered thousands of people over who got the most parades.
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Dec 19, 2023 12:57
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Don’t worry, your Cybertruck shoes double as a flotation device
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Dec 19, 2023 12:57
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"Hey guys, we're gonna catch some bluegill from the cab of my Cybertruck today, don't forget to like and subscribe" *drives off dock and sinks immediately to bottom of lake, trapped inside a flooded steel coffin with no hope of escape*
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Dec 19, 2023 13:02
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Known good person too compare oneself to, a guy who murdered thousands of people over who got the most parades.
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Dec 19, 2023 13:13
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u guys aren't getting it. you roll the windows up before you go in. that way the truck will bob, but ultimately float, because it's full of air. some people will, inevitably, roll their windows down before trying this with predictable results but that doesn't invalidate the underlying principle
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Dec 19, 2023 13:14
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erosion posted:"Hey guys, we're gonna catch some bluegill from the cab of my Cybertruck today, don't forget to like and subscribe" Ironically, the plate glass will not break this time, even when using one of those car glass emergency hammers. (emergency ball bearings sold separately)
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Dec 19, 2023 13:26
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Golden Bee posted:Dick Pants was not the star of love guru yes he was
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Dec 19, 2023 13:54
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1736812755196227853?t=e_h_7AuX0EiRzxwSgfvoxw&s=19 shut the gently caress up
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Dec 19, 2023 13:55
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Musk has pulled the Disney+ app from all Teslas. Brilliant move, sir. You've decreased the amount of districtions that could lead to a fatal accident.
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Dec 19, 2023 13:59
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lol why doesn't it come stock like this if he's been planning it for so long https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1575509494510993408?t=rJBGLZZgm4fDxrnhriCtCQ&s=19
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Dec 19, 2023 14:05
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"waterproof enough"
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Dec 19, 2023 14:14
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OhFunny posted:Musk has pulled the Disney+ app from all Teslas. The Tesla Hoe is mad https://twitter.com/theteslahoe/status/1736761986824946114?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ
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Dec 19, 2023 14:24
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there are old ship makers and bold ship makers…
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Dec 19, 2023 14:37
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do u need both boat and car insurance or is there a package deal for cyber truck owners
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Dec 19, 2023 14:50
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all insurance is user error
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Dec 19, 2023 14:51
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blatman posted:do u need both boat and car insurance or is there a package deal for cyber truck owners see this is why Tesla conveniently offers its own insurance policies. looks like another W for Elon
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Dec 19, 2023 14:55
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There isn't a single sinking Cybertruck video that won't be picked over for to find some way to remove blame from the vehicle. Driver had something in the truck bed, user error. Had the wrong wheel covers, user error, etc
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Dec 19, 2023 15:19
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WrasslorMonkey posted:The Tesla Hoe is mad lmao https://twitter.com/Cpt_Dirtbag/status/1736821543504662989
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Dec 19, 2023 15:34
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behind every weirdo libertarian/alt-right account is a man who got absolutely spirit bombed by a lady
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Dec 19, 2023 16:09
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Blarghalt posted:behind every weirdo libertarian/alt-right account is a man who got absolutely spirit bombed by a lady
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Dec 19, 2023 16:12
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Addendum: if they aren't a guy who got absolutely destroyed in divorce court, they're a deeply insane indian Hindutva or a 60 year old white woman who lives in new york city
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Dec 19, 2023 16:12
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moist turtleneck posted:lol why doesn't it come stock like this if he's been planning it for so long He's right
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Dec 19, 2023 16:24
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The Tesla Hoe Vs Cpt. Dirtbag
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Dec 19, 2023 16:24
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WrasslorMonkey posted:The Tesla Hoe is mad Boers before hoers 
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Dec 19, 2023 16:24
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boers d’vorces
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Dec 19, 2023 16:33
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Nenonen posted:Boers before hoers
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Dec 19, 2023 16:36
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I want my kids to think only straight thoughts as we careen off a mountain
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Dec 19, 2023 16:40
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excuse me, my son is also named boert
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Dec 19, 2023 16:42
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moist turtleneck posted:lol why doesn't it come stock like this if he's been planning it for so long That channel is 500m... Also lmao at putting a stainless steel EV in salt water and hoping it just works out
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Dec 19, 2023 16:49
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Gabagool posted:what if you could drive your car battery into the ocean? could find my way to mariana (ah ha, ha hah)
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Dec 19, 2023 16:54
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https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1736816525036925032
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Dec 19, 2023 16:56
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Rat Patrol posted:could find my way to mariana (ah ha, ha hah)
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Dec 19, 2023 17:02
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lol at Jay driving like an old lady reading a pill bottle
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Dec 19, 2023 17:04
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Leno coasting through a red light, while cars pile up around him: “Cars are his thing, just let him have this.”
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