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sickening. Report yourself to Peter Dutton and hand over your citizenship to a French au pair
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Dec 21, 2023 12:55
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You can just say it's a bong, we won't judge.
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Dec 21, 2023 13:00
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watch me rip this fat tune
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Dec 21, 2023 13:01
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theres a sausage roll downstairs in the freezer and i want it but i would get in trouble because its almost midnight
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Dec 21, 2023 13:26
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Non Compos Mentis posted:watch me rip this fat tune
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Dec 21, 2023 13:26
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can you play it and the double bass at the same time
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Dec 21, 2023 14:20
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I could probably get a drone or get some Avan Garde piece,bur nothing even approaching "normal"
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Dec 21, 2023 14:53
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Newfangled bongs looking weird man E:fb
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Dec 21, 2023 15:40
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Some guy’s $150 Cyberpunk Nendoroid got mixed in with my Madman order. I am going to make sure it gets to it’s rightful owner because i’m a nice bloke™️
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Dec 21, 2023 15:55
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It's the Friday before Chrissy which means all the public servants are off work and loading up on supplies before making a mad dash to Batemans to have a coast holiday and god help me I need to go out and get bread Pray for me goons, some wanker is going to run me over with a Porsche 4wd
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Dec 21, 2023 21:04
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Train is empty this morning, contributing to the feeling that it's a waste of time going in to the office today. We're having a barbie and drinking advent calendar mini boozes so there's some reason to show up I guess.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:06
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Yeah back in one of my old offices the last working day before Christmas was a champagne breakfast then a homebrew competition followed by a bbq and beers, a few people would actually stay after that but everyone else took off down the pub. Made it worthwhile working through to the last day.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:27
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Lol if you're not hitting this 24/7
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Dec 21, 2023 21:31
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also gently caress me i've been out of retail for nearly a decade at this point and christmas retail still loving gives me nam style flashbacks but instead of people shooting at me its people threatening to shoot at me because they can't find some toy a youtuber showed off that they don't know the name of and the video is 5 years old
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Dec 21, 2023 21:32
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Jestery and The Turkey Basters Jestery and The Plucky Pippets
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Dec 21, 2023 21:50
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Infinitum posted:Jestery and The Turkey Basters New thread title.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:55
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Aaronicon posted:It's the Friday before Chrissy which means all the public servants are off work and loading up on supplies before making a mad dash to Batemans to have a coast holiday and god help me I need to go out and get bread Canberra rule, wait til after midday. City will be empty as they all rush off to be together in Batemans. Though I have to go do the kiddo Santa thing this arvo so I shall share your pain soon enough.
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Dec 21, 2023 22:26
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Whoforthenwhat posted:Canberra rule, wait til after midday. City will be empty as they all rush off to be together in Batemans. So the city is empty 5 hours earlier than every other day?
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Dec 21, 2023 22:40
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https://www.aldi.com.au/special-buys/special-buys-sat-23-december/ Aldi have knock off cool cabanas for sale tomorrow. No idea if they're anywhere near as as good as the real deal but they're probably worth a go at that price point. I might get one of the mats if I can psych myself up enough to deal with the inevitable shitfight of a crowd that'll be there tomorrow morning
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Dec 22, 2023 01:01
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Bald Stalin posted:So the city is empty 5 hours earlier than every other day? Yeah it really is. I'm talking empty car parks all over the city by 1pm. Everyone just gets the gently caress out of town. Canberra might be quiet at end of work time but lead up to public holidays it's a ghost town (and Batemans or Jervis gets flooded with people). Even middle of winter is busier than lead up to a holiday here.
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Dec 22, 2023 01:06
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bee posted:https://www.aldi.com.au/special-buys/special-buys-sat-23-december/ 
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Dec 22, 2023 03:08
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bee posted:https://www.aldi.com.au/special-buys/special-buys-sat-23-december/ If they are anything like the other knockoffs they are missing the actually important design bits that make cool cabanas amazing: the hammer-in spike and arms that fold down one at a time. All the knockoffs I've seen are just normal beach umbrellas but square with Velcro on sand pockets for the corners.
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Dec 22, 2023 03:23
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Dec 22, 2023 03:55
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Accurate I have one of the og cool cabanas and we use it a lot cause bee family are all pasty AF, so I feel like if it's preventing future melanoma it's worth the money. Santa just came past on the firetruck, lil bee got two bags of lollies and gave me the one that was somehow only 1/4 full. Thanks kid!
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Dec 22, 2023 05:06
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I got an extra ham this year. I have tried on a few mens groups to find a family in need with no luck. If anyone here is in Central Queensland and doing it rough, let me know - if no takers by tomorrow it's going to the local mens shelter.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:52
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turns out im meant to have my meds with food or they dont work as well that makes thing make so much sense
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Dec 22, 2023 06:13
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Non Compos Mentis posted:turns out im meant to have my meds with food or they dont work as well Nevermind I got a really good home for the ham. One of my car clubs is doing a sneaky chip in for a bloke and his kids and the ham slots in nicely.
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Dec 22, 2023 08:05
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Non Compos Mentis posted:turns out im meant to have my meds with food or they dont work as well when i got my adhd meds i was told i had to take them after food and when i asked what the reason was he told me its bc if you havent eaten before you take them youll just skip meals bc its basically speed
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Dec 22, 2023 08:13
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The last business day before Christmas and the customers are being more rampant cunts than usual
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Dec 22, 2023 08:16
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Why don't you just hit one of them really hard Just one time See what it feels like
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Dec 22, 2023 08:25
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Infinitum posted:Why don't you just hit one of them really hard
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Dec 22, 2023 08:31
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bee posted:https://www.aldi.com.au/special-buys/special-buys-sat-23-december/ Aldi's return policy makes taking a chance on their stuff worthwhile.
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Dec 22, 2023 08:38
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Humphreys posted:I got an extra ham this year. I have tried on a few mens groups to find a family in need with no luck. If anyone here is in Central Queensland and doing it rough, let me know - if no takers by tomorrow it's going to the local mens shelter. Daughter bought a ham last week and then won a ham at the club on the weekend.
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Dec 22, 2023 08:39
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Infinitum posted:Why don't you just hit one of them really hard This how addictions start.
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Dec 22, 2023 08:41
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its an addiction your honour im addicted to punching stupid people
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Dec 22, 2023 08:47
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Non Compos Mentis posted:its an addiction your honour Punching the judge could be a risky gambit
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Dec 22, 2023 09:00
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its percussive maintenance your honour i figure if i hit them hard enough they might stop being stupid
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Dec 22, 2023 09:09
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Important question is, can you claim work cover for any wrist or knuckle strains from repeatedly punching awful customers? RSI cause: Repeated percussive maintenance of patrons.
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They don't cover Really Stupid Idiot injuries
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