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Beer_Suitcase posted:It's a white vest, and a had a white tie and I picked the tux jacket with tails as well. I did not wear the mask to Benihanas I figured because I also had a white vest with a white ascot. Yeah, ascot.
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I wore a kilt and a Prince Charlie (tuxedo jacket+vest cut for kilt wearing). They also let me in despite me wearing a dirk on my side and a dagger in my sock.
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Dec 21, 2023 19:01
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I stayed home for my prom and played Halo 2 for an insane amount of time. Still went to a house party the saturday after prom where I got very drunk and touched boobs. Don't know if prom would've lead me to touching boobs
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Dec 21, 2023 19:21
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My prom story is I didn't go to prom. This lady discovered taking a selfie by a train is a bad idea if you are an idiot. She's ok. Just got her hand smacked by the train.
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Dec 21, 2023 20:38
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:My prom story is I didn't go to prom. Two people in my high school thought it would be cool to get stoned at the train yard, in between two trains, you can imagine how that went: Girl lost a finger and almost lost her other hand, split down the middle, dude was hospitalized for a TBI and lost... a toe or whole foot or something I don't really remember
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A good friend of mine was crossing some train tracks with his Mormon mission companion, or walking along them, and the train snagged his backpack. He was in a coma by the time he was in the hospital. His family had him flown home, and had to make the decision to pull the plug. He had written me a letter a month earlier telling me to go on a mission. Don’t hang out near trains. Haptical Sales Slut has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Dec 21, 2023 |
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Dec 21, 2023 21:36
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FreudianSlippers posted:Everyone knows you have to have at least two or three kids together before you figure out if you're ready for a big commitment like marriage. I mentioned that because my parents were each born about 7 months after both sets of my grandparents got married. I should note both sets of grandparents stayed married until death and from all outside appearances seemed very much in love.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:52
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Prom story: guy got decapitated. Some rich kids had rented an open-top double-decker party bus to get to the prom, and the guy was standing up on the top deck when it went under a low bridge. Yay free PTSD for everyone.
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Dec 21, 2023 22:16
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None of these prom stories involve any good nut shots 
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bad_fmr posted:None of these prom stories involve any good nut shots The shad is on you for expecting good content
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minato posted:Prom story: guy got decapitated. Some rich kids had rented an open-top double-decker party bus to get to the prom, and the guy was standing up on the top deck when it went under a low bridge. Yay free PTSD for everyone. That bridge was a comrade.
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Dec 21, 2023 23:01
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bad_fmr posted:None of these prom stories involve any good nut shots Stop asking to see high schoolers receive nut shots, TIA.
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Pasketti posted:but at the same time my brother and dad worked at that hotel and said that basically everyone on staff did drugs during their entire shift so Hey, I used to work there! It's called "Every Restaurant", right?
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Dec 21, 2023 23:10
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minato posted:Prom story: guy got decapitated. Some rich kids had rented an open-top double-decker party bus to get to the prom, and the guy was standing up on the top deck when it went under a low bridge. Yay free PTSD for everyone. If I drove a bus like this I'd be like "everyone sit the gently caress down!!!!" over the PA for five minutes even approaching a bridge. Maybe check the brake real hard so everyone standing falls.
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Dec 21, 2023 23:21
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bad_fmr posted:None of these prom stories involve any good nut shots I had an ex that I think was trying to make me jealous...? And during prom the year we broke up she made it a point to do some pretty dirty dancing and making out on the dance floor next to my date and I. My date and I had a lovely time and ended up dating for a year or so. My ex apparently went to the bathroom with her date and had sex, got knocked up, missed most of her senior year, got abandoned by her baby daddy right after high school and decorated cakes at the local grocery store for the next 20 years. So I guess that was a pretty funny nut shot inside her.
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Not that kind of nut shot
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Cake decorating seems like a cool job
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo I'm sorry to quote your shame, but it is so loving funny. I literally can't stop laughing.
