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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Grassy Knowles posted:

The point I was alluding to but didn’t make is that I found folks who were working in 3+ languages to be the last of the Blackberry/physical keyboard holdovers

Yeah I didn't even consider phones in my comment, I was more in the thread context. So with a computer keyboard you don't really look at the keys and you can switch between mappings in your head if you use them enough.

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

lobsterminator posted:

And even with physical keyboards there are not many actually different keyboard layouts. Just different mappings. I can easily swap between FI/SE and US layouts. And Mac vs PC layouts. Even if the physical keyboard remains the same.

It's just keys.

Is the Swedish Apple layout as weird as the Norwegian one? We have e.g. /|\ on shift+7, option+7, and shift+option+7, and it always takes me a moment when helping someone with a Mac write code.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Computer viking posted:

Is the Swedish Apple layout as weird as the Norwegian one? We have e.g. /|\ on shift+7, option+7, and shift+option+7, and it always takes me a moment when helping someone with a Mac write code.

Yeah I think so.

When you try a US layout you can see how all programming languages were designed to be efficient on that layout. With a Nordic layout you need two or three keys for most of the non-letter characters.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was specifically thinking physical keyboards and different alphabets: Some people here use Hebrew, Arabic, English and Russian which are very different from one another, add Chinese or something and our theoretical linguist couldn't possibly fit all the characters on a single keyboard!

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

lobsterminator posted:

Yeah I think so.

When you try a US layout you can see how all programming languages were designed to be efficient on that layout. With a Nordic layout you need two or three keys for most of the non-letter characters.

What? Pressing AltGr 7 for { is so convenient, it's got to be what they had in mind.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

lobsterminator posted:

Yeah I think so.

When you try a US layout you can see how all programming languages were designed to be efficient on that layout. With a Nordic layout you need two or three keys for most of the non-letter characters.

You are totes right

A relative unknown Danish computer scientist named Bjarne Stroustrup made a language called C++ which is just FILTHY with characters around that area. What was he thinking?!? :biotruths:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

EVIL Gibson posted:

You are totes right

A relative unknown Danish computer scientist named Bjarne Stroustrup made a language called C++ which is just FILTHY with characters around that area. What was he thinking?!? :biotruths:

He was in the US when he started working on C++, I think - so it's likely he was using a US keyboard. Besides, he was sort of tied down by it being a set of macros on top of C in the beginning. :)

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Computer viking posted:

He was in the US when he started working on C++, I think - so it's likely he was using a US keyboard. Besides, he was sort of tied down by it being a set of macros on top of C in the beginning. :)

Imagine in bizarro world he decides to stick with the Danish keyboard.

"No parentheses or curly brackets anywhere. Everything that needs to be surrounded must use " [ ]" as those characters aren't absolute poo poo to get to."

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What about the language makes it better on US layout keyboards?

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Arivia posted:

Who is that in the bottom image? He looks really familiar.

It's the protagonist from the movie Brazil (1985)

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Cojawfee posted:

What about the language makes it better on US layout keyboards?

Here's a Danish keyboard layout:


And a Norwegian one:


Notice the awkward AltGr keypresses for square and curly brackets, especially. I actually like the dot/colon, comma/semicolon and hyphen/underscore layout, but they're probably less easy to hit than the US equivalents.

And yeah, I have also thought about what a language invented by someone who only knew and used this layout would be like. Section signs and currency symbols (§ and ¤) would probably be core syntax in a Norwegian-designed language, since they're easy to type but extremely unlikely to show up in identifiers. Pipes, too. Normal (brackets) are no worse than on a US layout and make a lot of sense visually, so they'd probably still be common.

The only example I can think of is that BASIC on the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABC_80 I had in the early 90s used ¤ instead of $ to tag string variables.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Computer viking posted:


And yeah, I have also thought about what a language invented by someone who only knew and used this layout would be like. Section signs and currency symbols (§ and ¤) would probably be core syntax in a Norwegian-designed language, since they're easy to type but extremely unlikely to show up in identifiers. Pipes, too. Normal (brackets) are no worse than on a US layout and make a lot of sense visually, so they'd probably still be common.


