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Facebook Aunt posted:This cat has a drinking problem. 
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Data Graham posted:OK so the celebrity impressions were actually pretty good but then everything else he did was stupid and nobody laughed. How did he get the job. Fallon still sucks though. Facebook Aunt posted:This cat has a drinking problem.
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Dec 21, 2023 10:07
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Captain Invictus posted:Man I loving love "two hamsters going Mach 10 and then one abruptly stops or is otherwise flung off the wheel" clips but also hamster deepthroating the water bottle clips
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Dec 21, 2023 12:30
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Knormal posted:Apparently no one's supposed to laugh at SNL auditions, because they want a clean recording of the audition to be able to review later. You also have to be willing to bomb on live TV in front of millions of people so doing your schtick in front of dispassionate suits is a good trial run.
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Dec 21, 2023 14:30
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Knormal posted:Poor thing never got over Macho Grande. 
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Dec 21, 2023 15:46
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For some reason I always tilt my head when I miss a basketball goal, anyone else?
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Dec 21, 2023 15:47
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caspergers posted:For some reason I always tilt my head when I miss a basketball goal, anyone else? Same, especially if I failed to get a spare while bowling.
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Dec 21, 2023 15:57
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caspergers posted:For some reason I always tilt my head when I miss a basketball goal, anyone else? Ok, squadronmates, who among you can distract the keeper long enough for me to notch another basketball goal? If someone linedrives into the slot, I'll be open for a one-timer from centre field.
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Dec 21, 2023 16:05
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Lobok posted:Ok, squadronmates, who among you can distract the keeper long enough for me to notch another basketball goal? If someone linedrives into the slot, I'll be open for a one-timer from centre field. I always get penalized for basket tending or bucket tending or whatever that's called
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Dec 21, 2023 16:32
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BallerBallerDillz posted:I always get penalized for basket tending or bucket tending or whatever that's called For this field goal I award you, wait....this can't be right. Two points?
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Dec 21, 2023 16:45
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  truly the most invigorating and healthy of sports. i'm literally over twice his age and look younger.
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Dec 22, 2023 04:51
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Butterfly Valley posted:
that's a 16 yo? what's he been eating? pure HGH?
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Dec 22, 2023 04:55
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He looks more like 36. The way 36 looked in the 80s.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:01
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lmao, that's just an English 16. They still haven't caught up with the rest of the world yet.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:07
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What's a performance enhancer for darts..? Only one I can think of is massive amounts of piss and he's too young.... unless his da's been giving it to him. Of course it could just be a cunning plan.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:07
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Large Testicles posted:that's a 16 yo? what's he been eating? pure HGH? He does love to snack on those Huge Gammon Haunches.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:17
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Cable Guy posted:What's a performance enhancer for darts..? Only one I can think of is massive amounts of piss and he's too young.... unless his da's been giving it to him. Pretty sure you're allowed to drink beer at age 16 in the UK, which probably means he's been drinking for years.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:17
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Butterfly Valley posted:
Oh that's just what the English look like. Take Greg Davies from Taskmaster. He's 38, but looks like he's 60.
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Dec 22, 2023 05:57
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That dude is 40+ with multiple children. This is a ringer situation
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Dec 22, 2023 06:21
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great big cardboard tube posted:That dude is 40+ with multiple children. This is a ringer situation sounds like a turn of the millennium teen comedy
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Dec 22, 2023 06:29
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Grassy Knowles posted:sounds like a turn of the millennium teen comedy There are a lot of awful 80's comedies where white dudes have to pretend they are women/black/gay in order to get into college/some club/the mob. This feels like an inversion of that, middle aged dude pretends he's a teenager so his achievements in dart stand out more.
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Dec 22, 2023 06:47
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Grendels Dad posted:There are a lot of awful 80's comedies where white dudes have to pretend they are women/black/gay in order to get into college/some club/the mob. This feels like an inversion of that, middle aged dude pretends he's a teenager so his achievements in dart stand out more. There's definitely a part in it where someone gets a dart to the side of the head but they don't notice and it's hilarious
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Dec 22, 2023 07:04
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Grendels Dad posted:Pretty sure you're allowed to drink beer at age 16 in the UK, which probably means he's been drinking for years. From what, the false Grail?
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Dec 22, 2023 07:04
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh that's just what the English look like. He doesn't look a day over 55 to me.
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Dec 22, 2023 07:15
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The Mighty Moltres posted:There's definitely a part in it where someone gets a dart to the side of the head but they don't notice and it's hilarious  https://i.imgur.com/FlGSRHQ.mp4
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Dec 22, 2023 07:16
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Grendels Dad posted:There are a lot of awful 80's comedies where white dudes have to pretend they are women/black/gay in order to get into college/some club/the mob. This feels like an inversion of that, middle aged dude pretends he's a teenager so his achievements in dart stand out more. So the gay mafia IS real?
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Dec 22, 2023 07:38
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Milo and POTUS posted:So the gay mafia IS real? https://www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/09/mafia-drop-homosexuality-gay-ban-drag-queen-son-lady-godiva-italy/
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Dec 22, 2023 07:50
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The Mighty Moltres posted:There's definitely a part in it where someone gets a dart to the side of the head but they don't notice and it's hilarious And in the trailer a guy suffers a groin injury and the camera cuts to a crowd of bros going "ohhhhhw!" and the background music stops for a sec so you know to pay attention. Practically writes itself THIIIS SYUMMER,
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Dec 22, 2023 10:53
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh that's just what the English look like. Greg Davies is 55 though?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Greg Davies is 55 though? Are you counting in English years or human years?
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Dec 22, 2023 11:28
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Cable Guy posted:What's a performance enhancer for darts..? Only one I can think of is massive amounts of piss and he's too young.... unless his da's been giving it to him. Real footage from UK Darts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJnSmQCxkg
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Dec 22, 2023 11:35
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That's just what darts players look like, you have to look like that to play darts.
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Dec 22, 2023 14:02
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Those are a lot of glasses full of piss
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spiny posted:Real footage from UK Darts: Nooooo I wanted to know how it ends!!!!
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great big cardboard tube posted:That dude is 40+ with multiple children. This is a ringer situation "Nothin' in the rules that says a gammon can't play basketball."
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Samovar posted:From what, the false Grail? This was a good joke and I will not let it go by unnoticed.
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It was posted wisely
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