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Light Gun Man posted:he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some It’ll go great next to my framed Doobie’s menu
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie? '"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!"
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joylessdivision posted:I still can't get past that he spells in Egeez, and yet pronounces it Iggys. and he knows how it should be pronounced, because the slogan is "Oh, geez! It's eGeez!"
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JacquelineDempsey posted:'"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!"
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735657147168346308 I'm glad someone finally has the guts to come out against this whole "freedom of speech" thing.
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735657147168346308 Right to post racist, transphobic bullshit? Hell yeah, crucial for society. Right to post bad reviews of a pizza joint? REGULATION IS NEEDED FOR THIS TERRIBLE DANGER
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735657147168346308 Mean google reviews are where the line must be drawn, I’m afraid. Anyone who disagrees will meet an entertaging firing squad.
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Akratic Method posted:Right to post racist, transphobic bullshit? Hell yeah, crucial for society. To be fair this is a pretty common conservative view on freedom of speech. Freedom to be a bigot, but capitalism demands that if you take bad about a company wow there needs to be limits here!
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someone pointed out that the article he's linking appears to be a link to an unpublished draft, and when you click it, it thinks you're him coming back to edit it and asks you to log in.
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What is the facial expression that Nathan has in his nazi web site profile pic? I think he gambled and lost with a wet fart
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I don't know if we've covered this one or not but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVpFLDPdbY eGeez news show, hosted by the 2x Guinness World Record holder for world's largest Funko Pop collection
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:What is the facial expression that Nathan has in his nazi web site profile pic? I think he gambled and lost with a wet fart It's called entergagement, sweaty, look it up
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LvK posted:2x Guinness World Record holder for world's largest Funko Pop collection ew lmao
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LvK posted:I don't know if we've covered this one or not but I skipped around a bit but this is absolutely abysmal. The sound quality is atrocious and it’s somehow not synced properly. The actual content is a bunch of licensing bullshit that only Nathen pretends to care about.
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LvK posted:I don't know if we've covered this one or not but Is that guy wearing a t-shirt of himself?
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Escape From Noise posted:Is that guy wearing a t-shirt of himself? LvK posted:2x Guinness World Record holder for world's largest Funko Pop collection
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david_a posted:I skipped around a bit but this is absolutely abysmal. The sound quality is atrocious and it’s somehow not synced properly. The actual content is a bunch of licensing bullshit that only Nathen pretends to care about.
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LvK posted:World Record hoarder for world's largest Funko Pop collection
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Dr. Quarex posted:I listened to the whole thing and could only be amused that a boring guy talking about boring stuff was still closer to being watchable without wanting to die than anything Nathen has ever produced 
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Imagine all the good we could have done with those boxes.
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#sad #reality Lol. I love his inability to understand how hashtags work on social media.
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I like that he doesn’t have give any ideas (even if they’re bad or whatever) for how the boxes can be used, he’s just asking the void to do his work for him
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Escape From Noise posted:#sad #reality It’s the hashtag version of old people who think “quotes” just mean “emphasis” and have nothing to do with anyone saying anything.
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Escape From Noise posted:Is that guy wearing a t-shirt of himself? ohhh, THAT'S why Nathen paid this guy to do this. Kindred narcissism
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I passed a store like this in Lisbon, and it had crazy frog with his hog
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LvK posted:I don't know if we've covered this one or not but  I wonder what it was before it got posted here.
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Impressive Most videos that are published on accident with nonsensical file names get more views faster. Nathan really has found an expert way to dodge the algorithm.
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steinrokkan posted:Most videos that are published on accident with nonsensical file names get more views faster. Nathan really has found an expert way to dodge the algorithm. The algorithm knows and is protecting people. Thank gently caress it's using it's powers for good for once.
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MassRafTer posted:Imagine all the good we could have done with those boxes. LEAVE COMMENT
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LvK posted:I don't know if we've covered this one or not but Never heard anything more clearly written by ChatGPT.
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Escape From Noise posted:#sad #reality It hurts my loving brain so much
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LvK posted:I don't know if we've covered this one or not but I don’t wonder why this guy is doing it - he probably did it for just enough money to feed his seething Precious Moments for nerds addiction - but as with so much of Nathen’s bullshit: who is this for? Who’s sitting with their cell phone listening to the brickwalled audio going “mmm yes, THE BRAND” and entergaging here?
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Hasturtium posted:who is this for? Who’s sitting with their cell phone listening to the brickwalled audio going “mmm yes, THE BRAND” and entergaging here? Get a load of this non-licensor
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I LOVE ＢＲＡＮＤ
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Oh god, Nathen Mazri.com has been redesigned for the umpteenth time and it's even more incomprehensible than ever. It now includes an (auto)biographical-style blog post with the individual parts of the post labaled "INTRO" "BODY" and "CONCLUSION" in bold which I am just going to assume were editing placeholders that he just forgot to take out. I don't think ya'll are ready for Nathen's new nonsensical imaginary business buzzword, BRANDNOMICS.quote:Nathen pioneered the first Brandnomix seminar, utilizing video projection mapping to highlight branding's influence on the economy on a micro and macro level called Brandnomics. This event received endorsement from guest of honor, HRH Prince Saud bin Sultan bin Mohammed bin Saud Al Kabeer and was sponsored by Al Marai, the largest dairy brand, along with JCDecaux Media. No seriously, this is batshit insane: quote:No Conclusion...Still Alive E: Also you can't see it in the quote but he has used MSPaint's pencil drawing tool to circle the words "EEGEEZ TECHNOLOGIES" Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Dec 26, 2023 |
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Anyone looking for a job? If so, you should consider being THE INTEGRATOR: https://hbr.org/1967/11/new-management-job-the-integrator This is a Harvard Business Review article hotlinked from Nathen's bio but the bio itself seems to imply that Nathen is in need of someone to fulfill this role for him. Are you a bad enough dude to INTEGRATE Nathen?
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lol lmaoquote:If you are a fan of something, Nathen would love to get to know you. Fill-out the fun form here and you will receive a cool gift from Egeez App, when it is available, to your same email and get invites to exclusive parties and events. ARE YOU A FAN OF LITERALLY ANYTHING?
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Frank Frank posted:lol lmao I didn't realize what thread I clicked and initially assumed this was a setup for a new Nathan Fielder show
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quote:As of 2022, Nathen embarked on a new disruptive first-mover and start-up, Egeez Technologies, aiming to connect millions of fans with verified global manufacturing licensees of major entertainment properties (Pokémon, Mickey Mouse, Spider Man, One Piece, etc.) directly, at lower prices This is the first time I can recall hearing that Egeez (commit to a single way of capitalizing it Nathen!!!) is supposed to lower prices. I guess through the magic power of being a middleman leech?
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