Fun thought experiment. <> would be in a bigger role also as they are very convenient.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Let me tell you about templates

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

The currency symbol ¤ is apparently exotic enough that it can gently caress up some modern passwords.
Accidentally used it on a vm, and spent a while figuring out why we couldn't connect to it remotely.
(The windows server supported it, but not the remote-access-without-public-ip solution.)

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Yeah, it’s not part of the standard 0-127 ASCII so using it means you are at the mercy of whatever encoding scheme is in the path between your keyboard and the hashing function

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I'm sure you all were drowning in pussy with your typing speeds

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Star Man posted:

I'm sure you all were drowning in pussy with your typing speeds

Us ladies appreciate someone with good digital control. I understand why you wouldnt have this knowledge

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Na mang, my cats were considarate enough to avoid sleeping on my airways.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Star Man posted:

I'm sure you all were drowning in pussy with your typing speeds

when my grandmother took typing classes in high school only girls were allowed to sign up for it and a bunch of parents melted down when they started allowing boys during the 50s, suddenly that makes more sense

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

ymgve posted:

Yeah, it’s not part of the standard 0-127 ASCII so using it means you are at the mercy of whatever encoding scheme is in the path between your keyboard and the hashing function

That's why utf was so loving badass. It saved so much headaches for those with more elegant lettersets

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Star Man posted:

I'm sure you all were drowning in pussy with your typing speeds
I definitely torpedoed my chances of banging any lady instructors/trainers, given the three times I have had a woman leading a class pause the lecture and ask me to stop typing because it was distracting.

My response is always "all right, I guess I do not need to remember this later" and I stop paying attention because like, sorry I cannot take written shorthand like you apparently think your audience should

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
From our family to yours,

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I hadn't noticed the thread title (and I'm assuming it's pointing at me), but I am looking for 1Ghz Slot 1 P3s part number SL4BS if anyone has them for cheaper that serverworld - their freight price to Oz is waaaay out.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Not a tech relic but it's funny from someone that did a lot of presentations across the country

It's almost 2024 and Japan is the only place in the world where you can get a brand new 13th gen laptop with a DVD writer AND a VGA connector from 1987

HDMI ports to screens at random companies just refuse to work with random HDMI/HDMI converters (HDCP :argh:)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Yes, gently caress HDCP

utterly worthless except to cost me money over the years bypassing it

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Code Jockey posted:

Yes, gently caress HDCP

utterly worthless except to cost me money over the years bypassing it

My secret is discovering that super cheap HDMI splitters remove HDCP without either device noticing.

It's finding the right model that's the problem.

Buy a few from Amazon, check them, and then return the ones that didn't work. The ones you want are more common than the ones that don't

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

EVIL Gibson posted:

Not a tech relic but it's funny from someone that did a lot of presentations across the country

It's almost 2024 and Japan is the only place in the world where you can get a brand new 13th gen laptop with a DVD writer AND a VGA connector from 1987

HDMI ports to screens at random companies just refuse to work with random HDMI/HDMI converters (HDCP :argh:)

I love it, I love VGA.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

EVIL Gibson posted:

Not a tech relic but it's funny from someone that did a lot of presentations across the country

It's almost 2024 and Japan is the only place in the world where you can get a brand new 13th gen laptop with a DVD writer AND a VGA connector from 1987

HDMI ports to screens at random companies just refuse to work with random HDMI/HDMI converters (HDCP :argh:)

No 3.5 floppy drive, no sale.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


ymgve posted:

No 3.5 floppy drive, no sale.

No serial port either. Ain't worth it without a proper 16650 UART in it.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I was recently asked if I knew of a working PC or laptop with a serial port on it from a guy who needed to interface with an older PLC unit for a wood chip boiler. Was kinda urgent because it wasn't working and temps where -15.

Apparently they had tried USB-serial emulators without success.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Huh, that's weird. In my experience, USB to serial converters are indistinguishable from PCI/PCIe or ISA/SuperIO serial ports as far as software is concerned.

