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Zero One posted:Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks! NOT IN THE FACE!
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davidspackage posted:I bet that tastes great coming back up
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Canuckistan posted:I skipped my prom to go drinking in the woods with some buddies. However, the next year I took my girlfriend to her prom. We've been married for over 25 years now. Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo  Me and my date met at a school trip to see Phantom of the Opera and I thought it was romantic and cool. It was not well received.
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I'm trying to remember anything about high school prom and I don't know if we even had one? I don't recall any discussion, announcements, posters, etc about it at all. (I'm assuming it happened somewhere and I was just too weird/poor for anyone to bother looping me in.)
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Dec 21, 2023 07:04
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I ditched my prom date to go get trashed in the rain sorry chelsea
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My closeted twink rear end went with the biggest girl rugby player on the team. Claire. She was super nice. We were perfect covers for each other in that hick poo poo hole we grew up in. She had a girlfriend and was playing college ball last time I saw her around town a decade ago. I should see what she's up to.
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Dec 21, 2023 07:23
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I went to prom with a friend that another friend later married and had a kid with and there was enough time between the kid and the marriage that the kid was definitely not the cause of the marriage.
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Dec 21, 2023 07:29
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Goons have been reliving prom memories from 20+ years ago for four pages now. https://i.imgur.com/6KuBaTz.mp4
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Trabant posted:Goons have been reliving prom memories from 20+ years ago for four pages now. It's better than a clip that somehow manages to be faker than this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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Dec 21, 2023 08:15
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Well in the driver's defense that's the worst designed intersection I've ever seen!
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It might be confusing to us, but that's actually how you're supposed to drive.
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Dec 21, 2023 09:55
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If you present me with a scenario in which the directions tell me to TURN RIGHT INTO SOME CONES then all bets are off and there is no wrong way to drive
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Dec 21, 2023 09:59
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Dec 21, 2023 10:02
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Oh come on, now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
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Roblo posted:Looks like it it might be an area for practicing driving? Lot of weird placements of stuff. My thoughts exactly, it looks like what we call a playpen. It's for your first two or three driving lessons.
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I'll never understand the goons who define schadenfreude as "the first vine I can google to stop chat thread"
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Soul Dentist posted:I'll never understand the goons who define schadenfreude as "the first vine I can google to stop chat thread" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU
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Trabant posted:Goons have been reliving prom memories from 20+ years ago for four pages now. If goons talking about their prom experiences isn't schad I don't know what is. In that spirit, my class size was about 1000 students, the prom was at some super fancy hotel with expensive tickets, and I think the only kids who went were rich kids whose parents bought them a hotel room to bang in.
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo I'm actually dying
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My prom afterparty got upstaged by Al Gore. We went and did the whole dinner -> prom -> hotel afterparty. Our group of drama kid friends was split half and half bougie-af and dirt poor with me being the latter. One of the kids with parents that lived in a million+ dollar house with a view way up the side of the valley rented the penthouse of the bougie hotel our prom was held at like six months in advance. Come prom night the vice president flies into town for what was supposed to be a refuel stop on the way to Asia, but the weather turned and his plane was grounded here overnight. The hotel gave him the penthouse and bumped us down down a floor. Was still a great night though, nothing beats booze and fun you didn't have to pay for when you're dirt poor. Just wish we could have gotten to use the hot tub on the penthouse veranda.
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Should have went and knocked, maybe he'd be game?
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo This photo raised my hackles like a spooked dog
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Good call on hiding half your face tho 
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo should of scarred your face instead
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo As a shameless POTO fan, I am receiving this well
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo Forgot your crown, king
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Prom was fun and all, but the next night I saw the Pixies, who were inexplicably hitting Boise on one of the first ten or so dates on their initial reunion tour. When I feel nostalgic for that weekend, it's not often for slow dancing in the auditorium.
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Armacham posted:Forgot your crown, king Something tells me he didn't win prom king
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo maybe it's cuz you didn't tuck your shirt in
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Im assuming it's a white vest but with that focus who can tell
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Okay, prom. My wife and I were prom king and queen. We left roughly a half hour into the dance to go party at a friend's house. It was p ok.
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The Moon Monster posted:If goons talking about their prom experiences isn't schad I don't know what is. So like half the class couldn't even attend? Does your school not have a board of people who approve of this stuff or is this hometown level lobbying? edit for content: https://i.imgur.com/uhYdSmN.mp4 caspergers has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Dec 21, 2023 |
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My prom was upstaged by three kids in the grade below us that everyone knew dying in a drunk driving rollover that evening. 2/3rds of the class left early and missed the prize draws, where my friend Victor won the trip to Disneyland.
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Prom schadenfreude: I asked a girl to prom that was not in my friends group at all. She hesitantly said yes, and then a couple hours later called me while I was at lunch with some buddies to tell me that her crush had just asked her to prom and she was going to go with him instead. One of my friends was dating a sophomore, so I ended up just taking his girlfriend’s friend from another school to senior prom. Related topic: the year before that, a guy was hosting homecoming dinner at his house with about 50 people before the homecoming dance. I bought a ticket to go to the dinner, but his parents forced him to return my ticket because my parents had a restraining order on behalf of my sister against their other son. So instead of getting homecoming dinner with a large group of friends, me and another buddy had to eat at Chili’s alone before homecoming.
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Brawnfire posted:Im assuming it's a white vest but with that focus who can tell It's a white vest, and a had a white tie and I picked the tux jacket with tails as well. I did not wear the mask to Benihanas
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Beer_Suitcase posted:It's a white vest, and a had a white tie and I picked the tux jacket with tails as well. I did not wear the mask to Benihanas Coward
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Air Skwirl posted:I went to prom with a friend that another friend later married and had a kid with and there was enough time between the kid and the marriage that the kid was definitely not the cause of the marriage. Everyone knows you have to have at least two or three kids together before you figure out if you're ready for a big commitment like marriage.
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Prom story: My misfit friend group all sat at one round table for the dinner and dragged some extra chairs over so it was pretty crowded. The venue was the "fancy" hotel in town so it was ~3 course ooo la la~ salad then steak then dessert. Since we stuffed too many people at the table there wasn't enough room for all our plates once food got served. My one friend didn't want to eat his salad anyway so he put it on the floor under the table to get it out of the way for a few minutes. Server walks by and does a quick headcount "oh hey you're missing a salad, so sorry let me bring you one" and leaves before my buddy can say anything, and a minute later he's given a 2nd salad. Which he hides under the table with the first one. ANOTHER SERVER BRINGS HIM A SALAD. Now the game is on. He starts hiding salads and flagging down servers complaining that he never got a salad while we all hide our faces in shame / try not to laugh. When we've all finished dessert and it's time to go dance, dude just keeps pulling salads out from under the table like a clown car and stacks them on the table and we all run away to leave the hotel staff to deal with half a dozen untouched salads. As an adult I feel bad for the food waste and staff abuse, but at the same time my brother and dad worked at that hotel and said that basically everyone on staff did drugs during their entire shift so  salad math probably wasn't a top concern
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