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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
they dared desecrate the sacred halls of the Capitol building

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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates



Why you watching shows for babies your a grown rear end man

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Letting little kids express themselves how they want is good

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

a guy had sex and he got fired what is there to talk about lol

wait was there actual sex involved? i thought it was just one dude getting naked and dry humping the desk?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

the failure of the mainstream media to report on gay sex that happened is proof that they're trying to destroy X the everything app

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

they dared desecrate the sacred halls of the Capitol building

The nerve! The aduacity! No right wing person would ever do that

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

this is actually kind of true. I only just saw coverage of the TWO sex tapes filmed in the Capitol the other day but apparently this has been known for weeks?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
just lol if you don’t have your gay sex news notifications set to “on”

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Thank you X for informing me of gay sex occurring in my country

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
the "X" is for sex(gay)

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

Mr Interweb posted:

wait was there actual sex involved? i thought it was just one dude getting naked and dry humping the desk?

he was the one getting humped

Setec_Astronomy
Mar 10, 2003

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

Rauros posted:

he was the one getting humped

by the desk?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

a guy had sex and he got fired what is there to talk about lol

On Klobachar's desk/chair though is is very funny

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I think the threads gonna need a diagram of the alleged gay sex

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


WoodrowSkillson posted:

On Klobachar's desk/chair though is is very funny

Did anybody say "klob on my knob" in this film??

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
First Democrats stop the people from seeing hunter's hog and now they stop the people from seeing a congressional butthole? Does their perfidy know no bounds?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
why wouldn't you want to know about the congressional pound town film? the hell.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


i'm the chairman of the select cockmmittee on the CCP

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?


this was as far as i went, but it was still pretty funny:

:nws: https://lynnwoodtimes.com/2023/12/20/senate-sex-tape-231220/

edit: nm, i never saw the video on that link further down if you can't imagine it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rauros posted:

this was as far as i went, but it was still pretty funny:

:nws: https://lynnwoodtimes.com/2023/12/20/senate-sex-tape-231220/

edit: nm, i never saw the video on that link further down if you can't imagine it

why he have a fist for a dick

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Mr Hootington posted:

Letting little kids express themselves how they want is good

i work with multiple women whose husbands are crabby about them letting their young boys wear pink because some dads are dumb as poo poo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
wish there were a way to make gay sex not inherently woke

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

they dared desecrate the sacred halls of the Capitol building

Over/under how many times people have had sex in the Capitol building and do we think it eclipses the nearest Motel 6?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I am very happy because I adopted a new puppy from a rescue and he is awesome and also very happy that Musk will never know that level of joy, despite his insane level of wealth, because he has completely broken his brain trying to be an Epic Poster and sucks really bad at it. All that money and he has the same level of misery as some angry incel on 4chan getting mad his epic level memes aren’t catching on

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Sir Tonk posted:

this poo poo was all over the place after it was discovered and right wig media wouldn't shut up about it. do these dweebs ever not lie about everything?

How else will they feel like they're constantly being persecuted from all sides?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
No one is going to trade a dog for a horse. That's bad value.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I am very happy because I adopted a new puppy from a rescue and he is awesome and also very happy that Musk will never know that level of joy, despite his insane level of wealth, because he has completely broken his brain trying to be an Epic Poster and sucks really bad at it. All that money and he has the same level of misery as some angry incel on 4chan getting mad his epic level memes aren’t catching on

post. that. puppy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

WrasslorMonkey posted:

why he have a fist for a dick

according to the video it’s known in Germany as a “schnitzel”

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

evilmiera posted:

Over/under how many times people have had sex in the Capitol building and do we think it eclipses the nearest Motel 6?

Senate men’s room is easily a top ten cruisiest spot in DC

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Rudeboy Detective posted:

i'm the chairman of the select cockmmittee on the BBC

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
My wife or kids won’t speak to me, but at least I’m not a normie and I know What’s Really Going On™️

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
every time I see someone writing "mr musk sir' i hear that arrested development bit singing "mr m"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Upsidads posted:

Why you watching shows for babies your a grown rear end man

if you watch cocomelon without kids you go on the list.

my new song drops on all streaming platforms tomorrow. tell your friends.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


less mad about the gay sex and more that apparently a top with a jumbo jet pipe is wasting his time in congress

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

writing that staffer in for president next year

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1736063465620447672?s=20

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I wish I had the confidence to just lie about poo poo that's easily disproven in under 5 seconds via Google

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


oooh noooo not unprotected anal sex ohhh noooo ::clutches beanie and faints::

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
you think if there was a condom involved it'd be cool?

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://twitter.com/FedericoS15190/status/1737679132077740193?t=c6f_orBC6gSHJoFtU1jNMQ&s=19

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