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Neddy Seagoon posted:Drive faster, gotta outrun the fire! "How do I always end up on the part of the road that's burning? Just my loving luck."
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"Squirrel gram! Squirrel gram for Mongo!" https://i.imgur.com/8LfUMQ7.mp4
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Scratch Monkey posted:Out: Cockney rhyming slang How bona to vader your dolly old eke
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https://i.imgur.com/ZEjz69O.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/erAoLjn.mp4 Schad's on the humans, Neil is #blessed: https://i.imgur.com/eDCq8CI.mp4
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Christ, I started yelling TUCK AND ROLL. Not like how the powerlifter did though...
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Freudian slippers posted:Dude, really? Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer!
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davidspackage posted:Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer! I hear width is more important anyway  
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Soul Dentist posted:As a seppo I never realized that it was rhyming slang at all. I just thought it was regular cutesy-poo Australian for separatist, which makes as much sense I guess. Australia's like a whole country of children's book authors competing to fill a slang dictionary Honestly a great guess lmao, that'd make a lot of sense considering servo, smoko, bowlo, etc. You're right though, we even invent fun new creatures, like the rock spider! davidspackage posted:Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer! Doubt it, that was pretty poor form for a clean and jelq
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Can't park there, mate
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gently caress em up Neil
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Takes No Damage posted:I hear width is more important anyway Unsurprisingly this kinda thing can go as well as dropping a weight on it:  https://www.insider.com/penuma-implant-penis-enlargement-enhancement-surgery-james-elist-2023-3
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HungryMedusa posted:Unsurprisingly this kinda thing can go as well as dropping a weight on it: "like an orange peel in the sun," he said.
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What happens to a peen deferred?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Squirrel gram! Squirrel gram for Mongo!" LOL dude never saw the squirrel he must have been confused as gently caress
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Is that steel grate and aluminum pan? What metal is that turkey galvanized with? Achievement: new sentence unlocked
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I only eat turkeys that have been marinaded in colloidal silver.
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Has science gone too far? They electroplated a turkey!
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I feel it difficult to "accidentally" electroplate a goddamn turkey.
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HungryMedusa posted:Unsurprisingly this kinda thing can go as well as dropping a weight on it: Any normal healthy adult posted:My patients are so happy ... One of them says, 'I go to the gym more often and I intentionally drop my towel so they can see what I have.' e: quote:Sure, the $16,000 price tag was hefty, and his insurance didn't cover it. But that didn't dissuade him. "People invest in redoing their decks," he said of his mindset at the time. "I'm investing in my body." 
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He’s trying so hard, bless him
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freeedr posted:He’s trying so hard, bless him hard indeed
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Lol, remember when a super rich guy died trying to get a penis enlargement?
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Soul Dentist posted:Was that what OceanGate was about? Nah, that story was about a guy who normally could never think of a good plan, but one day it all suddenly came rushing to him
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davidspackage posted:Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer! Probably not, since that is the fakest video that's ever faked.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Squirrel gram! Squirrel gram for Mongo!" "This wasn't covered in the training video."
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His stoic professionalism in the face of uncertainty tells me that man has upper management potential.
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muscles like this! posted:Lol, remember when a super rich guy died trying to get a penis enlargement? https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement quote:Laniado’s story is tragic. 
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Huh, guess the old adage is true. No matter how much money you have, you can't buy happiness, or even a slightly bigger penis.
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davidspackage posted:Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer! Probably looks like an 8oz tomato sauce can run over by a car
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Huh, guess the old adage is true. No matter how much money you have, you can't buy happiness, or even a slightly bigger penis. The trick is you get a surgery to reduce the size of the rest of your body so it looks bigger
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Probably looks like an 8oz tomato sauce can run over by a car Any improvement helps
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https://x.com/chrisgayomali/status/1570384974955560960?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw There was the trend of making your legs longer so you’d be taller, at the cost of being unable to walk comfortably ever again
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bobjr posted:https://x.com/chrisgayomali/status/1570384974955560960?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw This is insane to me. Just put 6'1" on your Tinder profile and only wear big boots on dates. Morons.
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