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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Milo and POTUS posted:

A man who can train cats has the potential for great evil, yet he uses his powers... for good?

What you see is his day job

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

STDTDH but still groady

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Close thread

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




People keep saying this thread should go back to making images mandatory. My suggestion: no images allowed

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Nodule of gonorrhea is the worst Jones Soda flavor

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

How can I ban images in my own mind?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
egg nog

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BiggerBoat posted:

This dude who I saw in Key West is the only person I've ever seen train house cats. Not really cursed unless you count his bizarre behavior but relevant to the derail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGK361KA-FU&t=90s

Most impressive thing to me is how he gets them to just run back into their carriers.

Give me a bullet if that is the entertainment when I go to Key West.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Famous jazz musician Charles Mingus is somewhat less famous for his methods on toilet training cats, which he used to make pamphlets for and sell at his shows

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

deep dish peat moss posted:

Famous jazz musician Charles Mingus is somewhat less famous for his methods on toilet training cats, which he used to make pamphlets for and sell at his shows



lol did it involve jazz?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Humphreys posted:

Give me a bullet if that is the entertainment when I go to Key West.

Nah. It's just a daily sunset party that features street performers. Key West was pretty loving fun when I went.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


MrUnderbridge posted:

We trained our beagle to ring a bell at the back door to go out.

Which worked great until he figured out that it didn't have to be because he wanted to go pee or crap. He could ring the bell and be let out to stand outside and sniff for a half hour.

The bell didn't last long.
Our pup ignores the inside bell because she figures she can come ask us to go outside. But she definitely uses the outside bell to ask to come in, either when she's done with her business, done sniffing around or chilling on the deck for who knows how long, or done listening to the neighbor's rear end in a top hat dogs barking at nothing. So consider moving the bell outside!

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

deep dish peat moss posted:

Famous jazz musician Charles Mingus is somewhat less famous for his methods on toilet training cats, which he used to make pamphlets for and sell at his shows



One of our cats sometimes did this out of their own volition if they got into the bathroom. No idea why. Didn't learn to flush, though.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
like a little ferrero roche

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



"No, that's too cursed," the goons posting in the Cursed Images Thread lament.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Hygiene posted:

People keep saying this thread should go back to making images mandatory. My suggestion: no images allowed

Your feedback has been noted Steve

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





Master has gaped Dobby's hole.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I'm glad the giant buttplugs offer authentic pleasure. I wouldn't want any fake pleasure from getting my rear end in a top hat blown apart

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Kit Walker posted:

rear end in a top hat Blownapart

roller derby - rear end skater name right here

(source: "Napoleon Blownapart" was a Portland team member here who absolutely ripped)

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Coloneum Blownapart JFC I have to do everything around here.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

I dunno, there's some pretty fun Star Trek/Star Wars stuff in there. You could probably pants the owner, grab some, and run, there's no way anyone who owns all that will be able to catch up to you

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
but where are the unopened funko pops? I guess maybe a vault

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

WHY BONER NOW posted:

but where are the unopened funko pops? I guess maybe a vault

It's in the next room where he pretends that the embarrassment doesn't actually exist.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Scratch Monkey posted:

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

Like, it is a great collection and I respect that, but also oof

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

all i see is tons of disposable income and a really nice dog. living the life

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Mad Hamish posted:

Master has gaped Dobby's hole.

The look in his eyes is his realization that the 'toadstool' he just sat on has foreskin.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I shove the owner to the ground, grab the Spock police helmet, and strap it to my head, running around naked and screaming and defecating wildly.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Now's the part where we're supposed to go "oh but clearly that took time, work, dedication, and patience to plan and organize and clearly he has a decent job to afford all of that."

But nah, gently caress that. gently caress that guy. loving dork. Look at his dork cavern. A cavern for dorks.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
love toys i can't play with

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Catastrophe posted:

roller derby - rear end skater name right here

(source: "Napoleon Blownapart" was a Portland team member here who absolutely ripped)

Pretty sure that was a garbage pail kid

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

You really can mold plastic into any shape, huh

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

If he lets us play 4 person on the turtles cabinet, he can own anyhting he wants short of a person

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

It was fine at first with TMNT and Ghostbusters. But then it got to Star Wars and it became clear the person was a complete loser.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Killingyouguy! posted:

You really can mold plastic into any shape, huh

Proven by CrackStuffers.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I wonder what Blue Story is up to these days.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
I can imagine the owner being proud to show off his collection to his 5 year old nephew for the first time, the nephew getting giddy and saying "let's play!!", and the owner's stomach sinks as he realizes he's going to have to say no... these are just for looking, not playing, to a bamboozled 5 year old.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
The real curse is all the toys still in their packaging.

Don't they know how much less fun toys are when they're still in their packaging!!!

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