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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I did like during the lock downs how easy it was to tell which light night host were comfortable just doing what ever and going with what ever they had available and which ones desperately needed their writing staff and production crew.

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
the best jimmy fallon bit is when him and paris hilton are trying to shill NFTs, it's the single most awkward clip i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zi12wrh5So

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

can't wait to tell of the time i saw the crab on my deathbed

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Soul Dentist posted:

Unfortunately it's a humiliation fetish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H39EOWMw1TA

OK so the celebrity impressions were actually pretty good but then everything else he did was stupid and nobody laughed. How did he get the job.

Oh wait it's because that's exactly what watching SNL is actually like

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lobsterminator posted:

He gets off on being unfunny in front of millions of viewers.

Ironically that would make him very funny

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

My wife told me about this yesterday so I had to get a photo


hell yeah king I don’t swing that way but I’m mighty flattered

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

root beer posted:

My wife told me about this yesterday so I had to get a photo


hell yeah king I don’t swing that way but I’m mighty flattered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A8NZQCXGpc

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Of course he did, fuckin look at me

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I appreciate the double entendre

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

freeedr posted:

Of course he did gently caress lookin at me

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://youtu.be/9xWRpUdKujE?si=feXTOI3wAVYelJaA

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Going in or going out?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Based on the suit there's plenty inside to suggest place of origin

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Lobok posted:

Going in or going out?

Back and forth, forever

))<>((

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This is actually the source of all rainbows.


You know on one end, the leprechaun and his pot of gold, on the other end, this lady. Dare you investigate?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

sarcastx posted:

Ain't gonna let someone post ELP without linking to Australia's runner-up national anthem (behind Working Class Man, natch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8

Wide World of Sports flashback.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022


I recently saw this sign or its like a bunch. I was just in India, and any site of interest (historical, museums, etc.) will have a security checkpoint (complete with bag check) and a metal detector that is generally ignored. At the places that really do care about security, you'll instead have deposited your bag on a belt to go through an X-ray machine, while people divide into two lines (no accounting for NB folks): men will then stand on a platform and get frisked and/or wanded, while women will go into a little privacy enclosure and get the same treatment. (They'll still have the metal detector, but, as far as I can tell, everyone gets the personal touch even if they don't set off the machine.)

The Taj Mahal has extremely strict rules on what you can bring in -- for example, no gum, no razors (!), and no nail files. They want to keep that place pristine (with good reason; pictures don't do it justice). Security was as tight as any airport (except you could bring a bottle of water in).

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



root beer posted:

My wife told me about this yesterday so I had to get a photo


hell yeah king I don’t swing that way but I’m mighty flattered

Hmm. Hearing from various sources that he comes quickly, so I'm not too impressed.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Phlegmish posted:

Hmm. Hearing from various sources that he comes quickly, so I'm not too impressed.

Not only that it takes him three days just to rise for it

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

Not only that it takes him three days just to rise for it

If he is risen for more than 4 hours he should really consult a doctor.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Dameius posted:

If he is risen for more than 4 hours he should really consult a doctor.

or go into the oven, it's time for baking

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
What else could they have meant when they said there was sacramental bread?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Dameius posted:

If he is risen for more than 4 hours he should really consult a doctor.

Arivia posted:

or go into the oven, it's time for baking

Physician, heel thyself.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

fartknocker posted:

Back and forth, forever

))<>((

I appreciate this reference.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Bored As gently caress posted:

I appreciate this reference.

Me and you and everyone we know do

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

There's so many things that are impossibly rare that you can expect to see something impossibly rare every couple days.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Grassy Knowles posted:

Not only that it takes him three days just to rise for it

pls do not post my refractory period

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

root beer posted:

My wife told me about this yesterday so I had to get a photo


hell yeah king I don’t swing that way but I’m mighty flattered


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.







I asked them about it and apparently Elf Bar is a vape brand.

They took it down the next day.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Leon Sumbitches posted:



I asked them about it and apparently Elf Bar is a vape brand.

They took it down the next day.

Did you get the ten cent gas?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



maybeadracula posted:

Did you get the ten cent gas?

The fact that they say REAL GAS probably means that the ten cent gas isn't real… :(

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Kheldarn posted:

The fact that they say REAL GAS probably means that the ten cent gas isn't real… :(

Ends up "Real" and "Gas" are also vape brands.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/eN8GInt.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/rG5zlcc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/CE6lUSN.mp4

And not one but two sets of hamsters:

https://i.imgur.com/ZdnvQPq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/6eH4Zuh.mp4

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Man I loving love "two hamsters going Mach 10 and then one abruptly stops or is otherwise flung off the wheel" clips

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





This cat has a drinking problem.

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