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Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

The dystopian Blade Runner future is shaping up to (somehow) be more cringe than the movie

https://x.com/CensoredMen/status/1737952419663724664?s=20

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Blade Runner future has drugs and cool neon lights, making it a utopian future :eng101:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
It's bullshit we keep getting the dystopian parts of the cyberpunk future without any of the cool stuff.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

that video is years old and was part of a comedy show

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Biplane posted:

Blade Runner future has drugs and cool neon lights, making it a utopian future :eng101:

Yeah why give a poo poo about human society when I can just write everyone off before I retreat into my VR/simulation with my holographic girlfriend telling me how to jerk off

The coming alienation the human race will experience from technology is going to defy comprehension .

Great Reset baby let’s gooooo!!

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Ruffian Price posted:

that video is years old and was part of a comedy show

There are entire companies solely devoted to this kind of poo poo

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Zadok Allen posted:

Yeah why give a poo poo about human society when I can just write everyone off before I retreat into my VR/simulation with my holographic girlfriend telling me how to jerk off

The coming alienation the human race will experience from technology is going to defy comprehension .

Great Reset baby let’s gooooo!!

Exactly, we're all doomed and we should at least have legalized drugs and prostitution to tide us over until we all die in the upcoming biosphere collapse.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
dumb

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Don't sign your posts

Huge dong

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Biplane posted:

Exactly, we're all doomed and we should at least have legalized drugs and prostitution to tide us over until we all die in the upcoming biosphere collapse.

thread convergence singularity is nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klqn7oF41dc

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
happy vg music week

https://youtu.be/pG8RAbWs1yo?si=3AWHE8QVvdJUfU71

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=San4Foaj_3k

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

https://youtu.be/M_-zCrN-MX8?si=Gn5CYq738vr8tdnF

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
drat this gets like 40 million views per year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35P1ydEoL04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-Qinpb5R8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwmRaozkzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax-Lllo0SHQ

real special soundtrack

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://youtu.be/ehxoQBF-wG0?si=DqdCNfRfCbYBPbG5

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlMLOZcKeEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne9FDFj40YI

poo poo's got me by the balls, slay the spire but sci-fi and a bit sillier with cute animals. ost is good too but these two boss themes wreck my poo poo up, love em

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F50uCzXNbLs

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I’m the step that says “hold the accelerator all the way down”

loving ford lmao

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I’m the step that says “hold the accelerator all the way down”

loving ford lmao

You’re an accelerationist?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Wait so one would hope that the accel is no longer physically connected to anything and it goes thru the bus, but the brake is still a physical "you push it and it clamps," & the bus reads it also, right?

Right?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

This is one, if not the, funniest thing I've ever seen.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I’m the step that says “hold the accelerator all the way down”

loving ford lmao

Don't worry if the car accidentally drives into a house the tv inside will start screaming and gingerly lower itself to the floor by the time the firetruck arrives.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chVyHEADcms

At the beginning of this video I actually thought "y'know I could see rich people using this for glamping and stuff" and then he said it runs off a "concealed processing box the size of a computer tower" :lmao:

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

El Jeffe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chVyHEADcms

At the beginning of this video I actually thought "y'know I could see rich people using this for glamping and stuff" and then he said it runs off a "concealed processing box the size of a computer tower" :lmao:
More specifically:

"And the way it works is by streaming the content from a concealed processing box that is supposed to be the size of a PC tower. I didn't even get to see that part because apparently it's still in the works."

...

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


trying to validate the ad by yelling mcdonalds! as the tv slowly lowers to the ground, i crouch to maintain verifiable eye contact

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

does the tv reseat itself when the danger has passed? replace the motion sensor with a clapper.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

1glitch0 posted:

More specifically:

"And the way it works is by streaming the content from a concealed processing box that is supposed to be the size of a PC tower. I didn't even get to see that part because apparently it's still in the works."

...

lmfao

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

i fully endorse cars bricking themselves for good.

anything that makes driving poo poo is an unmitigated positive for the world.

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Wait so one would hope that the accel is no longer physically connected to anything and it goes thru the bus, but the brake is still a physical "you push it and it clamps," & the bus reads it also, right?

Right?
Anything with a full dash ipad has ETC and is somehow routing throttle position through the infotainment system. More to the point, that's an electric Mach E.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Harik posted:

i fully endorse cars bricking themselves for good.

anything that makes driving poo poo is an unmitigated positive for the world.

dunno if substituting [an unremarkable moron armed with two tons of steel] with [an angry moron armed with two tons of steel] necessarily makes situations much safer

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I'm going to assume this means the entire car is now fly by wire and is waiting to self destruct or somehow the most rear end backwards setup where the controls do still have physical linkages to actuators that will immediately also self destruct if even one step in the process is slightly wrong

E: also can you side load crypto

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I'm going to assume this means the entire car is now fly by wire and is waiting to self destruct or somehow the most rear end backwards setup where the controls do still have physical linkages to actuators that will immediately also self destruct if even one step in the process is slightly wrong

E: also can you side load crypto

yes and probably also written with node and a huge list of dependencies as god intended

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I love living in watch_dogs_but_worse

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Pitch posted:

Anything with a full dash ipad has ETC and is somehow routing throttle position through the infotainment system. More to the point, that's an electric Mach E.

that 'volume wheel' on the tablet is just a plastic stick on thing with a rubber pointer that rubs a circular UI element back and forth as if your finger was spinning a jog dial

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Centrist Committee posted:

yes and probably also written with node and a huge list of dependencies as god intended

leftpad, but for brake pads

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
jailbreaking my ford so it can drift like a toyota

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
spent eight hours downloading and installing mods on my car this weekend, check this out ford scrubs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caSH13gq878

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


blatman posted:

trying to validate the ad by yelling mcdonalds! as the tv slowly lowers to the ground, i crouch to maintain verifiable eye contact

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