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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

why are there two women in the bed

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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://x.com/mitchellvii/status/1737195508228092097?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


He was born with the top of his skull missing like an inbred cat, next question

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

pim tool 🤣

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lobster shirt posted:

pim tool 🤣

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why are there two women in the bed

none of their bullet points discount being gay or trans, you're just not allowed to have more than one or look at tiddies

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

lobster shirt posted:

pim tool 🤣

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

A lot of people start wearing hats when they go bald. Because it's a bit cold without one. Very simple, really.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

can you imagine someone stealing your thunder at your "I'm Going To Commit Suicide" party lol

Like proposing at a wedding

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
cause he's losing his hair and he's afraid to show everybody how manly he looks without it

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/MrT/status/1737336933532213386

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://www.reddit.com/r/santacruz/comments/18me09g/fun_new_sign_at_the_pizza_place_on_17_with_all/

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

A lot of people start wearing hats when they go bald. Because it's a bit cold without one. Very simple, really.

theyre ashamed and rightly so

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

You have to sit through the owners 10 minute rants about the superiority of Juche Thought but that sign aint lyin

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


B.A. you fool

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

according to that thread they did that because they didn't want cops pulling people over into their parking lot.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

im no fan of biden, but id love to have a christmas card signed by the cop-eating hero dogs :kimchi:

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



mr pee

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Gripweed posted:

according to that thread they did that because they didn't want cops pulling people over into their parking lot.

*Frantically puts up North Korean flags all around his house*

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Spraying communist cat girl pee all over my front door to keep cops away

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm struggling to follow the logic. is he saying you murder your kid in the woods?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I'm struggling to follow the logic. is he saying you murder your kid in the woods?

they think being gay is caused by watching TV and living in a place that has sewage service, "real men" aren't gay

in reality if any of them actually tried this it'd be murder suicide within a week

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
The spartans did this ritual AND they didn't even have tv or twitter. They are OMEGA GAY, explain that

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

tokin opposition posted:

they think being gay is caused by watching TV and living in a place that has sewage service, "real men" aren't gay

in reality if any of them actually tried this it'd be murder suicide within a week

I can't remember who it was but there was a black standup comedian who said his dad said no slaves were gay because they were all too busy.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I'm struggling to follow the logic. is he saying you murder your kid in the woods?

It's kinda like how when a kid gets caught smoking a cigarette the parents make him smoke a whole carton at once to make him sick. He's trying to force feed his kid straightness which he defines as masculine tough guy Rambo stuff. It's caveman logic.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Koishi Komeiji posted:

It's kinda like how when a kid gets caught smoking a cigarette the parents make him smoke a whole carton at once to make him sick. He's trying to force feed his kid straightness which he defines as masculine tough guy Rambo stuff. It's caveman logic.

yeah but in that analogy he should make him like watch gay porn until he throws up or something, if anything he's gonna make him hate masculine stuff!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

KirbyKhan posted:

The spartans did this ritual AND they didn't even have tv or twitter. They are OMEGA GAY, explain that

That's what happens when both the son and the dad are gay.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

yeah but in that analogy he should make him like watch gay porn until he throws up or something, if anything he's gonna make him hate masculine stuff!

a clockwork fruit

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
"Dad I... I kissed a boy and I liked it, is it wrong?"
"Alright we'll cure that by watching all 8 DVDs of Hardcore Bareback Bear Gape and Piss Marathon until you're disgusted by gay stuff"

most likely won't work, might even turn him gayer and worst of all he will inevitably ask why you even have this. Worth a try tho.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

yeah but in that analogy he should make him like watch gay porn until he throws up or something, if anything he's gonna make him hate masculine stuff!

thats likely whats gonna happen yeah

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

January 6 Survivor posted:

"Dad I... I kissed a boy and I liked it, is it wrong?"
"Alright we'll cure that by watching all 8 DVDs of Hardcore Bareback Bear Gape and Piss Marathon until you're disgusted by gay stuff"

most likely won't work, might even turn him gayer and worst of all he will inevitably ask why you even have this. Worth a try tho.

i'm not saying that making your child smoke a whole pack of cigarettes will work either I'm just saying that's the equivalent here

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


this is literally what happens in that one Simpsons episode with Jon Waters

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G


Thinking about how the Roman's never lost their plans to the Macedonians

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

4 digits is impressively aspirational

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

taqueso posted:

4 digits is impressively aspirational

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

taqueso posted:

4 digits is impressively aspirational

yeah but the same is true of 2 digits

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