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Panfilo posted:Why do these guys always have that weird baby face? A factor in this case might be that the person is 17, or that you're getting someone pre-selected for this sort of mockery by a mediating twitter account.
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17 year old alpha. Everyone over 17 years old considers 17 year old males the bottom of the pile, dude. 17 year old conservative male? The bottom of the shitbag pile.
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Dec 25, 2023 07:53
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That's the kid who posted a heavily photoshopped picture of himself a couple of years ago. Knocked a bunch of weight off his face and altered some of his features to try to look more handsome, while bragging about being an alpha male Republican. He was thoroughly humiliated when someone dug up a real photo to show everyone what this "alpha male" actually looked like. At least he's not trying to hide his pudgy ugliness anymore now that his secret's out!
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Dec 25, 2023 08:11
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glad the Internet wasn't like this when i was 17 yeesh
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That's funny because I was just thinking I was glad I wasn't a fat moron when I was 17
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Dec 25, 2023 08:58
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Dec 25, 2023 09:39
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Wow, he did it in May. I could have sworn it was much longer ago.
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Dec 25, 2023 09:42
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And then he did this: https://twitter.com/GOPJosh20/status/1719323496306606532
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Dec 25, 2023 09:45
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That kid sure is dumb
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Dec 25, 2023 12:00
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...! posted:And then he did this:
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Dec 25, 2023 12:14
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PT6A posted:Not entirely unrelated, was that near the time he looked directly at the sun to see an eclipse? He was visiting a place in South Carolina in the path of totality in 2017. Every source on viewing it said not to look at the sun without protection until totality. Just about everyone did once because we're all stupid and curious if there would be a change or anything right before totality.
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Dec 25, 2023 12:34
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...! posted:And then he did this: Is the smug, punchable, douche bag face a cause or an effect? A symptom or a byproduct? A feature or a bug? Because it feels like at least 80% of the time, I can look at a motherfucker and can tell they're Republican and every god time I see a photo like this, it comes off like a stock photo after searching for "republican". Matt Gaetz, Hannity, Carlson, Shapiro, Trump, DeSantis...all give off that cheesy used car salesman "please hate me" vibe. BTW, hey, whatever happened to Michelle Malkin? I don't remember her loving up real bad but she's vanished.
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BiggerBoat posted:Is the smug, punchable, douche bag face a cause or an effect? A symptom or a byproduct? A feature or a bug? Edit: looks like Malkin might have gone too far off the open racist rails FFT posted:It doesn't quite work without the "my dad's a lawyer" outfit. The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Dec 25, 2023 |
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Dec 25, 2023 13:44
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BiggerBoat posted:Is the smug, punchable, douche bag face a cause or an effect? A symptom or a byproduct? A feature or a bug? But the inherent smugness is absolutely the root of it.
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The Islamic Shock posted:I stand by my previously alluded-to personal theory that either God or karma has a sense of humor and wants these people to only experience dry-as-hell sex as a financial transaction.
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Dec 25, 2023 15:45
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It's definitely the smugness. They look like children dressing up as adults, and that would be fine if they were just dumb teenagers doing normal dumb teenager things, instead of being smug, hateful bigots. e: Also gently caress that dude throwing the horns. You ain't metal, you dumb dork.
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Dec 25, 2023 15:48
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Every one of them looks about 14. 17 is unbelievable. I had to shave at 17.
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Dec 25, 2023 17:01
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I didn't shave at 17 and I credit my sorta crappy 17 year old beard in 2001 for starting the beard trend that has come to dominate American male style.
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Dec 25, 2023 17:07
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Ah, to be 17 again, so my punk friends and I could bounce those motherfuckers off the pavement so hard they'd dribble
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MTG claiming she got swatted https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1739312209996497293?t=bJe-C7ts5hNm8rispMbGYw&s=19
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Antigravitas posted:It's definitely the smugness. They look like children dressing up as adults, and that would be fine if they were just dumb teenagers doing normal dumb teenager things, instead of being smug, hateful bigots. All true, but I mean all the characteristics I described aren't age restricted but more of a common trait among the party. They ALL look like Wolf of Wall Street characters.
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Dec 25, 2023 19:39
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Don spreading joy throughout the year. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1739311360717070775 Welcome to you're "DOOM!"
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OgNar posted:Don spreading joy throughout the year. Don: You will be the one escaping!
