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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Roosevelt posted:



"don't know how 2 make coffee"

:fuckoff:

my cousin's workplace had an intern a couple of years ago who quite literally didn't know how coffee was made. not even the faintest idea that hot water and beans were involved. he basically thought it came out of a special coffee pipe or something like that

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

ngl i'd pay good money to have a coffee pipe installed

bssoil
Mar 21, 2004

just add it to the circulatory system, veins, arteries, coffee, lymph

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



there's already a coffee pipe, it's called a throat

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it should be a one way coffee stream imo

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the alameda-weehauken coffee duct

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



it's a good d mopie

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Agile Vector posted:

there's already a coffee pipe, it's called a throat

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


lol god how do I know that's caled a bripe?

why yes I would like to look like I'm smoking crack while I bore the poo poo out of everyone talking to them about grinding settings

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



well-read undead posted:

ngl i'd pay good money to have a coffee pipe installed

no way. it would probably deliver boomer coffee

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

lol god how do I know that's caled a bripe?
Bcos you're not right with the lord

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

https://youtu.be/tltBHjmIUJ0?si=iQwHSQNmUpfUy_IA

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeqkNg5oWFY

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme


big talk for the country that invented soccer hooligans

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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in a well actually posted:

big talk for the country that invented soccer hooligans
also ferret legging

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I respect that coffee guy's way of life, the stubborness and insane amounts of thought to not change anything if you don't want to. That's what being rich is about baby

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

laserghost posted:

I respect that coffee guy's way of life, the stubborness and insane amounts of thought to not change anything if you don't want to. That's what being rich is about baby
he refuses to acknowledge the rich part, he affects a poor scrappy bohemian art scene guy act to explain why he cannot brew coffee unlike the 7-11 worker who makes it for him

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
he pulls the puppet master thing all the time and it’s very transparent and sad

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
very funny too

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Listen there are a few things that as an alleged adult that I'm shockingly incompetent at but you couldn't waterboard them out of me because I'm self aware enough to be ashamed of it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1739004803823370588

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



WHAT U THOUGHT I SOLD EM ALL

https://twitter.com/CoachBeansTTU/status/1739414683918929933

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
"mobility shooting"?? is it called that cause that dude needs to be on a mobility scooter to move more than 20 feet?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that man’s built for recoil control

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

haveblue posted:

that man’s built for recoil control

dude can soak up a lot of recoil and a lot of wings

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


mobile shooter more like heavy artillery

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


A fantastic name for that lad

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i don’t think i’ve ever seen such a sumptuous, cop-like literal/actual frontbutt like this before

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
why does that guy have such a juicy rear end between his holsters

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

one of my high school teachers formerly worked as an orderly in a clinic in a really poo poo part of town. he told us about a bouncer named curly at a bar nearby. curly weighed close to 500 pounds. one night he got shot in the gut by an angry patron and they brought him into my teacher's clinic. teacher said that around the bullet wound the fat had "blossomed out" from internal pressure "like a bloody yellow flower." curly was so large that the bullet stopped in the layers of fat before striking any vital organs, and after they cleaned the wound and stitched it up, he went home.

not sure why i remembered that all of a sudden.

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Kenny Logins posted:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen such a sumptuous, cop-like literal/actual frontbutt like this before

betty boof fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Dec 27, 2023

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
:lemonho:

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

more like humingus

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



George posted:

more like humingus

this town ain't big enough for the one of us

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best
https://twitter.com/isislovecruft/status/1739575595787517989

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Cat Face Joe posted:

this town ain't big enough for the one of us

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Where's the lie?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Master Chef, this is Cortana, we've got cheetos incoming get ready

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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy

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