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... no seriously, that's the headline on CNN. Here's an actual article in case you give a gently caress. It's the first thing that popped up on google that wasn't behind a paywall. https://www.404media.co/clowns-sue-clowns-com-for-wage-theft/ quote:A group of clowns is suing their former employer Clowns.com for multiple labor law violations, according to recently filed court records. Okay so apart from the incredible headline, the bosses are QAnon crazies that got an ex-employee fired from her next job as a teacher, so that's loving lovely. Other than that, gently caress wage theft and gently caress this company for doing it and for getting that woman fired from her other job. I'm not sure what else to add here. Post about clowns and/or wage theft, I guess. Or Simpsons memes. Clowns.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:15 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:23 |
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Nice website ... for a clown to visit, at the circus!!!
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:24 |
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Hammerite posted:Nice lawsuit
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:26 |
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I can get paid for being a clown? What have I been doing this whole time then?
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:26 |
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Is clowns.com run by former clowns that moved into clown management or is it all outsiders that didn't understand clowns? Seems like the 2nd one, what with all the cuts to footwear. You don't wanna skimp on the giant shoes.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:27 |
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Your honor, I would like to restate for the record that I am to be recognized as a Clown, and NOT a contracted Certified Specialist in Comedic Performances and Humorous Acts
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:29 |
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I wish the people running clowns.com would leave the clowning around to the professionals!
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:33 |
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In a previous statement, I called believers of the QAnon conspiracy theory "a bunch of clowns". I have since been educated about clowns and the act of clowning, and I retract this statement.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:34 |
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Just like I believe CEOs should have to work for months at the bottom to see what their own lovely policies are like. So too should the Clown Executive Officers be required to work children's birthday parties and rodeos.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:35 |
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I hope the lawyers all pour out of a tiny clown law firm
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:38 |
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What a bunch of…….clowns
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:39 |
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anything is possible at clowns.com
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:47 |
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Is this what they renamed Trump University to?
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:47 |
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not if you want to be paid
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:47 |
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wait clowns are real?
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 20:57 |
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disrupting the clown market
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 21:09 |
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id prolly just shoot myself
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 21:10 |
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Read the comments, newest first. A bunch of qanon lunatics think it's Tim and Eric confessing to human trafficking.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 21:21 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Read the comments, newest first. A bunch of qanon lunatics think it's Tim and Eric confessing to human trafficking. but that’s specifically why i never read comments anywhere
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 21:51 |
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Guess the clown games are over.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 22:21 |
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I used to work with a guy that was a born again Christian and also was into clowning. He started to tell me about his Christian Clown act and apparently there's a whole bunch of Clowns for Christ and I laughed and he got mad at me. I got a new job before I could find out more.
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 23:02 |
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clowns
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:05 |
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Sounds like they weren't even CLOWN CERTIFIED
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:25 |
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Bonzo posted:I used to work with a guy that was a born again Christian and also was into clowning. He started to tell me about his Christian Clown act and apparently there's a whole bunch of Clowns for Christ and I laughed and he got mad at me. I got a new job before I could find out more. Have some Klassic Kolbert
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:35 |
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Hmm, since they're obviously short on staff, you think they would be willing to book my Postmodern Fart Clown act? The exposure is more important than the money at this point
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:49 |
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please, everyone. this is no laughing matter.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:55 |
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I got a guy who needs money bad, he's for sure willing to put up with a little bit of wage theft. He's pretty old, but he's definitely a clown.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:11 |
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whether we're here whether we're there you'll laugh and cheer anywhere we're the clowns Whether we're east whether we're west all around the world they say that we're the best and by the way whether we're here, Whether we're there Those clowns should start doing this poo poo to their former employers. (not related to the above song:) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081619/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKSm10hCXN8
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:16 |
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clownpenis.fart
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:24 |
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I wish newspapers were still a thing because that would be the best headline of all time
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:33 |
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*falls out of comically small car
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:49 |
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You'll never hear about the lawsuit started by the mimes.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:57 |
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protodependency posted:You'll never hear about the lawsuit started by the mimes. I get it! I get jokes!
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:58 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I get it! I get jokes! It's even worse. The judge was legally blind.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 01:59 |
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Grey Cat posted:I can get paid for being a clown? Yeah, about that. Turns out have to clown good to get paid for your clowning.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 02:00 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Read the comments, newest first. A bunch of qanon lunatics think it's Tim and Eric confessing to human trafficking. The Internet was a mistake.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 02:12 |
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I make sure the birthday party Spider-Man I hire is in the union.
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 02:14 |
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Szyznyk posted:I make sure the birthday party Spider-Man I hire is in the union. Hell yeah brother. Cheers from the Clown Union.
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Szyznyk posted:I make sure the birthday party Spider-Man I hire is in the union. just make sure his penis isn't showing through the costume
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