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Dec 25, 2023 20:49
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OgNar posted:Don spreading joy throughout the year. I know it's old hat, but I still can't get over how society and the media just ignore that he writes like an insane chain mail writer. Like if you posted like him with that kind of random capitalization on a lot of websites, you'd get laughed at for being 12 or - more shamefully for him - ESL.
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Dec 25, 2023 20:53
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Many such cases among boomer posters. Check your older relatives on facebook.
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:I know it's old hat, but I still can't get over how society and the media just ignore that he writes like an insane chain mail writer. Yeah...that avatar and that message really warms the heart there. "I hope everyone is as miserable, mean and angry as I am during this time of peace, joy and family when we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior and please our children with giving" because nothing is more Christian, as calming or as tranquil as railing against commie socialists right after we get back from church. Won't his Library of Congress wing just be a bunch of framed Tweets, signed copies of "The Art of the Deal", printed and laminated copies of his NFT thing and maybe that one bible he held upside down that one time? All for sale at a low price, natch. The gently caress is someone like Donald J. Trump going to add to a loving library? I doubt he's ever read anything in his life. Speaking of that: https://news.yahoo.com/fact-checking-trump-recent-immigration-155401026.html A former president indicted with 91 felonies posted:“I read an article recently in a paper … about a man who runs a mental institution in South America, and by the way, they’re coming from all over the world. They’re coming from Africa, from Asia, all over, but this happened to be in South America. And he was sitting, the picture was — sitting, reading a newspaper, sort of leisurely, and they were asking him, ‘What are you doing?’ He goes, ‘I was very busy all my life. I was very proud. I worked 24 hours a day. I was so busy all the time. But now I’m in this mental institution’ — where he’s been for years — ‘and I’m in the mental institution and I worked very hard on my patients, but now we don’t have any patients. They’ve all been brought to the United States.’”— during a rally in Nevada this month He never read this non existent article in this imaginary article in a paper that was never published. Which is quite the accomplishment when you think about it. How does one read an article that was never written about a person who never existed in a mental health facility that's entirely made up? "Many people are saying I read only the best articles, the greatest ever written in all of history. They come up and thank me for telling them about these wonderful beautiful stories about the best people, the greatest you've ever met, who are just doing amazing things that no one ever talks about or knew about it until I noticed them. It's like nothing we've ever witnessed." God. Writing that made me really hope that he doesn't win again because you think 2016 - 2020 was bad? A fully exonerated favorite president ever, re-elected, with an axe to grind who's now actually doubling down is totally bumming me out, and it's more than a little likely right now. For starters, I just can't listen to this type of bullshit every...loving... day. Anyway, Merry Christmas (you're now allowed to say that again thanaks to Trump), fellow goons.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:glad the Internet wasn't like this when i was 17 yeesh kids are dumb and giving them social media was a horrible trick we played on them
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Dec 25, 2023 21:19
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OgNar posted:Don spreading joy throughout the year. So is he finally admitting that Biden is the President or is he saying that he (Trump) is persecuting himself? 
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World Famous W posted:so glad my teenage antics online have long been lost to time Heh, looks like Something Awful forums user "World Famous W" doesn't believe that I archived his teenage antics online as they happened, in order to one day thoroughly embarrass him. He is very, very wrong about that. 
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...! posted:Heh, looks like Something Awful forums user "World Famous W" doesn't believe that I archived his teenage antics online as they happened, in order to one day thoroughly embarrass him.
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World Famous W posted:hey, can you please delete those fanfics i wrote when i was 13, i no longer believe in those shippings coward never back down from your OTP
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Xand_Man posted:coward Superb avatar/post combo
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...! posted:And then he did this: you're all grounded. go to your rooms. no internet until you delete the hacker 4chan
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Grandma's been pinching the hell out of those cheeks lol Anyway they clock liberals the same way, facial expressions associated with partisan views. Smug: Conservative Crazy eyed: Liberal.
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Panfilo posted:Anyway they clock liberals the same way, facial expressions associated with partisan views. Smug: Conservative Crazy eyed: Liberal. https://www.theonion.com/gop-maintains-solid-hold-on-youth-that-already-look-lik-1819595704 Onion News Network was too good for us.
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...! posted:And then he did this: I mean, it is true - I struggle to comprehend the homeopathic levels of 'Alpha Male' in that photo.
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Panfilo posted:Why do these guys always have that weird baby face? I don't have a daughter, but if someone like this showed up to take her out I'd be making a trip to the gun store the next morning, following a very, very long and serious talk with her.
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Panfilo posted:Why do these guys always have that weird baby face? Didn't WIlly Wonka shove that kid into a tube or something?
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