It's the USB to parallel ports adapters that are a load of crap, because they show up as printers rather than generic parallel ports. However, the PCIe parallel port cards I tried all work, even the weird ones that clearly are using a made-up vendor ID and are actually serial devices that take commands that toggle/read the pins. Of course you need to get the drivers from websites or discs that look like they have concerningly-high concentrations of viruses by volume.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

EVIL Gibson posted:

My secret is discovering that super cheap HDMI splitters remove HDCP without either device noticing.

It's finding the right model that's the problem.

Buy a few from Amazon, check them, and then return the ones that didn't work. The ones you want are more common than the ones that don't

yep, this is the move! I've got a bunch

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

BattleMaster posted:

Huh, that's weird. In my experience, USB to serial converters are indistinguishable from PCI/PCIe or ISA/SuperIO serial ports as far as software is concerned.

It's the USB to parallel ports adapters that are a load of crap, because they show up as printers rather than generic parallel ports. However, the PCIe parallel port cards I tried all work, even the weird ones that clearly are using a made-up vendor ID and are actually serial devices that take commands that toggle/read the pins. Of course you need to get the drivers from websites or discs that look like they have concerningly-high concentrations of viruses by volume.

Hmmm maybe it was a parallel port they needed, I might be mis-remembering. Did they still use parallel ports for circa 2000 era stuff?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

His Divine Shadow posted:

I was recently asked if I knew of a working PC or laptop with a serial port on it from a guy who needed to interface with an older PLC unit for a wood chip boiler. Was kinda urgent because it wasn't working and temps where -15.

Apparently they had tried USB-serial emulators without success.

https://www.amazon.com/Industry-Portable-Computer-Notebook-Graphics/dp/B07QYZHM8F/

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

His Divine Shadow posted:

Hmmm maybe it was a parallel port they needed, I might be mis-remembering. Did they still use parallel ports for circa 2000 era stuff?

In that era USB to serial gizmo drivers and/or chipsets were often buggy. IIRC it wasn’t until ~2008 or so that those things would Just Work. Drivers and chips unchanged since from what I can tell.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Buy an old thin client with an rs232 port and wifi, then install linux on it to have a permanent headless serial gateway.

Alternatively search "rs232 fanless pc" on aliexpress and buy one of the many, many cheap industrial pc options they have, like https://aliexpress.com/item/1005003330185279.html

But really any old raspberry pi with a usb to serial adapter should work, I use adapters to get to the serial console on my switches and to monitor a couple old APC UPS units and it's been rock solid once you find an adapter that isn't garbage.

[e] i use tio for connecting to serial consoles, it's much more straightforward than minicom https://github.com/tio/tio

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Remulak posted:

In that era USB to serial gizmo drivers and/or chipsets were often buggy. IIRC it wasn’t until ~2008 or so that those things would Just Work. Drivers and chips unchanged since from what I can tell.

Yeah in the early-mid 00s I dealt with sourcing laptops with serial ports for various people who needed them because it was a pretty well documented fact that usb-serial at the time was an absolute crapshoot for just about every application that came through the door.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

His Divine Shadow posted:

I was recently asked if I knew of a working PC or laptop with a serial port on it from a guy who needed to interface with an older PLC unit for a wood chip boiler. Was kinda urgent because it wasn't working and temps where -15.

Apparently they had tried USB-serial emulators without success.

A while back I had a boss that was too cheap to buy the $15 USB to serial cable so I dug up some ancient laptop to use as a terminal. You could probably find a used laptop at a thrift store or eBay.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

RVWinkle posted:

A while back I had a boss that was too cheap to buy the $15 USB to serial cable so I dug up some ancient laptop to use as a terminal. You could probably find a used laptop at a thrift store or eBay.

USB<>Serial cables are almost always junk and that was probably the right choice

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longview
Dec 25, 2006

heh.
I've had issues with USB adapters for programming old Motorola radios, ended up having to read schematics and the 68HC11 serial bootloader manual to work out the root cause.

A real 16C550 (or emulated SuperIO equivalent) will happily do all kinds of weird baud rates if you can work out the right clock dividers.
But e.g. a CH340 chip only does standard rates so when asked to do 7200 baud it would run at 9600 IIRC.

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