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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Lurks With Wolves posted:

According to Jim Ross, it was just that there was a Texan linebacker who had the nickname Booger Red from the much rarer "weird way of saying boogieman" etymology of booger and he wanted to call back to that. But also, Willie Nelson got the nickname Booger Red as a child for nosebleed related reasons and he's just as Texan as everyone else in this conversation, so the whole thing was ruined from the start.

Thank you

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Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Vader's nothing but a piece of poo poo. A BIG FAT PIECE OF poo poo!!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

little munchkin posted:

the bastion booger gimmick was a punishment because the dude failed/refused to lose weight after vince told him to. not sure if the discust was real/worked but vince's whole goal there was to publicly humiliate the guy

I was curious about who that was and it turns out I'm watching this guy currently. He is performing under the gimmick Norman the Psycho. He isn't very good.

I'm nearing Great Amerucan Bash 1989. Excited for the Flair v Funk fight. It kind of feels like a bunch of the big name wrestlers have disappeared from TV, but I'm enjoying the Skyscrappers with new guy Sid Vicious, Flying Brian Pillman, and the Freebirds. There are a lot of good wrestlers and good angles going on.

There is a cowboy dude with a whip who I don't really care for either and lmao at the ding dongs again. Their gimmick is bad and they aren't very good wrestlers.

Edit: Tommy rich seems decent.

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Dec 22, 2023

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was trying to think who cowboy with a whip would apply to at that point (Stan Hansen was in Japan in 1989 and also he's awesome), it was probably Wild Bill Irwin. Who much later would be legendary WWE wrestler The Goon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

DeathChicken posted:

I was trying to think who cowboy with a whip would apply to at that point (Stan Hansen was in Japan in 1989 and also he's awesome), it was probably Wild Bill Irwin. Who much later would be legendary WWE wrestler The Goon

Yeah that guy. There were so many cowboy gimmicks

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I had totally forgotten Harlem Heat used to come to the ring escorted by Colonel Robert Parker :stare: this era of wcw sure is something

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



HonorableTB posted:

I had totally forgotten Harlem Heat used to come to the ring escorted by Colonel Robert Parker :stare: this era of wcw sure is something

Worse than that, they were originally supposed to on a chain gang.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Davros1 posted:

Worse than that, they were originally supposed to on a chain gang.

Just as bad as that they, were originally named Kole and Kane.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Davros1 posted:

Worse than that, they were originally supposed to on a chain gang.

:lmao: jesus christ pro wrestling is so racist. At least it's gotten a lot better since then?*

*my brain conjured up muhammad hassan out of nowhere

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

HonorableTB posted:

:lmao: jesus christ pro wrestling is so racist. At least it's gotten a lot better since then?*

*my brain conjured up muhammad hassan out of nowhere

Remember when WWE wanted Mustafa Ali to do a terrorist gimmick in the bygone age of 2021

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
They turned Jason Jordan into Kurt Angle’s secret son that he was ashamed of because there was a rumor that Kurt found black women attractive.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



HonorableTB posted:

:lmao: jesus christ pro wrestling is so racist. At least it's gotten a lot better since then?*

*my brain conjured up muhammad hassan out of nowhere

The rumor for YEARS was that they were supposed to be SLAVES. In the Twentieth century

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Drakkel posted:

Remember when WWE wanted Mustafa Ali to do a terrorist gimmick in the bygone age of 2021

I was not aware of that because I haven't watched WWE since around 2012 or so but :lol: that sounds like a vince idea

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



HonorableTB posted:

I was not aware of that because I haven't watched WWE since around 2012 or so but :lol: that sounds like a vince idea

They wanted him to be behind 9/11, despite you, him being too young, for starters. and then everything else

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Pope Corky the IX posted:

They turned Jason Jordan into Kurt Angle’s secret son that he was ashamed of because there was a rumor that Kurt found black women attractive.

Wonder how they could have thought about that idea, it's not like Kurt Angle was feuding with Booker T in the mid-2000s because he wanted to have "Beastiality Sex" with Sharmell or anything.



Oh wait...

