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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

Febreeze posted:

I like it when the Cowboys lose football games

I, to this, agree

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

Harlock posted:

Someone start the investigation of how Dallas is cheating at home because they're dog poop on the road

Dakota just likes sleeping in his own bed.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lol his name is Dakota

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

No sleep number beds on the road

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

euphronius posted:

Lol his name is Dakota

That's not cool. He didn’t get to pick his name. It's not ok to make fun of him for it.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Barf where are you we need your cope

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





indigi posted:

That's not cool. He didn’t get to pick his name. It's not ok to make fun of him for it.

"Hmm, my name is stupid. Better shorten it to the sound it makes when Batman punches a guy in a comic book."

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

What are the advanced stats on this...dance?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

euphronius posted:

Lol his name is Dakota

He is named after a Cowboy of Moo Mesa

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

indigi posted:

That's not cool. He didn’t get to pick his name. It's not ok to make fun of him for it.

he picked it

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Would it be better or worse if he went by Rayne Prescott?

Or even the Pornhub-esque Rayne Dakota?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Febreeze posted:

I like it when the Cowboys lose football games

:hmmyes:

BiggerBoat posted:

What are the advanced stats on this...dance?

As with most things, Eli Manning did it better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEw67BIaW5A

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Quiet Feet posted:

"Hmm, my name is stupid. Better shorten it to the sound it makes when Batman punches a guy in a comic book."

football coaches or players will butcher your name no matter what it is to make it shorter, starting in peewee league

my name couldn’t be shortened so I was just called by my first letter

biceps crimes fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Dec 25, 2023

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

euphronius posted:

Lol his name is Dakota

Stripper name

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I realized that the reason the cowboys suck on the road is because they don't have any checks or motion at the line of scrimmage.

I'll look it up when I get bored but it seems super obvious that when Dallas goes on the road, they abandon pre snap reads and audibles.

McCarthy has said in interviews that he doesn't like motion and changes to the play because "it creates more opportunities for mistakes" so I wonder if Dallas simply hasn't bothered with a system for calling off plays in loud environments because they're already the most penalized team in the league and they aren't disciplined enough to handle it.

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

fartknocker posted:

:hmmyes:

As with most things, Eli Manning did it better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEw67BIaW5A

Eli is correct and also has 2 more rings than dak will ever have

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

Shinjobi posted:

He is named after a Cowboy of Moo Mesa

this is for real the reason i first decided he was a good dude.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Alls I want for Christmas is the Eagles abject humiliation.

Peace on earth and goodwill to all north of I-287.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Gearing up on this Xmas to see my favorite team get absolutely turbo blasted by my least favorite team. Whose fans pretend they’re bad to cope with a brief losing streak. Holly jolly stuff

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


elime anning posted:

Gearing up on this Xmas to see my favorite team get absolutely turbo blasted by my least favorite team. Whose fans pretend they’re bad to cope with a brief losing streak. Holly jolly stuff

Tommy’s got this

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


The Unnamed One posted:

Would it be better or worse if he went by Rayne Prescott?

Or even the Pornhub-esque Rayne Dakota?

If he just reversed his name to Prescott Dakota he’d make the leap

BiggerBoat posted:

Ah, yes. The "KFC Christmas" spirit.

I think I read somewhere that ordering KFC in China on christmas is a loving HUGE thing so maybe he's into that .

It’s Japan but yeah

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Harlock posted:

Someone start the investigation of how Dallas is cheating at home because they're dog poop on the road

They’ve only played good teams on the road. Everyone they played at home was bad.

I think Dan Quinn poo poo the bed last night. Giving Hill a 15 yard cushion was loving stupid. If you give up a bomb for a TD on that drive - good. Dak gets the ball back with a chance to win. Allowing 8 yard completions over and over is a recipe for getting the clock chewed up en route to a last second FG.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Buon Natale e può Tommy Cutlets distrugge gli Eagles di Filadelfia.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ahh the Myles Garrett treatment.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Flikken posted:

Ahh the Myles Garrett treatment.

yup, seen it done to him too

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

God drat.

Did he get his wallet, necklace and phone back?

EDIT

God drat. Andy Reid and the Chiefs gettin loving worked at home by the Raiders

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Dec 25, 2023

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BiggerBoat posted:

God drat.

Did he get his wallet, necklace and phone back?

This was happening all game. He also bumped into Tua from behind chest to back a half second after the ball left Tua’s hand. Personal foul roughing the passer.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Almost time for the complete dismantling of the Philadelphia fraudulents

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


🤌🤌🤌

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Go Birds

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

no,

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
please don’t be an embarrassment eagles

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


aarstar posted:

please don’t be an embarrassment eagles

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


BiggerBoat posted:

God drat. Andy Reid and the Chiefs gettin loving worked at home by the Raiders

drat. I knew I should have watched football today instead of hanging out with my family. watching the chiefs lose brings me joy

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Eagles might have the Tush Push but only the Gints have the fake end-around handoff/lateral to crossing RB/toss it back to the QB that gets you that cool five yard completion

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Eagles lmao

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
sorry but every eagles fan in this thread already agreed that sirianni needs to be fired and hurts cut. so that’s what’ll happen. apologies to all

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So where do you think Barkley ends up next year?

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