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apparently this is the face FIGGY PUDDING makes when she has to poop (butthole confirmed NOT medically small)
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Dec 28, 2023 04:26
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TIP posted:I saw this news story about a chinese chess champion that I thought would interest the thread I dont even know where to start with this article. I assume that the beshitting of the bathtub was in view of other people and not in the privacy of thier empty room? Why cheating via anal beads? Like wtf is the impetus to start a rumor that involves those mechanics? I have so many more questions
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Dec 28, 2023 04:29
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That isn’t the first story of someone trying to cheat at chess using a transmitter up their rear end, to the point It’s Always Sunny had an episode spoofing one of those stories last season.
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Dec 28, 2023 04:36
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fartknocker posted:See the lonely man there in the pork And nobody knows if the pork is done rare 'Cause there's no hiding plate There's no hiding plate For you
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Dec 28, 2023 04:36
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Ruby Gloom posted:apparently this is the face FIGGY PUDDING makes when she has to poop (butthole confirmed NOT medically small) Omg so adorable  I have such a soft spot for baby animals especially cats and dogs and bunnies *not limited to
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Dec 28, 2023 04:43
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redshirt posted:Not so much these days, but not that long ago I was in hotels every week, and I'd get to know staff and get upgrades frequently such that I was staying in all these sweeeet hotel rooms on the reg, as the kids say. weeeeelllllllll the suds keep coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
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Dec 28, 2023 05:03
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Visions of Valerie posted:weeeeelllllllll the suds keep coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming The Suds don't stop woop woop!
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Dec 28, 2023 05:05
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Escape From Noise posted:Won a Chinese chess competition, lost the money from the boon Would like to amend this so it sounds more like the inspiration (Dirty Laundry by Danny Brown) Won a Chinese chess competition, lost the money from the boon Because I took a dump in the tub of a hotel bathroom
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Dec 28, 2023 05:46
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Ruby Gloom posted:apparently this is the face FIGGY PUDDING makes when she has to poop (butthole confirmed NOT medically small)  illegally smoll kitty detected.  I hope she has a good poop
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Dec 28, 2023 06:28
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I just read that "you're gonna need a bigger boat" wasn't in the jaws script, it was just something people started saying during production every time something went wrong and so roy scheider kept trying to slip it into scenes and that was just the one they kept #releasethebiggerboatcut I need a version where roy scheider is constantly saying the line like some kinda insane weirdo
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Dec 28, 2023 07:00
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Dec 28, 2023 07:05
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I'm sorry
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Dec 28, 2023 07:08
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I like big boats and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny when a shark swims in with it's itty bitty eyes and its teeth sink in some guys, you poo poo dung
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Dec 28, 2023 07:35
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me right now
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Dec 28, 2023 11:24
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Ruby Gloom posted:apparently this is the face FIGGY PUDDING makes when she has to poop (butthole confirmed NOT medically small)  looking catte 
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Dec 28, 2023 15:04
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sex dick
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Dec 28, 2023 15:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:sex dick Goddamn right 
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Dec 28, 2023 15:46
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Goddamn right For context: 
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Dec 28, 2023 15:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For context: TAG YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!! i'm "transformation"
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Dec 28, 2023 15:57
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i'm BIG rear end COP also drat connecticut, you nasty 
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Dec 28, 2023 16:01
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Ruby Gloom posted:
Hell yeah 
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Dec 28, 2023 16:04
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Love Alabama like, "nah we got this"
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Dec 28, 2023 16:04
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Literally A Person posted:Love Alabama like, "nah we got this" Too dang hot to go out
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Dec 28, 2023 16:06
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 i can't believe i overlooked SEX DICK
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Dec 28, 2023 16:13
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rub.
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Dec 28, 2023 16:20
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lol uptight Mass searching for "orgasm"
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Dec 28, 2023 16:35
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I see you Mississippi 
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Dec 28, 2023 16:41
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Also Utah, soooooo predictable and boring. Have some creativity like the rest of the states (except Hawaii lol) "Goth" in Wyoming makes me laugh. Wyoming has barely any people amd they're mostly right wing cowboys
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Dec 28, 2023 16:43
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
It’s the same principle as all the racists in Louisiana searching for BBC
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Dec 28, 2023 16:50
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Freaking NH. "Pierced"
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Dec 28, 2023 16:56
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I see you throupling to keep warm up there in Maine redshirt
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Dec 28, 2023 16:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I see you throupling to keep warm up there in Maine redshirt When you're already group sleeping in a big bed to save on heating costs, stuff just happens.
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Dec 28, 2023 16:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I see you throupling to keep warm up there in Maine redshirt throuple length door handle
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Dec 28, 2023 16:59
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redshirt posted:When you're already group sleeping in a big bed to save on heating costs, stuff just happens. 
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Dec 28, 2023 17:00
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Ruby Gloom posted:throuple length door handle Requires 6 hands to turn
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Dec 28, 2023 17:00
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michigan doesn't surprise me unfortunately
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Dec 28, 2023 17:03
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Ohio really does have the small dick energy. Says so right on the official map.
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Dec 28, 2023 17:04
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The full article is a hoot and a half to read: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2023-year-in-review My favorite highlight is the breakdown by generation. 
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Dec 28, 2023 17:11
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The full article is a hoot and a half to read: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2023-year-in-review Lmao huge  at the boomers
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Dec 28, 2023 17:13
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Gen Z and boomers think they have nothing in common but apparently the both love "smoking" in porn 
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Dec 28, 2023 17:22
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