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
LIVE


TORRID



SEX

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Germansimp posted:

Wonder how they could have thought about that idea, it's not like Kurt Angle was feuding with Booker T in the mid-2000s because he wanted to have "Beastiality Sex" with Sharmell or anything.



Oh wait...

Not sure what point you're trying to make here.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Halloween Jack posted:

There's an anecdote in the ancient history thread about two anthropologists living in a recreated medieval village, studying medieval hygiene. They did an experiment where one didn't bathe, but washed his clothes, while the other used a modern shower every day, but didn't change clothes. The latter guy was so stinky they abandoned it after a week.

I don't understand how it's possible to have an environment where a bunch of professional athletes share a locker room and nobody can tell this guy that he smells bad and needs to wash his gear. Did they let him get away with that in high school? Was he one of those wrestlers who uses smelling like poo poo as a tactic?

part of it is probably laziness, the other part is being on the road constantly. kevin nash tells a story in one of his shoots about being overseas working shows with razor. he's splashing brut on and wearing the same gear for days on end while they're travelling and nash goes "i'm locking up with that every night and you wonder why i get backstage and pop a handful of pills?"

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Pope Corky the IX posted:

Not sure what point you're trying to make here.

That the Jason Jordan story wasn't the first time Kurt was in a lovely angle because of his supposed love of black women.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Joey McChrist posted:

part of it is probably laziness, the other part is being on the road constantly. kevin nash tells a story in one of his shoots about being overseas working shows with razor. he's splashing brut on and wearing the same gear for days on end while they're travelling and nash goes "i'm locking up with that every night and you wonder why i get backstage and pop a handful of pills?"

I never thought about what Razor Ramon would smell like but Brut is absolutely spot on. It's the Axe of the 90s

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Davros1 posted:

The rumor for YEARS was that they were supposed to be SLAVES. In the Twentieth century

Stevie Ray claimed on his podcast that the chains were his idea and they were supposed to be broken, representing freedom and strength. They apparently didn't ever come out with the chains, but they did make an entrance with Colonel Rob Parker, but it was an accident. There was a miscommunication and he followed them out even though that wasn't the plan. Stevie says this story has been all twisted up over the years. His podcast is very entertaining.

But as far as racism in wrestling, that's the reason he gives for not going with Booker to the WWE. Booker doesn't mind doing comedy, but Stevie feels like it's too close to minstrelsy quite often.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Germansimp posted:

That the Jason Jordan story wasn't the first time Kurt was in a lovely angle because of his supposed love of black women.

My apologies, I read that wrong. I thought you were saying that it was Kurt's fault for taking part in the first angle.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Animal-Mother posted:

Stevie Ray claimed on his podcast that the chains were his idea and they were supposed to be broken, representing freedom and strength. They apparently didn't ever come out with the chains, but they did make an entrance with Colonel Rob Parker, but it was an accident. There was a miscommunication and he followed them out even though that wasn't the plan. Stevie says this story has been all twisted up over the years. His podcast is very entertaining.

But as far as racism in wrestling, that's the reason he gives for not going with Booker to the WWE. Booker doesn't mind doing comedy, but Stevie feels like it's too close to minstrelsy quite often.

There's a Fall Brawl poster where you can just see them wearing to chains. Like Nikita Koloff did.

NameHurtBrain
Jan 17, 2015

Joey McChrist posted:

part of it is probably laziness, the other part is being on the road constantly. kevin nash tells a story in one of his shoots about being overseas working shows with razor. he's splashing brut on and wearing the same gear for days on end while they're travelling and nash goes "i'm locking up with that every night and you wonder why i get backstage and pop a handful of pills?"

Totally talking from the gut, but I imagine most ring gear has more complex laundry care instructions than 'machine wash cold'. Leather pants, in Nash's case, are basically hand cleaned if you want to do it for yourself and not take them to a cleaner. And if you're in the 300 day a year grind, I don't imagine he had time to go take them out on his few days off.

