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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

You'll be fine. Just grab someone.

Also, holy poo poo Cooper have yourself a day :stare:

Have $0 FAAB as mentioned in the quoted post :v:

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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Judgy Fucker posted:

Have $0 FAAB as mentioned in the quoted post :v:

Can't you make free pickups?

And if not, you kind of dug your own grave here.

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
Amari's performance today is reminding me why I stopped playing fantasy for a number of years. Used to put together 1-2 loss teams across multiple leagues that would get bounced in the playoffs every year by the same poo poo and it just isn't that fun to me. This guy traded Dalton Schultz and Baker Mayfield for Amari and Goff, on November 23rd.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Gobias Ind. posted:

Can't you make free pickups?

And if not, you kind of dug your own grave here.

Guess I’m gonna find out. And yeah, sure did. Didn’t think I’d need a backup kicker going into the playoffs, but live and learn!

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



That Cooper performance is bringing flashbacks to the year I lost to Kamara's 5 TD game.
Luckily not going against Cooper this time.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

I have Jefferson, St Brown, Puka, and Cooper. I’m currently up 183-23.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

DJ Moore.

I'm hosed. hosed.

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
It appears the demise of Miami DST was prematurely called.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Judgy Fucker posted:

Have $0 FAAB as mentioned in the quoted post :v:

You can just bid 0 on waivers. Or wait till after waivers and pick someone up off free agency.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Jags and dolphins ..................... PLEASE GET POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Jags and dolphins ..................... PLEASE GET POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Lawrence and Tyreek are killing me lol

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Holy poo poo Mike Evans ty

I have a shot against the Cooper owner!

We're both currently projected near 160 now in a standard 12 team

Absolutely insane game

Bananasaurus Rex fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Dec 24, 2023

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Jags and dolphins ..................... PLEASE GET POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I could use some Tua TDs for sure.

Also, this is my weekly I love you to CeeDee Lamb.

gently caress Tua, can you try scoring touchdowns instead of getting into 50 yard FG range for my opponent’s kicker to nail?

Bird in a Blender fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Dec 25, 2023

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


i really should have been punished more for this

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
The 6 seed, who I should be playing as the #1 seed, has 55 points. The 5 seed that I'm playing has 160.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



I traded Monty for Laporta and Conner when Andrews went down and I thought I was losing that trade valuewise but now I look like a genius.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

I got 140 from Puka, St Brown, Cooper, and Jefferson.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
My kicker jason sanders got me 22 points

I take back what I said about fantasy football, it's all skill babaaaay

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

My kicker jason sanders got me 22 points

I take back what I said about fantasy football, it's all skill babaaaay

Same my dude. Sanders just pulled me out of the fire in both of my leagues.

Own CMC in one, against him in another. If both matchup roster meet projections I’ll win.

Gearman
Dec 6, 2011

I started Bryce Young in the playoffs. I will not be taking any questions.

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Well, looks like my run has come to an end. Playing in a 14 team league sucked. Managed to limp into the semifinals with my skeleton crew after losing Herbert, Stroud, Keenan, and Reed in a two week span.

Notable highlights of my final week:
1) flexed a TE—McBride— because my WR and RB options were so bad
2) my kicker got injured by the RB who lost me three games and subsequently got dropped (Pierce)
3) said RB also out scores both of my RBs combined
4) started the Bills defense
5) forced to start *Nick Mullens* because my opponents were stashing QBs, who ended up out scoring my opponent’s QB, which didn’t end up mattering since he had St. Brown, Samuel, Njoku, and Koo

Dumb way to go out, but that’s fantasy!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I pretty much need the Baltimore-SF game to end like 10-7. My opponent has Deebo, CMC, and Gus. Sanders and his 22 points loving killed me.

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
I hadn't lost a game since Week 6. CeeDee/Evans/Pittman/Puka core was strong and a fun season, but running backs making GBS threads the bed was predictable, Pittman injury sucked this week, and tight end is a garbage fire.

This was only my second fantasy season in the last few years, I did okay last year but got smoked round one. I had fun this year with my win streak but I can't see myself doing another snake draft league again. This frustration is reminding me of why I quit for a while after I won my only championship in 2013.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Two leagues will likely end up as losses but the money league is still alive!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

League 1:

Up 14 points with my Aiyuk vs his Likely and Denver D

League 2:

Down 11 points with my CMC and Philly D vs his Hurts and Waller

I like my chances in 1 at least

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Who the gently caress is Kevin Harris and why is he stealing touches from Zeke? gently caress the only reason I started him is I figured he’d get all the rushes.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Well, unless likely and Josh Jacobs get me 52pts, I’m out in the first round :smith:

I’m happy with how I did for my first year, and I definitely learned a bunch of lessons

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Addison getting one catch for 2 yards then getting hurt was very cool

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I’m extremely annoyed Flacco got 26pts on my bench while Goff got me 14 on my lineup

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Docjowles posted:

Addison getting one catch for 2 yards then getting hurt was very cool

Agreedo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Achane and Etienne combing for 6.2 points is super cool thanks guys

Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005

Tied 82-82 going into Monday of the semis. I have Adam’s, CMC, and Butker. Opponent has Kelce.

Should win no problem and that guarantees me 2nd place and I can tell the commish to F off forever after his bullshit last week.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Things that don’t make a lot of sense but are true. Wilson has beaten Tua 4 of the last 5 weeks. I guess I should’ve started him today.

I’m up 14 with my Swift and Kelce Vs. his Deebo, CMC and Gus. Not looking great, but stranger things have happened. Stupid poo poo like Sanders hitting 3-50 yarders and me benching Wilson for Tua will probably cost me a shot at the championship.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS
Anyone here get to go up against Amari Cooper and George Pickens at the same time?

Oh, just me? What a fun matchup.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Dear Santa,

I've been a good horse this year. I only twirled my dongs a little bit in public. I stopped saying "neigh" in response to yes or no questions. I try to hold my poop now instead of letting it just dump all over the sidewalk. Most importantly, I no longer tell lady horses that my dongs "look kinda like that blue demon statue, only bigger". I've changed.

I need a Christmas miracle. I need CMC, Lamar, and Swift to have Bad Games. Please make them suck, if only for one measly day!

Thank you, Lord and Savior.

Your biggest fan,

3 DONG HORSE

P.S.

Tossing Pacheco some points would be cool too

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Dec 25, 2023

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Dear Santa,

I've been a good horse this year. I only twirled my dongs a little bit in public. I stopped saying "neigh" in response to yes or no questions. I try to hold my poop now instead of letting it just dump all over the sidewalk. Most importantly, I no longer tell lady horses that my dongs "look kinda like that blue demon statue, only bigger". I've changed.

I need a Christmas miracle. I need CMC, Lamar, and Swift to have Bad Games. Please make them suck, if only for one measly day!

Thank you, Lord and Savior.

Your biggest fan,

3 DONG HORSE

Santa says to get hosed because he has CMC on his team.

That said…:laffo:

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS
only a little bitta dong twirlin' -- c'mon Santa, give 3 dong horse his/its/ due.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Anti-Hero posted:

Santa says to get hosed because he has CMC on his team.

That said…:laffo:

This is where I'm at. Merry loving Christmas

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

CMC cannot have a bad game. Football Jesus is my only chance today.

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Denver D is a smash I said :negative:

Should have just played freakin' Atlanta

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