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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
"joke" probations are the fiesta cat of our time

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

:mrapig:
https://twitter.com/Luckdecorcom/status/1738439329784217727?t=QbfVJTJRxMSA-YPeGWOMRQ&s=19


in what world do you give this to someone who you do NOT have absolute contempt for?

A world where people have a sense of humor?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Salt Fish posted:

"joke" probations are the fiesta cat of our time

:fiesta:

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Bar Ran Dun posted:

some vehicles one can adjust the drivers side mirror far enough over to reflect it back at them. but not all vehicles unfortunately.

Drive thrus are actually the best place to do this because you'll occasionally get a reaction from the other driver, but also that reaction might eventually lead to you being shot

I do it anyway because it's very funny

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Paradoxish posted:

Drive thrus are actually the best place to do this because you'll occasionally get a reaction from the other driver, but also that reaction might eventually lead to you being shot

I do it anyway because it's very funny

On the road they’ll back off if one gets it right so they don’t have their own lights in their eyes.

it’s extremely satisfying when one gets it right.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

the number of wanna-be "revolutionaries" on this forum who would actually fight in a revolution is close to if not equal to zero

if their attitudes towards ukraine are any indication, they would in fact be the first ones to roll over and surrender to the big bad state, and they would justify it as minimizing needless death and bloodshed or whatever the gently caress

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Lol, lmao

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Salt Fish posted:

The best lovely job I had was dishwasher. It's a obscenely stressful, but you can steal so much food. Plus its a legit craft and it feels great when you can wash 1000 dishes in an hour and make it look easy. You get cut and burnt a lot and that kinda sucks, but overall its not bad. I fondly remember one month when I was super poor 100% of my calories were stolen from the restaurant. $0 food bill but I had to work 7 days a week. Idk, it was okay.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Are there really no regulations on headlights in the US?

What's stopping someone from mounting this on their car?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

gradenko_2000 posted:

Are there really no regulations on headlights in the US?

What's stopping someone from mounting this on their car?


a gun

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Canned Sunshine posted:

A world where people have a sense of humor?

Maddest I’ve ever seen someone get was over joke underwear, dude’s face was bright red with veins popping out of his skull for hours, demanding very loudly “who bought this!” as he paced around shaking and agitated and even his friends were telling him to calm the gently caress down

This was way back when I was in the army, and we had this dickhead nco who had been a ranger but got kicked out to the regular army for some reason or another (usually it’s dui that this happens for, but in his case it wasn’t and nobody was clear on the why)

Anyway he was an absolute rear end in a top hat, just one of the worst people I’ve ever known, and I bought a pair of frilly black panties that had the ranger patch printed on them and left them as a gift for him, and he did not take it well, and I do not regret it

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


gradenko_2000 posted:

Are there really no regulations on headlights in the US?

What's stopping someone from mounting this on their car?



you’d be surprised (or maybe not, actually) how many trucks and jeeps roll around SC with huge blinding LED light bars all night.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

LeeMajors posted:

you’d be surprised (or maybe not, actually) how many trucks and jeeps roll around SC with huge blinding LED light bars all night.

Xenon and then LED lamps have that cooler white light that is also very directional, so every bump in the road makes it look like someone is flashing you for something. I’m kinda glad my current car has rear tinted glass and electrochromic rear view given how awful these lights can be.

And my car also has LED dipped beams, though halogen main beams for some reason.

Oh, a worse thing? People who don’t turn their lights on at all in fog because modern tech makes them not even realise they’re not auto in such a way.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

the number of wanna-be "revolutionaries" on this forum who would actually fight in a revolution is close to if not equal to zero

if their attitudes towards ukraine are any indication, they would in fact be the first ones to roll over and surrender to the big bad state, and they would justify it as minimizing needless death and bloodshed or whatever the gently caress

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Lol

Just the babiest brains

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Obviously if you wouldn't post in support of the Beer Hall Putsch it means you have no stomach for revolution

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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biceps crimes posted:

the middle of nowhere town my family is from had a dollar general move in and it sucks rear end. nothing more american than dollar general swooping into a depressed area with almost nothing left and then sucking it all out

dollar store with everything costing more than a dollar, sometimes much more

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Dollar General's laser focus on areas that are either extremely poor or in terminal decline (or both) is equal parts horrifying and fascinating. It's like the chain store equivalent of a payday loan place opening up next door.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Paradoxish posted:

Dollar General's laser focus on areas that are either extremely poor or in terminal decline (or both) is equal parts horrifying and fascinating. It's like the chain store equivalent of a payday loan place opening up next door.

For real, DG is a circling vulture in this economic ecosystem. If you see a committee of DG's opening up in your area, you should buy some gold.

don't buy gold idiot.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Morbus posted:

There are a lot of reasons for this, but part of it has to do with the way the currently popular image generators work. The short version is that image generation is computationally very expensive, so the generative work is basically done at extremely low resolution and then upscaled. This inherently produces "smooth" images.

