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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Anyone who "wishes it could be christmas every day" is a goddamn sociopath

I wish it was December 26th

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Only 4 more days of Christmas music!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

redshirt posted:

I wish it was December 26th

Used to be the singular worst day on earth if you worked at a movie theater. No overtime pay, with crowds just as big or bigger than Xmas day.


Sucked the most

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

Used to be the singular worst day on earth if you worked at a movie theater. No overtime pay, with crowds just as big or bigger than Xmas day.


Sucked the most

Hell yeah movie bro. I worked at a movie theater for 4 years.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I was at the dollar store because on the rare occassions I need greeting cards or wrapping paper it just makes so much more sense to not pay very much for them

They apparently also sell gift cards there which is also what I was shopping for. But when I tried to buy them there, the employee's register like freaked out and she couldn't figure out how to sell them and finally said it is cash only. So I went around the corner to the grocery store and bought them with my debit card :shrug: They were just the $50 general use visa gift cards.

I tried to be nice to the employees at the dollar store though. It was a minor annoyance but ultimately I didn't really care that they couldn't sell me the cards. They were clearly fighting for their lives working there at the holiday season so I didn't want to make their day worse than it already is

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Shinjobi posted:

Used to be the singular worst day on earth if you worked at a movie theater. No overtime pay, with crowds just as big or bigger than Xmas day.


Sucked the most

My brother's birthday is Dec 26th and we often went as a family to the movies for his birthday when we were kids

Sorry for contributing to negative employee mental health. I never worked in a theater but I do feel the retail pain :hfive:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



So that series "Elves" I mentioned - the family ruined everything and still lived and it was not great to watch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

My brother's birthday is Dec 26th and we often went as a family to the movies for his birthday when we were kids

Sorry for contributing to negative employee mental health. I never worked in a theater but I do feel the retail pain :hfive:

What do you do now?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I was gonna post a picture of Ridley but redshirt said I have hamhock hands and now I have a complex

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I was gonna post a picture of Ridley but redshirt said I have hamhock hands and now I have a complex

Meaty mitts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

Meaty mitts

It was the camera angle :mad:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It was the camera angle :mad:

They say it adds 10-15 pounds, that's true.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

They say it adds 10-15 pounds, that's true.

Could be worse

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Could be worse



Don't let them print I had small hands

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Still lollin' about CO. Even if it gets overturned you know he's really mad about it.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Escape From Noise posted:

Still lollin' about CO. Even if it gets overturned you know he's really mad about it.

it's very very unfair, everyone's saying it, george washington did an insurrection and everyone loved it, begged him to be president, no one's ever been treated this poorly

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

redshirt posted:

What do you do now?

He's lived in other places for a while now so I haven't seen him on his bday for a few years. And now he and I work in the same place but the 26th will be a very busy day that we won't have off. So I don't know! Probably go out to dinner sometime that week.

You always hope that restaurants and stores will be LESS busy the week after Xmas, like everyone should be sick and tired of shopping and dining out, but in my experience this is never the case

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

redshirt posted:

Don't let them print I had small hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ew6K0W3RY

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

it's very very unfair, everyone's saying it, george washington did an insurrection and everyone loved it, begged him to be president, no one's ever been treated this poorly

Looking forward to a bizarre rant about his hatred of the Denver omelette.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Escape From Noise posted:

Still lollin' about CO. Even if it gets overturned you know he's really mad about it.

*gets on colorado soap box* i mean it is nice living here already, we have weed and magic mushrooms and mountains and lots of outdoor activities. I can ride my bike 10 miles to work without getting near cars because I live in godless socialist boulder. The whole state* votes blue anyway but it is nice that my state was the first one to take this actual step.

Now,

Maybe some others will join

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Today I'm listening to US Christmas and kegging the rice koji saison.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Escape From Noise posted:

rice koji saison.

That sounds really intriguing

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That sounds really intriguing

The rice koji basically acts like an enzyme and breaks down the starches so much that finishing gravity is below 1.000

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Escape From Noise posted:

The rice koji basically acts like an enzyme and breaks down the starches so much that finishing gravity is below 1.000

So super dry? I’m down.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Last week I bought a 65 count bag of Reeses christmas trees at costco for like $13 and today the same bag is $6.97 :argh:

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Last week I bought a 65 count bag of Reeses christmas trees at costco for like $13 and today the same bag is $6.97 :argh:

What I'm hearing is that you need another bag

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So super dry? I’m down.

It's pretty dry. I like the character it gets from the saison yeast.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

It's pretty dry. I like the character it gets from the saison yeast.

Not gonna fall for any banana in the tailpipe gag...

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



in celebration of my phone suiciding I've bought a quarter ounce of weed

brb about to get real high

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


wtf the wind is super loud and like 55mph and woke me up :argh:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

wtf the wind is super loud and like 55mph and woke me up :argh:

Is your flat vibrating?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

wtf the wind is super loud and like 55mph and woke me up :argh:

when this wind hits 88 mph you're gonna see some serious poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I bitched about losing power but didn't realize there's still 100K across the state of Maine without power from a storm on Monday.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Is your flat vibrating?

it actually is and the windows are rattling :ohdear:



TIP posted:

when this wind hits 88 mph you're gonna see some serious poo poo

I hope its BTTF THE MUSICAL (the movie) :pray:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

it actually is and the windows are rattling :ohdear:

I hope its BTTF THE MUSICAL (the movie) :pray:

Keep away from the windows mate

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Nobody in the thread is allowed to die

Also your house isn't allowed to blow away to the land of Oz nor your car allowed to go back in time to 1955

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



put your butt up against the windows, it's the safest part of your body to take a load of smashed glass and the glass won't have time to get moving fast

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Nobody in the thread is allowed to die

Also your house isn't allowed to blow away to the land of Oz nor your car allowed to go back in time to 1955

Wicked Witch of The East just out there minding her own business....

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Nobody in the thread is allowed to die

Rude!

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

Nobody in the thread is allowed to die

Also your house isn't allowed to blow away to the land of Oz nor your car allowed to go back in time to 1955

sound advice right here :hmmyes:


TIP posted:

put your butt up against the windows, it's the safest part of your body to take a load of smashed glass and the glass won't have time to get moving fast



plz do not attempt to sabotage my butt just because i was best at squarts

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