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Android Apocalypse posted:With the Flaccosance underway & the Browns having an actual shot at the playoffs, I started thinking about cursed teams. 2016 the RNC was in Cleveland. 2016 Game 7 of the World Series was in Cleveland
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Flikken posted:2016 the RNC was in Cleveland. Joe Flacco wins the super bowl and reveals himself to be JFK Jr. On the 50 yard line.
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Android Apocalypse posted:With the Flaccosance underway & the Browns having an actual shot at the playoffs, I started thinking about cursed teams. I'm not sure how to feel about the prospect of Flacco traveling to Baltimore and upsetting a super bowl caliber Ravens team in the divisional round.
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solarjetman posted:I'm not sure how to feel about the prospect of Flacco traveling to Baltimore and upsetting a super bowl caliber Ravens team in the divisional round. With the Bills another probable WC team and pretty hot right now alongside the Browns only needing 1 win to clinch the 5th seed I think there is a good shot that the Browns wouldn't face Baltimore unless they make the AFCCG.
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In 2016 the Cleveland team lost in the finals to an even more miserable team. So yeah, Lions over Browns Super Bowl, book it.
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solarjetman posted:The odds start off at 3% per https://www.ftnfantasy.com/articles/FTN/104089/dvoa-playoff-odds . Maybe they go down to 2% with replacement-level QB play. Maybe Stidham is better than replacement level. I checked out some stats on this.
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solarjetman posted:I'm not sure how to feel about the prospect of Flacco traveling to Baltimore and upsetting a super bowl caliber Ravens team in the divisional round. It'll be the AFC Championship Game and it will cause me extreme internal strife. My current head cannon is that Flacco comes out to midfield with a microphone during pregame to address the crowd. He thanks us all, and me specifically, for our dedicated fandom and our service in the 2010s internet wars over NFL eliteness. Then Flacco turns toward the tunnel and walks out of the stadium. He keeps walking, stripping off his jersey, pads, and armor as he goes. He walks all night and into the morning until eventually he is outside the front door of a large, tasteful home in suburban Delaware. The door opens to reveal the lovely family Flacco. Joe kisses his wife, hugs is children, and proceeds downstairs to the basement. He walks through the dark to a wall where he picks up a stray electrical cord and inserts it into the outlet. As an orange/blue light washes over him Flacco approaches his beloved Demolition Man pinball machine. His work done, his duty fulfilled, Joseph Vincent Flacco whispers softly " Thank you for waiting. Now, it's our time."
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This is a highly disrespectful omission of Denver Broncos Starting QB Kendall Hinton.
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I'm glad this team is giving up now. I don't want to get blown out in the playoffs. Save the energy for next year.
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Bip Roberts posted:I mean Russ looked good enough to potentially be dangled as an upgrade to a team that wants to make the wild card. He's clearly on the better half of the broncos roster but also way out of their timeline. How could they trade him past the deadline?
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Black Sunshine posted:Good to see Broncos fans giving up hope on a miracle playoff run so the Walmart fucks get to save some money, lol Pretty sure it’s about future cap space, not money. The Broncos aren’t a good team right now and Russ isn’t the answer, they should be doing everything they could to prepare for the future.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:It's strongly implied. I need to know which one though, if it’s Medieval Madness I may have to reluctantly root for him.
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bows1 posted:How could they trade him past the deadline? In the offseason
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Bellmaker posted:I need to know which one though, if it’s Medieval Madness I may have to reluctantly root for him. It’s Addams Family, obviously
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https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1740106517775524057?s=20quote:“I just want to play ball,” Levis said. “I just want to go out there and win games and leave this season with a good taste in our mouth. i cant take that quote seriously from some rear end in a top hat who puts mayo in coffee
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Does Russ have any sort of leg to stand on as far as filing a grievance against the Broncos? I'm sure teams have done this sort of wink wink nudge nudge stuff before but I've never heard of one so blatantly saying 'yeah, we don't want to pay this guy'
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Rogue Elephant posted:Does Russ have any sort of leg to stand on as far as filing a grievance against the Broncos? I'm sure teams have done this sort of wink wink nudge nudge stuff before but I've never heard of one so blatantly saying 'yeah, we don't want to pay this guy' Why should he be able to file a grievance? The contract specifically has (really expensive) outs in it for the Broncos. It's not like they aren't paying him and then nothing happens.
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yea this makes sense, they're not making the playoffs barring some miraculous poo poo so now its time to worry about the next year. if Wilson isn't able to pass a physical this coming Mar they're stuck with him for another year or two otherwise they can take their medicine next year and be free. Payton's got the absolute most you can get out of him and clearly doesn't want to demolish his future cap space for a dude that's seemingly incapable of playing within structure. Broncos are a year away from being out of this stretch of having zero options for getting talent, might as well get everything else in order so you can start truly competing soon
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wandler20 posted:Lol what a dog poo poo franchise. Incredible. Gentle reminder that the front office and coaching staff are safe.
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As much as I love the Broncos eating massive poo poo for the Russ deal, the fact that they're still in the playoff hunt and throwing up the white flag now just shows how bitchmade that franchise is. You're benching Russ to save money? foh
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seiferguy posted:As much as I love the Broncos eating massive poo poo for the Russ deal, the fact that they're still in the playoff hunt and throwing up the white flag now just shows how bitchmade that franchise is. You're benching Russ to save money? foh You play to win the game Walmart rear end moves from a Walmart rear end franchise
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MJeff posted:I am once again wondering how Payton screaming at Russ on the sideline for no reason fits into all of this because there's no way you can convince me it's not connected now. https://x.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1740122412774011131?s=20 Good news! He’s moved beyond making GBS threads on Russ to making GBS threads on the entire offense
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