The longer version is that the core task these networks are trained to perform is to progressively hallucinate plausible images from noise. Basically what you do is:

1.) Get a whole shitload of images, and add random amounts of gaussian noise to them. Sometimes just a tiny amount of noise, so it's just a slightly noisy version of the original image. Sometimes a lot of noise, so the image is basically entirely noise.

2.) Train a network to identify the noise that was added, given just the noisy images (not the originals). This network is rewarded just based on how close its prediction is to the actual noise pattern that was added.

3.) Now, give the network pure noise as an input. Take the "noise" it predicts you added, and subtract it from the original (pure noise) image. What you will get is some kind of vague, impressionistic shape or splotch or pattern*. Essentially this is the most plausible underlying "signal" that the network thought existed in your totally random pattern.

4.) Now add a fairly large but not "total" amount of noise to that vague pattern, and feed that back into your network. It will now hallucinate some additional details that seem plausible given the training data.

5.) Keep doing this with progressively smaller amounts of added noise, and the network will come up with some plausible looking random image.

This gives you an engine that can produce random but plausible images. If you go through essentially this same process, but with labeled images, and add some details, you can train a network that generates an image given some text descriptors, but the underlying image generation machinery is more or less the same as in this simple case.

What you end up with is a machine that is designed to hallucinate progressively more detailed images out of random noise, by removing what it thinks is noise, and thereby keeping what it is a plausible "signal". So, if you want a really detailed image, you need to run it through more "loops", which is expensive. In particular, running this process at anything approaching a normal image resolution is prohibitively expensive. So to make the whole scheme workable, the process is run at potato resolution (like 128x128 or something ridiculous) and various upscaling techniques are used. Since the whole machine is basically just dreaming up images and filling in the gaps based on incomplete information, it will tend to produce plasticky or smooth looking images in cases where it doesn't have enough training data to plausibly fill in the details.

The other problem is in how the utility functions are defined. Essentially if you reward the network for coming up with the most "likely" image, it will hedge its bets and produce a very "averaged-out" kind of image, with can contribute to "smoothness". If you reward the network more contrastively, that helps, but too much and it may go overboard and every image ends up looking like an LSD trip. There is also usually a lot of baggage behind the scenes trying to prevent the model from producing inappropriate content, which tends to constrain the ways a model can add detail. Ultimately these things are fine tuned by people, who are more likely to accept a cheap, inoffensive but boring model over one that produces more "correct" images but with additional costs and problems.

anyway that's my ted talk

*One question is that, if you give it pure noise as an input, shouldn't it recognize the entire signal as noise and then, if you subtract that, you just end up with a blank canvas? The reason it doesn't work out that way is partially due to the inherent statistical impossibility of discriminating real noise from signal, and partially due to the way the network is trained (i.e. on real images with added noise).

good post. but also low key annoyed at "hallucinating" when "confabulating" is much more apt.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Best poo poo job I had was as an orderly ("mental health worker") at a state psychiatric hospital on the 3-11pm shift. My ward was essentially the craziest of the crazy, they'd never leave, and it was their forever home - Austin State Hospital.

Job was essentially to keep order, make sure they didn't hurt themselves or each other, keep the place tidy and sit with them in a dayroom and try to keep them occupied. They were all batshit crazy, but the longer you worked there and got used to the craziness, they more "normal" it all was and you began to see them as people with personalities, intelligence and humor.

The real good part was after "lights out" you could study and do class work and chow down on free hospital food.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Paradoxish posted:

Dollar General's laser focus on areas that are either extremely poor or in terminal decline (or both) is equal parts horrifying and fascinating. It's like the chain store equivalent of a payday loan place opening up next door.

When this shows up your town is dead

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark

Fitzy Fitz posted:

When this shows up your town is dead



The american Yin Yang.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

the popes toes posted:

Best poo poo job I had was as an orderly ("mental health worker") at a state psychiatric hospital on the 3-11pm shift. My ward was essentially the craziest of the crazy, they'd never leave, and it was their forever home - Austin State Hospital.

Job was essentially to keep order, make sure they didn't hurt themselves or each other, keep the place tidy and sit with them in a dayroom and try to keep them occupied. They were all batshit crazy, but the longer you worked there and got used to the craziness, they more "normal" it all was and you began to see them as people with personalities, intelligence and humor.

The real good part was after "lights out" you could study and do class work and chow down on free hospital food.

You mean to tell me texas wasn't trying to find a reason to execute them? :colbert:

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




the popes toes posted:

Best poo poo job I had was as an orderly ("mental health worker") at a state psychiatric hospital on the 3-11pm shift. My ward was essentially the craziest of the crazy, they'd never leave, and it was their forever home - Austin State Hospital.

Job was essentially to keep order, make sure they didn't hurt themselves or each other, keep the place tidy and sit with them in a dayroom and try to keep them occupied. They were all batshit crazy, but the longer you worked there and got used to the craziness, they more "normal" it all was and you began to see them as people with personalities, intelligence and humor.

