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Karate Bastard posted:There are several dents in that door. Dudes rule.
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The exhaust cloud as the driver stomps on the gas at the end is  I'm imagining a fart sound for it.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Dudes rule. Paying it forward
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Soul Dentist posted:The "fancy" restaurant workers hated you Ehh, I worked at a fancy restaurant that a bunch of teenagers went to on prom night, and while it was a little annoying since teenagers aren't usually great tippers and the checks were small to begin with since they can't order booze, we mostly thought it was kinda cute to see all these kids in their tuxedos and fancy dresses.
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based on how well everyone's driving around me, I'm assuming this person would have gotten their license in the US
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Can people stop using discord links for poo poo? They don’t load in the app
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Large Testicles posted:Can people stop using discord links for poo poo? They don’t load in the app What? Are you not a large enough testicle to just click on a link?
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Scratch Monkey posted:In the game of Space Moose, fellatio barn I think his name is Forgiato Blow, actually
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Air Skwirl posted:Ehh, I worked at a fancy restaurant that a bunch of teenagers went to on prom night, and while it was a little annoying since teenagers aren't usually great tippers and the checks were small to begin with since they can't order booze, we mostly thought it was kinda cute to see all these kids in their tuxedos and fancy dresses. They're cute until you realize they're pulling up in their own Mercedes G-Class, already drunk, have more of their parents' money than anybody knows what to do with, and tip like poo poo anyways E: oh there's also eleven of them, they don't have a reservation, they don't want the prix fixe, they can't sit in the bar area and they need to be done and in the car in forty five minutes. Do you have just french fries? Schadenfreude on me my dad's not a thrice-divorced orthodontist Soul Dentist has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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Soul Dentist posted:They're cute until you realize they're pulling up in their own Mercedes G-Class, already drunk, have more of their parents' money than anybody knows what to do with, and tip like poo poo anyways We crammed like 2 dozen people into a limo we all split the cost on. Then we got drunk in a field off whatever we could get our hands on. I had bug bites on my rear end. Good times.
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Soul Dentist posted:They're cute until you realize they're pulling up in their own Mercedes G-Class, already drunk, have more of their parents' money than anybody knows what to do with, and tip like poo poo anyways Ahh, we didn't have those assholes, ours were mostly just couples and if they showed up drunk they had enough experience to not be obvious about it. I did a group prom thing (I think there was 8 of us in a limo) but we actually bothered to make a reservation.
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There was rum and stuff there but I distinctly remember prom drunk being the only time I consumed this product:
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Soul Dentist posted:There was rum and stuff there but I distinctly remember prom drunk being the only time I consumed this product: I bet that tastes great coming back up
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Soul Dentist posted:The "fancy" restaurant workers hated you Maybe, but I grew up in a really small town and all knew each other so I doubt it. Plus I was taught how to tip as a kid because my parents weren’t horrible monsters…or European.
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In honour of the thread title, some self schad: I just tried to make sambal oelek. I don't like or eat spicy food but my husband LOVES hot peppers so I planted a little pepper plant in my veggie garden for him, and it absolutely shits out peppers. I get like a fistful of these loving things a week and I have no idea what to do with them. Whenever I make something like curry he'll dump spoonfuls of sambal into it, so I looked up the recipe and it's literally just squished up peppers and rice vinegar? Hell we can make that! I optimistically got some disposable gloves and everything but the problem was it would occasionally squirt a drop into my face. I snorted some up my nose and had a sneezing fit and now my upper lip is burning.  gently caress
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CainFortea posted:What? Are you not a large enough testicle to just click on a link? they don’t work when clicked on iOS unless I send them to VLC, even
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Tagra posted:In honour of the thread title, some self schad: I just tried to make sambal oelek. Gotta go full meth lab hazmat suit for those things. The fun part is that you can go "LET'S COOK" to him before pulling on the respirator and heading into the kitchen
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Subjunctive posted:they don’t work when clicked on iOS unless I send them to VLC, even In the iOS Awful app I can watch them by long-tapping the link, selecting "open in default browser" (Safari) and the clicking "view" in the dialog that pops up. But that's work.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Gotta go full meth lab hazmat suit for those things. The fun part is that you can go "LET'S COOK" to him before pulling on the respirator and heading into the kitchen He just tasted it then said "WHOO... spicy..." and then complained that his tongue was burning like 5 minutes later. I re-pepper sprayed myself rinsing off the dishes in the sink
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CainFortea posted:What? Are you not a large enough testicle to just click on a link? That just tries to download it on Android.
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You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake!
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Admiral Joeslop posted:That just tries to download it on Android. Okay? That's how video playing works. It downloads data to your device which then displays it for you.
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Oh don't try and give that guy advice
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CainFortea posted:Okay? That's how video playing works. It downloads data to your device which then displays it for you. Except it isn't a file that can necessarily be played by either chrome or my phone's inbuilt video player. I have the discord app on my phone but that doesn't come up as an option.
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sweet geek swag posted:Except it isn't a file that can necessarily be played by either chrome or my phone's inbuilt video player. I have the discord app on my phone but that doesn't come up as an option. If you don't already have the player to play it, the awful app isn't going to be able to either.
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Both of those men are her sons but I watch this every time for the left guy's "oh god, it's mom" while the other does not change his expression at all. I don't know who they are apart from having a mum willing to harass them in this way for which I admire her.
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CainFortea posted:If you don't already have the player to play it, the awful app isn't going to be able to either. I bet if it got auto-embedded it would work, because discord’s content selection would work better.
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Trabant posted:You'll be surprised, Yessssss, into my veins, Mr. Taggart
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The General posted:Sometimes I just need to ponder upon my six kinds of mustard and no actual food. But have you considered ketchup? https://open.spotify.com/episode/44ztUL4tOaSiByijmwfiGH
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Subjunctive posted:I bet if it got auto-embedded it would work, because discord’s content selection would work better. It's this, it's just an mp4 file, but the embedding doesn't work on the app and it gives me a download link if I try to open it in a browser. It embeds and plays fine if I'm on the forums in a mobile browser. It's a pain because the app makes it take several extra steps and I have to manually delete the file when I'm done.
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CainFortea posted:What? Are you not a large enough testicle to just click on a link? it's just a unlabeled link in the app which used to be probeworthy and really? just clicking on a link you have no idea what it is?
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Robobot posted:my parents weren’t horrible monsters…or European. Amarica FY
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Large Testicles posted:it's just a unlabeled link in the app which used to be probeworthy Just assume it is goatse and move on. Everyone will be happy at the outcome. Someone has goatsed you without even trying, you've seen an old friend and you haven't had to wait for poo poo to load on your phone. It's the platonic ideal of how computers should work.
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Trabant posted:You'll be surprised, Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
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Inceltown posted:Just assume it is goatse and move on. Everyone will be happy at the outcome. Someone has goatsed you without even trying, you've seen an old friend and you haven't had to wait for poo poo to load on your phone. It's the platonic ideal of how computers should work. It's what the Internet was designed for
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Discord links only live a limited time outside of the discord app/website. They wised up to people using it as a storage service.
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quote:Tesla drivers have the highest accident rate compared with all the brands analyzed. During the period analyzed, Tesla drivers had 23.54 accidents per 1,000 drivers. Ram (22.76) and Subaru (20.90) were the only other brands with accident rates over 20.00 per 1,000 drivers. https://www.lendingtree.com/insurance/brand-incidents-study/
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