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The uber driver and the car are too much overhead, i say we replace them with digital ownership of fractional shares of the treat that can be algorithmically traded instantaneously
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Dec 25, 2023 19:31
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Can volatile, unsecured derivatives of the treat shares be swapped without oversight?
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Dec 25, 2023 20:06
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Can volatile, unsecured derivatives of the treat shares be swapped without oversight? asking for a friend? 
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Dec 25, 2023 20:49
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Shear Modulus posted:The uber driver and the car are too much overhead, i say we replace them with digital ownership of fractional shares of the treat that can be algorithmically traded instantaneously I've been getting ads for fractional shares of art. I could be 1/1000ths owner of a painting by some dude no one's ever heard of!
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Dec 25, 2023 21:42
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corona familiar posted:2030: the entire economy is now one Uber driver shuttling a $51 trillion treat between three compounds in Atherton someone watched twisted metal season 1
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Dec 25, 2023 23:42
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Can volatile, unsecured derivatives of the treat shares be swapped without oversight? to ensure regulatory compliance of the rules based international order, the Uber driver is there to perform settlement of the underlying assets
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Dec 26, 2023 00:47
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corona familiar posted:to ensure regulatory compliance of the rules based international order, the Uber driver is there to perform settlement of the underlying assets Allocation of preferred stock value has already been assigned to founder shareholders, exhausting all other assets. The lawyers have already sent out the email.
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Dec 26, 2023 00:55
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[Doomsday Economics] the price of the chatterbots on SomethingAwful
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Dec 26, 2023 01:42
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Scarabrae posted:I think thats the plot of Fury Road It's definitely the plot of Death Stranding
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Dec 26, 2023 01:51
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's definitely the plot of Death Stranding you're an AT&T repairsam doing a little Uber eats on the side and getting paid in likes, free housing and AYCD monster energy. death stranding is a utopia by comparison
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Dec 26, 2023 02:33
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thought ACYD was an xtreme flavor for a moment
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Dec 26, 2023 03:14
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Fitzy Fitz posted:This store specifically is also in the armpit of Florida about five minutes from the 200,000 acres of swamp-forest known as Tate's Hell
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Dec 26, 2023 04:00
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SirPablo posted:Global shipping giant Maersk will restart operations in the Red Sea after suspending activity there following attacks by Iran-backed Houthi rebels on commercial vessels. bookmarking this
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Dec 26, 2023 04:13
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corona familiar posted:repairsam
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Dec 26, 2023 06:36
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corona familiar posted:you're an AT&T repairsam doing a little Uber eats on the side and getting paid in likes, free housing and AYCD monster energy. death stranding is a utopia by comparison In 2007 my girlfriend's dad had a 1970s split level he paid for with his job making $55k as a phone tech at Sprint. His wife was making $35k baking bread on the overnight shift at Panera. They bought that split level for $80K in 2001 and just sold it for $390K last year. Boy did we gently caress up by being born too late
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Dec 26, 2023 07:08
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:In 2007 my girlfriend's dad had a 1970s split level he paid for with his job making $55k as a phone tech at Sprint. His wife was making $35k baking bread on the overnight shift at Panera. They bought that split level for $80K in 2001 and just sold it for $390K last year. You should have dumped your 2007 girlfriend for her dad
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Dec 26, 2023 13:36
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:In 2007 my girlfriend's dad had a 1970s split level he paid for with his job making $55k as a phone tech at Sprint. His wife was making $35k baking bread on the overnight shift at Panera. They bought that split level for $80K in 2001 and just sold it for $390K last year. you would have earned the same amount of money just dumping that $80k in the stock market it’s basically 7% apr
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Dec 26, 2023 13:57
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fart simpson posted:you would have earned the same amount of money just dumping that $80k in the stock market Would of but I’ve yet to find a stock market with an en suite
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Dec 26, 2023 14:05
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an egg posted:if you sing to the swamp it will be your friend and let you live hi kermit
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Dec 26, 2023 14:07
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Would of but I’ve yet to find a stock market with an en suite skill issue
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Dec 26, 2023 15:16
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Hello DoomEcon thread. Now that we're in the Holiday Taint, I thought it might be appropriate to predict what will happen in 2024. I think 2024 is the year poo poo gets wild. Global temps are going to skyrocket, which I'm interpreting to lead to a major western crop failure. I also predict that Trump will get the Republican nod, but both him and Biden will die before the election, granting infinite lols and lmaos to us on this both dead and gay web forum.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:25
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agreed 100% on all predictions
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Dec 26, 2023 15:29
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It’s like 60 degrees in Christmas so you my be right
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Dec 26, 2023 15:31
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mycomancy posted:Hello DoomEcon thread. Now that we're in the Holiday Taint, I thought it might be appropriate to predict what will happen in 2024. Stop trying to talk yourself into believing that good things are possible
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Dec 26, 2023 15:33
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I predict that 2024 will be worse than 2023, but better than 2025.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:34
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Thoguh posted:I predict that 2024 will be worse than 2023, but better than 2025. another in a long line of average years
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Dec 26, 2023 15:36
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the passing of two kings means war, nothing less.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:38
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Nonsense posted:the passing of two kings means war, nothing less. Really we just need Gavin newsom and djt jr to get married and unite the crown
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Dec 26, 2023 15:39
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Time to get back to work, holidays over. Time to post.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:52
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Stop trying to talk yourself into believing that good things are possible This universe appears to maximize perversity in all events. I also predict we'll see a pope or a cardinal in the Epstein logs.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:54
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mycomancy posted:Hello DoomEcon thread. Now that we're in the Holiday Taint, I thought it might be appropriate to predict what will happen in 2024. going All In on this post
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Dec 26, 2023 15:54
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mycomancy posted:Hello DoomEcon thread. Now that we're in the Holiday Taint, I thought it might be appropriate to predict what will happen in 2024. agree with all this but i also think there will be something hosed up completely out of left field like a wave of leprosy or a gamma ray burst, just to keep things from getting stale
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Dec 26, 2023 16:04
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Nonsense posted:Time to get back to work, holidays over. Time to post. 
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Dec 26, 2023 16:05
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Mad Wack posted:agree with all this but i also think there will be something hosed up completely out of left field like a wave of leprosy or a gamma ray burst, just to keep things from getting stale We already had that happen in 2020 with COVID and look how well that worked out.
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Dec 26, 2023 16:15
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mycomancy posted:We already had that happen in 2020 with COVID and look how well that worked out. covid was financially great for me, personally. im making almost double what i was earning at the start of the pandemic ftw
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Dec 26, 2023 16:24
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a correction is needed then.
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Dec 26, 2023 16:26
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None shall escape.
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Dec 26, 2023 16:26
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fart simpson posted:covid was financially great for me, personally. im making almost double what i was earning at the start of the pandemic ftw so you're the one who's loving up all these statistics
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Dec 26, 2023 16:26
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:so you're the one who's loving up all these statistics 
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Dec 26, 2023 16:27
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