The real good part was after "lights out" you could study and do class work and chow down on free hospital food.

i knew a guy with this job once
on the off chance its you, are your initials G.G. ?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



the popes toes posted:

Best poo poo job I had was as an orderly ("mental health worker") at a state psychiatric hospital on the 3-11pm shift. My ward was essentially the craziest of the crazy, they'd never leave, and it was their forever home - Austin State Hospital.

Job was essentially to keep order, make sure they didn't hurt themselves or each other, keep the place tidy and sit with them in a dayroom and try to keep them occupied. They were all batshit crazy, but the longer you worked there and got used to the craziness, they more "normal" it all was and you began to see them as people with personalities, intelligence and humor.

The real good part was after "lights out" you could study and do class work and chow down on free hospital food.

That's what I'm doing now after leaving my hospital job and that's been my experience too. To be honest, I see more mental illness in my co-workers than I do the patients. Also we have a master-level chess player who I just stopped playing against at this point because I figured out he just toys with me at the start to make me feel less bad when he eventually trounces me.

Entorwellian has issued a correction as of 16:45 on Dec 24, 2023

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Real hurthling! posted:

i knew a guy with this job once
on the off chance its you, are your initials G.G. ?

Naw, man that was long ago in the '80's. I do seem to remember some ginger gay guy that might have had those initials. I did become friends with Roky Erikson while he was unfortunately in our care. Great guy except for his maladies.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


gradenko_2000 posted:

Are there really no regulations on headlights in the US?

What's stopping someone from mounting this on their car?



Oh, there are laws, on both the federal and state level. They're just not enforced, that's all.

The kid across the street put a massive light bar on his new F-250 and drives home with the entire thing lit up like a spotlight at night

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


isn’t dollar general where most of those lead-flavored applesauce pouches were sold?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


biceps crimes posted:

the middle of nowhere town my family is from had a dollar general move in and it sucks rear end. nothing more american than dollar general swooping into a depressed area with almost nothing left and then sucking it all out

DG is the scavenger that picks the bones clean after Walmart is done with the carcass

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

Are there really no regulations on headlights in the US?

the subreddit r/fuckyourheadlights has a sticky post summarizing the independent research into blinding headlights to date. if I remember correctly, there are current regulations but they are inadequate and easily gamed by the manufacturers.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

coelomate posted:

isn’t dollar general where most of those lead-flavored applesauce pouches were sold?

yeah dollar stores

dollar stores are a good example of why poverty and obesity go together in the US: shittier quality food crammed full of corn syrup so it tastes ok is cheap and easy to eat

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

silentsnack posted:

does it cause the super-wealthy to lose money, or somehow threaten to deprive them of income? does it undermine the authority of the ruling oligarchy or otherwise anger or inconvenience them? no? then it's cool.

It's Christmas' eve bro.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


pictures for the baulders gate DLC mod for GTA 6 have leaked i see

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/NotMountainChen/status/1738487409472586002

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


the answer to the hyperinflation is going to be similar to brazil and their Real bait and switch, but that isn’t a way to make lots of money and exploitation of local resources so

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Same situation with the bitcoin bro running Guatemala iirc

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



It’s time to get everyone back to the office — and it may not be for the reason you'd think (no paywall amp link). Fake spoiler: they're the same old tired arguments with a twist

quote:

Last week, wearing nice clothes and excited to finally hang out in person with her new colleagues, my daughter baked some cookies to surprise her friends. But when she arrived at the office, no one was there. One was away, another said it was too cold to make it to the office, and a few others didn’t bother to explain why they didn’t show up.

In the same, beautiful, high-end building resides another well-known non-profit. It shares a kitchen with the one my daughter works for, so she knows what’s going on there as well. Out of 50 employees or so, she testifies that on a regular day, only about five or six are present. On the busiest days — about 20 make it to work.

I find my daughter’s experience extremely worrying. How can one build something with no real human interaction? How can one create the energy, the momentum, the friendships, the great work when everybody is staying at home, wearing their pyjamas all day? Aren’t we all Zoomed out by now?

lol, everyone is isolated because they're not doing costumed potlucks at work. gently caress off.

quote:

Moreover, I’d bet that apart from the most disciplined workers, working from home makes us all less efficient since distractions from social media, text messages, private emails and more are much more tempting when no one is around.

Yeah sure nobody is ever distracted at the office thanks to the company panopticon.

quote:

Amir Barnea is an associate professor of finance at HEC Montréal and a freelance contributing columnist for the Star. Follow him on Twitter: @abarnea1.

So are these twerps getting paid by increasingly desperate commercial REITs to churn out this RTO copypasta or are they genuinely this concerned about their children making a meet-cute work spouse?

Reassuringly, the comments are all "what about covid" and "get a life outside of work you loser".

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Potlucks are good

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Precambrian Video Games posted:


So are these twerps getting paid by increasingly desperate commercial REITs to churn out this RTO copypasta \

yes. for three years now

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PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites
How many hours a week does a "contributing columnist" spend at an office or in a commute?

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