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Microplastics posted:Just landed My heart pumps purple piss!!
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Dec 23, 2023 20:29
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Feed the child to the sea.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:just had a chicken madras, will probably regret it in the morning More like chicken mad rear end (in the morning).
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Dec 23, 2023 20:54
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It's only a Madras.
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Sushi saturdayyyyyy Figured it was a good idea to have something not Christmassy for dinner tonight
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made a chilli that is not a chilli because it contains ingredients that are not chilli
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Dec 23, 2023 21:48
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Beef Wellington with all the roast trimmings followed by a portion of millionaires cheesecake plus my wife's half eaten portion and both of the children's half eaten portions of cheesecake. I feel I may perish
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Salisbury Snape posted:Beef Wellington with all the roast trimmings followed by a portion of millionaires cheesecake plus my wife's half eaten portion and both of the children's half eaten portions of cheesecake. I feel I may perish On December 23rd??? You’re a loving mentalist
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Gasmask posted:On December 23rd??? You’re a loving mentalist Maybe it's a practice run
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Gasmask posted:On December 23rd??? You’re a loving mentalist Christmas with my best friend and some other friends. His wife is a nurse and is working tomorrow, 25th and boxing day. So yea, practice run for Christmas day
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Salisbury Snape posted:Beef Wellington with all the roast trimmings followed by a portion of millionaires cheesecake plus my wife's half eaten portion and both of the children's half eaten portions of cheesecake. I feel I may perish I had Beef Wellington once at a work thing, don't get me wrong it's not bad but I prefer a decent roast.
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kecske posted:someone lend me some crackers I have spare crackers but we missed the last post
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I still think of it as the Fortnum & Mason food scientists' interpretation of a sausage roll.
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now that's a timeless christmas parable
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crispix posted:had a go on the big dildo last night and today's farts all sounded like someone else's 
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crispix posted:had a go on the big dildo last night and today's farts all sounded like someone else's Medium in the dish washer?
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crispix posted:had a go on the big dildo last night and today's farts all sounded like someone else's
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bigdildofarts.biz IS AVAILABLE
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CancerCakes posted:The RAM I bought myself for Christmas doesn't work Have you tried loving your pc like the current site owner
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CancerCakes posted:I fitted this kitchen Found the problem with the dishwasher Also Bluey is a bit of a oval office in Verandah Santa
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Dec 24, 2023 11:51
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going to eat a sandwich and play vampire survivors
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kecske posted:going to eat a sandwich and play vampire survivors i'm going to my sister in laws mums for a buffet and she's malaysian and puts on an amazing spread. going to stuff myself silly since i can't drink as i'll be driving today
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