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Joe Montana. LOLOL. Tom Brady. LMAO. Brett Favre. Holy poo poo lol. All QBs, except Trey Lance, have stupid names.
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AndrewP posted:“Mahomes” isn’t exactly a classic Football Guy name either but you get used to it Having a funny name did get him eternal fame in The Good Place at least
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"Brock" is a cool QB first name and "Purdy" is great for how easy it is to generate banner headlines.
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i like dumb qb names
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Brock purdy is a name made up by anime localizers in the 90s
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DREW LOCK is a cool name imo
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Parallax posted:Brock purdy is a name made up by anime localizers in the 90s sleve mcdichael-rear end name. brock hanging out with todd bonzalez and the rortugal brothers
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i'm going to put it all on the line here: there have been very few nfl quarterbacks who have ever had as cool of a name as Rex Grossman
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Joe Montana is the most QB name, confirmed goat
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johnny utah
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somewhere before brock purdy was ever willed into existence there existed someone with two bulldogs and their names were brock and purdy
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Dec 24, 2023 18:56
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How does Brocks brother score on QB names?
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Easton Stick
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I wish Colt McCoy was good - that’s the GOAT of QB names.
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So far Bryce has air mailed both of his third down passes to open receivers. I guess they needed to get more open
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Kirios posted:I wish Colt McCoy was good - that’s the GOAT of QB names. him being QB at texas with that name owned, he was pretty good college qb. got to see him go against College RG3 who was keeping baylor competitive in a game they had no chance at winning by being a football god.
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Mustached Demon posted:How does Brocks brother score on QB names? WOAT
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Plays great in the Midwest. Great college QB name for the big 10 or maybe the Big 12, but I don't want to see him in the NFL.
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BiggerBoat posted:"Brock" is a cool QB first name and "Purdy" is great for how easy it is to generate banner headlines. Whenever I hear the name Brock all I can think about is Brock Turner the dumpster rapist
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I don't think Nick Mullens is gonna be the answer for anyone 
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Black Sunshine posted:Whenever I hear the name Brock all I can think about is Brock Turner the dumpster rapist I (correctly) think of Brock, gym leader of Pewter City.
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I think of brock samson
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R.D. Mangles posted:him being QB at texas with that name owned, he was pretty good college qb. got to see him go against College RG3 who was keeping baylor competitive in a game they had no chance at winning by being a football god. He should have been allowed to wear a Stetson Helmet and a holster Black Sunshine posted:Whenever I hear the name Brock all I can think about is Brock Turner the dumpster rapist I don't know that dude First things I think of are Lesnar and Brock Landers from "Angels Own my Town" in Boogie Nights. Not the worst start.
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Waltzing Along posted:Joe Montana. LOLOL. Get ready for the next great Ohio State quarterback in 3-4 years, Air Noland.
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whos that broooown posted:Get ready for the next great Ohio State quarterback in 3-4 years, Air Noland. There's no rule in the rulebook that says a dog can't play quarterback!
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QB names should be succinct without gimmicks. The Colt McCoys of the world stand no chance to be a quality NFL QB. The length of the first and last name should not exceed more than 4 syllables. Watch out for QBs whose first name is two syllables and their last name is one syllable. The Derek Carrs of the world will burn you. Other things that matter with QB prospects that's a direct correlation to success: how many teammates congratulate them after a rushing TD, how hot their girlfriend is, how much dawg they possess, and can they ball?.
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BiggerBoat posted:I don't know that dude If you want to get really angry, look it up. Dude basically got away with rape because he's rich and the judge was openly in the pocket of said rich family "Yes, my son raped this girl but his life would be adversely affected by going to prison, won't someone think of him!"
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the GOAT qb name is Johnny Unitas
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I don’t like when qb names that flow like Michael Vick, Patrick Mahomes, and Cameron Newton are shortened to Mike, pat, cam for some reason
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there are scared rules to QB Names and only a few exceptions get through. you need an "All-American" first name (which runs a lengthy gamut) and a fun but not too ridiculous of a last name...unless it's VERY ridiculous and then it actually helps (think Roethlisberger...who would have been a disaster if he went by Benjamin and not Ben) Dan Marino? one of the best QB names ever. he would have absolutely flopped if he was Daniel Marino. Joseph Montana? Thomas Brady? dogshit! but then you have the exceptions like Matthew Stafford. by all accounts he would have been fine with just Matt but he pushed the boundaries and stuck to the full name Brock Purdy is a succinct and stout name and it flows perfectly. names like Jimmy Garoppolo and Teddy Bridgewater are almost arrogant in their attempts at being great QB names and thus they could never reach the elite status (unlike Joe Flacco, an absolute layup of a great QB name) a great QB name has to be something you can wistfully imagine Pat Summerall slurring during a late 90s broadcast as a crowd roars its approval. JP Losman never stood a chance
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'Dan Marino' is a great football name but ONLY for a Miami team, no way that name works in Green Bay
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AndrewP posted:'Dan Marino' is a great football name but ONLY for a Miami team, no way that name works in Green Bay  in the same way that Bobby Hebert is the most quintessential Saints QB name but would be a nightmare anywhere else
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Trubisky busted the moment he said "Actually I prefer 'Mitchell' to 'Mitch'"
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AndrewP posted:'Dan Marino' is a great football name but ONLY for a Miami team, no way that name works in Green Bay Dan Frost Now you got me thinking of the perfect QB name every team.
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Waltzing Along posted:Joe Montana. LOLOL. I can’t think of a cooler name than Joe Montana. What the hell is wrong with you. Merry Christmas.
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Pron on VHS posted:I can’t think of a cooler name than Joe Montana. What the hell is wrong with you. Merry Christmas. It's so cool that even his nickname is Joe Cool which is redundant but whatever
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Parallax posted:Brock purdy is a name made up by anime localizers in the 90s They don't call me Brock the Purdy girls for nothing!
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A good QB name is something you can make fun of
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Congrats to Lamar on the MVP
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