It gets weirder when you realize that the 'garbage' wrestler outfit - cut t-shirt and denim shorts - was much easier to keep clean. The ECW locker room likely smelled better than the WCW or WWF ones.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I absolutely do not think the ECW locker room smelled better than anything except perhaps the local landfill

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




lol you think anyone in ECW was getting paid enough to wash their clothes


lol you think anyone in ECW was getting paid

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
It's weird to me that a wrestling company on the level of WCW/WWE wouldn't just have a few duplicates of everyone's gear that'd get washed regularly and handed out at the show instead of relying on every single wrestler just carrying the one singlet that they have to sweat into every night 6 nights a week 52 weeks a year but I guess you don't get rich by doing things that are beneficial to your employees.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

History Comes Inside! posted:

lol you think anyone in ECW was getting paid enough to wash their clothes


lol you think anyone in ECW was getting paid

statistically speaking there was probably at least one ECW show where a fan made more money than any of the wrestlers because when heyman used to eject assholes he would refund them twice what they paid for their ticket

Drakkel posted:

It's weird to me that a wrestling company on the level of WCW/WWE wouldn't just have a few duplicates of everyone's gear that'd get washed regularly and handed out at the show instead of relying on every single wrestler just carrying the one singlet that they have to sweat into every night 6 nights a week 52 weeks a year but I guess you don't get rich by doing things that are beneficial to your employees.

*in extremely vince mcmahon voice* THAT'S GETTIN' TOO CLOSE TO "EMPLOYEE" STATUS, PAL! THE SUPERSTARS IN THE WWE ARE INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS THEN, NOW, FOREVER

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Animal-Mother posted:

Stevie Ray claimed on his podcast that the chains were his idea and they were supposed to be broken, representing freedom and strength. They apparently didn't ever come out with the chains, but they did make an entrance with Colonel Rob Parker, but it was an accident. There was a miscommunication and he followed them out even though that wasn't the plan. Stevie says this story has been all twisted up over the years. His podcast is very entertaining.

But as far as racism in wrestling, that's the reason he gives for not going with Booker to the WWE. Booker doesn't mind doing comedy, but Stevie feels like it's too close to minstrelsy quite often.

They were supposed to be a chain gang it's obvious from the costumes and the entrance we have. It's a very very very stupid gimmick.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Yeah, I’m not sure why we’re bothering trying to figure out how racist it wasn’t?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
It's also a bit silly somebody told them to be Harlem Heat. There are black people in Houston. Booker and Stevie might know about this.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Animal-Mother posted:

It's also a bit silly somebody told them to be Harlem Heat. There are black people in Houston. Booker and Stevie might know about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VamK9A9UhBg

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Drakkel posted:

It's weird to me that a wrestling company on the level of WCW/WWE wouldn't just have a few duplicates of everyone's gear that'd get washed regularly and handed out at the show instead of relying on every single wrestler just carrying the one singlet that they have to sweat into every night 6 nights a week 52 weeks a year but I guess you don't get rich by doing things that are beneficial to your employees.

If you are willing to accept the presented lore, every piece of ring gear for each person is individually handmade by a single tailor who works continuously at a folding table in a hallway somewhere backstage so you probably have a bit of a wait between outfits

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
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what are you going to do... tell big van vader he smells like poo poo to his face

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Pope Corky the IX posted:

They turned Jason Jordan into Kurt Angle’s secret son that he was ashamed of because there was a rumor that Kurt found black women attractive.

Honestly there's enough of a similarity in appearance between them that that gimmick was happening right around the time I started watching WWE on the regular for the first time and it actually took me a couple months to realize it was a gimmick because I was still new enough to wrestling as something I actually paid attention to that I was still learning how everything worked

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
it was a worked shoot he is kurt angles son for real but they dont want you to know that

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Animal-Mother posted:

It's also a bit silly somebody told them to be Harlem Heat. There are black people in Houston. Booker and Stevie might know about this.

sure, but Harlem Hangover sounds better than Houston Hangover.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

drrockso20 posted:

Honestly there's enough of a similarity in appearance between them that that gimmick was happening right around the time I started watching WWE on the regular for the first time and it actually took me a couple months to realize it was a gimmick because I was still new enough to wrestling as something I actually paid attention to that I was still learning how everything worked

How old are you?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How old are you?

33, I just didn't really pay much attention to Wrestling till around 2015-2016 for some reason

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what are you going to do... tell big van vader he smells like poo poo to his face

we have verifiable proof that if you did he just starts crying

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