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Dec 21, 2023 23:53
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so Rudy filed for bankruptcy today... and guess who he owes money to?quote:President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, who has faced his own legal troubles surrounding alleged tax fraud, was also listed as a creditor in the bankruptcy petition. It remained unknown how much money Giuliani may owe Hunter Biden. The exact reason Biden is listed is unclear, with the filing only noting "lawsuit."
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Biplane posted:I'm sorry to quote your shame, but it is so loving funny. I literally can't stop laughing. I used to be rather embarrassed about this but not any more Oh I found another photo  edit: there isn't an unedited version so just imagine a face there if you have to Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 00:56 on Dec 22, 2023 |
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Dec 22, 2023 00:53
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Your mask was a better costume choice than her weird pink blob mask, at least.
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I used to be rather embarrassed about this but not any more Glorious. I salute you 
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I used to be rather embarrassed about this but not any more You dated Kirby?
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The lesser-known Pepto of the Opera
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🎵🎶The phaaaaantom of the opera is there at senior prom.🎶🎵
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jesus christ you are all still talking about prom
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Dec 22, 2023 03:23
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I'm literally at my prom right now
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Dec 22, 2023 03:23
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derp posted:jesus christ you are all still talking about prom Actually we've moved onto the meta part where we're talking about people talking about the prom. Thanks for playing. No wait, now we're onto the talking about people who are talking about people who are talking about the prom. This goes deep.
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Anyone else have photographic personal schadenfreude? Does not even have to be prom at all or anything.
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I've got a lot of photos showing me as a dumb little bowlcut nerd as a kid, but I'm not about to go public with that
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Captain Toasted posted:PYF Schadenfreude: The schad is on you for expecting good content E: wait gently caress derp posted:PYF Schadenfreude: jesus christ you are all still talking about prom Shit Fuckasaurus has a new favorite as of 03:41 on Dec 22, 2023 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've got a lot of photos showing me as a dumb little bowlcut nerd as a kid, but I'm not about to go public with that drat that's a hell of a bowlcut
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've got a lot of photos showing me as a dumb little bowlcut nerd as a kid, but I'm not about to go public with that I wore a zoot suit to prom
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Dillbag posted:My prom was upstaged by three kids in the grade below us that everyone knew dying in a drunk driving rollover that evening. 2/3rds of the class left early and missed the prize draws, where my friend Victor won the trip to Disneyland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoPp3f5P_M&t=22s
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Anyone else have photographic personal schadenfreude? Does not even have to be prom at all or anything. i was in a ska band and i had white guy dreads, no i am sure as gently caress not posting that e; the ska band i dont regret but the dreads, oof
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Large Testicles posted:i was in a ska band and i had white guy dreads, no i am sure as gently caress not posting that Embrace the schad, let it pass through you.
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Large Testicles posted:i was in a ska band and i had white guy dreads, no i am sure as gently caress not posting that What's the difference between a moose and a ska band? A moose has two horns up front and an rear end in a top hat in the back.
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When it came to my school prom, the year above us had been so debauched, getting drunk and loving stuff up that the school cancelled proms - forever. No more. The girls in my year were furious, and spent 6 months lobbying to bring them back. Eventually the school relented and said we see how important it is to you, fine, we will bring them back. But unfortunately it's too late to do one this year, so they'll start again next year. They've had one every year since. Over 100 years of proms and in the entire history of the school only one year skipped, and it wasn't even because of anyone in the skipped year lol. The girls all collectively turned into mega assholes towards the teachers involved and the rest of the year was hilarious with former straight A girls now turning into the unruly ones that would answer back and give the teachers poo poo. I didn't really care because I was riddled with anxiety through high school and would have skipped it and subsequently been very, very upset about not 'getting' to go, and then to save face tried to act like I was doing something more fun instead (which everyone would have seen right through). So it's good I got to skip all that. cubicle gangster has a new favorite as of 05:52 on Dec 22, 2023 |
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Don’t hang out near trains.
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Is that actually true? That's a very common railroader urban legend.
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