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i kept this thread in my bookmarks so i could link it to ppl to laugh atF Stop Fitzgerald posted:goldmine
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You do not want to provoke christian witches on christmas! They are at the height of their power, second only to necromancy spells cast at easter!
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Nix Panicus posted:You do not want to provoke christian witches on christmas! They are at the height of their power, second only to necromancy spells cast at easter! my dude, it's even the full moon tonight. you're all hosed. me, i always was a friend to the witches
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Nix Panicus posted:You do not want to provoke christian witches on christmas! They are at the height of their power, second only to necromancy spells cast at easter! See, you'd think that, but they're no better off today than the average pagan spellcaster really. You see today is based around the birth and worship of the "Son," and etymologically speaking this develops from folding in and repurposing worship of of course, "the Sun," as had already existed for thousands of years and in fact can be noticed when we see how Christmas Day, December 25, is also the date of the Roman Sol Invictus and the final day of the lengthiest celebration of Saturnalia. Thereby, pagan Sun worship is defused and retooled into proper Christian Son worship which may be experienced by those who consider themselves beholden to the socially dominant monotheistic Israelite God. However, the use of homophones alone is not enough to completely sever the power culturally invested in December the 25th from the original manifestation of "the Sun" and its worshippers. Anyone who is aware of clever spellwork, literal or figurative, aimed in their direction can easily dissemble its components and return them to their intended glory. In this primer on Solar-based holiday magical manifestation, we will
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:See, you'd think that, but they're no better off today than the average pagan spellcaster really. You see today is based around the birth and worship of the "Son," and etymologically speaking this develops from folding in and repurposing worship of of course, "the Sun," as had already existed for thousands of years and in fact can be noticed when we see how Christmas Day, December 25, is also the date of the Roman Sol Invictus and the final day of the lengthiest celebration of Saturnalia. Thereby, pagan Sun worship is defused and retooled into proper Christian Son worship which may be experienced by those who consider themselves beholden to the socially dominant monotheistic Israelite God. any novice would tell you there is an endless well of dark spiritual energy tied up in American Christmas
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StashAugustine posted:St Luke is patron of health care, St Alphonsa of Kerala for disfigured feet, St Jude of impossible causes lmfao there's a patron saint of ugly feet??? this is an incredibly good burn for a specific use case
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here's what i would do to curse my enemy tonight: under the full moon i'd gather symbols of american christmas in a circle of christmas lights: elf on a shelf, die hard dvds, coca cola etc. no christmas crackers or anything like that, those are sigils of english christmas. DO NOT make contact with english christmas. jesus christ do not do that. then, take something of your enemy and place it in the center (could be a photo, a lock of hair, juet something that reminds you of them). put a santa candle on top of that item and light it. stare into the flame and concentrate on your curse or curses until the candle has burned down completely. under the next new moon wet the poppet with your blood and hide it near your enemy's home. burying it would be best, it's least likely to be found there. if you wish to remove the curse i can advise you further, for bitcoin
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 happy birthday, christian alchemist
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Was Jesus a witch?Red Baron posted:Lmao imagine thinking you can take on the demiurge in single combat oh, is there something you know we do not?
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StashAugustine posted:St Luke is patron of health care, St Alphonsa of Kerala for disfigured feet, St Jude of impossible causes What a ripoff you're the call center drone of witches.
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Weka posted:Was Jesus a witch? This probably depends on how you and your audience define witch A person performing acts of magic that they attribute to the shared or borrowed power of a Deity with whom they have some form of covenant or relationship would make him a witch Being a living embodiment of that Deity is more of a Divine sorcery.
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In life Jesus was a noble paladin. In death he became a powerful lich His sorceries have conquered and subverted Sol Invictus on the Astral Plane, leaving his dread Presence as the reason for the season
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that is basically a faction in the Dominions strategy series
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snoo posted:imagine hating women this much
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Weka posted:Was Jesus a witch? he created the physical realm and has 7 archon mini-bosses to help him out the gently caress you gonna do against that?
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Regarde Aduck posted:he created the physical realm and has 7 archon mini-bosses to help him out He didn't. And he doesn't so there you go 
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Regarde Aduck posted:wasn't prepared for this 
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Regarde Aduck posted:wasn't prepared for this It's ok. Religious magic can be confusing Have a cup of tea, you'll feel better
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All I know about magic I learned from Mage the Ascension.
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pretty hosed up that Jesus was born on Christmas if you ask me
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MonsieurChoc posted:All I know about magic I learned from Mage the Ascension. lol pathetic  you're only getting the diluted packaged crap in that read theory (Malleus Maleficarum)
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:He didn't. And he doesn't no no the Archons are still there even if you believe in the good God we just call them planets
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You must hone your skepticism into a sword to lay waste to the wraiths of superstition. Become a psychic blank and generate a field of nihilism so intense the unreal cannot stand before you. You must understand that you cannot slay a god with your will alone, because there is no god to begin with. Victory is assured.
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christianity ftw
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War and Pieces posted:no no the Archons are still there even if you believe in the good God we just call them planets there? yes still helping him? definitely not
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:See, you'd think that, but they're no better off today than the average pagan spellcaster really. You see today is based around the birth and worship of the "Son," and etymologically speaking this develops from folding in and repurposing worship of of course, "the Sun," as had already existed for thousands of years and in fact can be noticed when we see how Christmas Day, December 25, is also the date of the Roman Sol Invictus and the final day of the lengthiest celebration of Saturnalia. Thereby, pagan Sun worship is defused and retooled into proper Christian Son worship which may be experienced by those who consider themselves beholden to the socially dominant monotheistic Israelite God. thats crazy and they say white people dont have any culture
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AnimeIsTrash posted:thats crazy
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AnimeIsTrash posted:thats crazy Ohtori Akio posted:christianity ftw
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Regarde Aduck posted:he created the physical realm and has 7 archon mini-bosses to help him out probably a suplex
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Weka posted:probably a suplex if u can suplex a train u can suplex a demiurge
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Ohtori Akio posted:christianity ftw father twink whiskey
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The I Ching is really cool not because it's magic, but because it has all of these allusions to psychological drives, weird stuff about the nervous system, and ethical advice. I've found that asking a question and doing a reading online is a good way to start: 1: getting into a mindset of asking genuine questions that mean something to me. 2: begin exploring whatever I asked in the light of some sound advice, or a reference to something which is hard to discern and appreciate 3: putting in some effort, because it's easier to tie some individual significance to it I don't think there's anything supernatural in it but I definitely would have scoffed at the idea at some point.
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nice yarrow stalks, idiot
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no that's a nice robe actually. you can really tell it's homemade
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i put on my robe and wizard hat, everyone else in the zoom meeting groans at my poo poo
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Making a flyer, What's the best way to spell "magic" to get more people to go my ritual orgy?
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magikkk
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