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Fell Mood posted:Hm. Hot out today. That's called weather, not climate 
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Dec 27, 2023 06:38
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Argentum posted:The continued social response to climate change will be "climate change isnt real, and if it is it isnt that bad, and if it is that bad, its not our fault, and if it is our fault, you deserved it and its a good thing" We call it the Four Stage Strategy
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Dec 27, 2023 08:32
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Sand skiing is the future
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Dec 27, 2023 11:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHYVDKGknMk
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Dec 27, 2023 12:36
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pfft, my christmas wasn't brown. i couldn't see anything through the fog and rain
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Dec 27, 2023 13:13
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Dec 27, 2023 13:17
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Car Hater posted:Global warming is going to save me a lot of money on food  Well actually the growing scarcity will ensure that prices rise to meet what the consumer (you) can afford to pay, if anything you'll be spending more money to receive less until there's none to be had at all
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Dec 27, 2023 15:13
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Dokapon Findom posted:
can’t spend money when you’re dead the ultimate savings tip
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Dec 27, 2023 15:14
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There is a patch of half-melted ice about 2 meters wide near my driveway. That counts as a white Christmas, right?
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Dec 27, 2023 16:05
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Dokapon Findom posted:
I can always eat lead 
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Dec 27, 2023 16:26
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Going to guess there’ll be Geo-engineering attempts by 2030, if not sooner
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Dec 27, 2023 16:40
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maybe we should go back to spewing dangerous chemicals to slow down the warming
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Dec 27, 2023 17:57
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Scientists really need to post some actuarial tables for this "society" thing so I know the exact moment I can quit my job and just coast
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Dec 27, 2023 18:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZH9t-4W4Y i had a thick fog christmas so i guess that counts as white
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Dec 27, 2023 19:34
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argh its 6:30am and the humidity is 90% with a temp of 30c gently caress this 
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Dec 27, 2023 21:38
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toggle posted:argh its 6:30am and the humidity is 90% with a temp of 30c
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Dec 27, 2023 22:02
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toggle posted:argh its 6:30am and the humidity is 90% with a temp of 30c Please tell me you live in the southern hemisphere...
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Dec 27, 2023 22:33
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Zeta Taskforce posted:Please tell me you live in the southern hemisphere... i do live in the southern hemisphere and i do not like it
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Dec 27, 2023 23:23
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Tropical mistmas is already kicking in
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Dec 27, 2023 23:36
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I have started watching these compilations since they showed up in my recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt14zht9HZ0 In awe of these tractors and trucks configured to force through the largest possible volume of breathable oxygen and convert it into solid black carbon
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Dec 28, 2023 00:49
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Hey if it's coming out as unburned soot instead of fully oxidized that's actually less warming, right
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Dec 28, 2023 01:06
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quote:Scientists have long known that this acceleration stems from a steep increase in greenhouse gas emissions
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Dec 28, 2023 01:50
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Argentum posted:
lmao
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Dec 28, 2023 03:35
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Hey if it's coming out as unburned soot instead of fully oxidized that's actually less warming, right doing a little geoengineering by hastily converting my fleet to intentionally produce the most obnoxious exhaust clouds possible
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Dec 28, 2023 08:04
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unwantedplatypus posted:Going to guess there’ll be Geo-engineering attempts by 2030, if not sooner I'm already noticing a sort of "hahaha yeah that's dumb, unless?" tone about the idea, so yeah probably
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Dec 28, 2023 10:00
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Real Mean Queen posted:I'm already noticing a sort of "hahaha yeah that's dumb, unless?" tone about the idea, so yeah probably It takes a dumb person to succeed with a dumb idea so I'm gonna go with next summer being so insane that Trump acknowledges it and makes a huge project by the best scientists to fix the weather part of his campaign platform.
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Dec 28, 2023 10:08
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Car Hater posted:It takes a dumb person to succeed with a dumb idea so I'm gonna go with next summer being so insane that Trump acknowledges it and makes a huge project by the best scientists to fix the weather part of his campaign platform. Hot new startup Rr (pronounced “airer”) drone-dumping a bunch of that boat byproduct that covid took away, CEO ignoring all calls from both candidates until one of them actually begs for a meeting on tv
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Dec 28, 2023 11:02
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how did COPE28 go by the way?
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Dec 28, 2023 11:25
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starkebn posted:how did COPE28 go by the way? it did its job: liberals get to reify their public image with vague empty platitude lipservice about 'renewables and electric vehicles' laundered through cope, and oil money got to keep flowing and everyone went home all the more richer
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Dec 28, 2023 11:27
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starkebn posted:how did COPE28 go by the way? They say that we should be “transitioning away from fossil fuels in energy systems, in a just, orderly and equitable manner, accelerating action in this critical decade, so as to achieve net zero by 2050 in keeping with the science”. without agreeing to any action or roadmap to achieve that. A great victory because for the first time they contemplate the idea that we should move away from fossil fuels. wow! big win!
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Dec 28, 2023 15:58
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Surely there is some easy math of finding 1) the boundary of the most recent period to be equal to all total emissions beforehand (i.e. 1650-1990, 1990-present or whatever the actual split was to make it 50/50), 2) the time delay for the system to show temperature feedback from those emissions, and then we could find 3) whichever past year we would have needed to reach "net zero" to prevent calamitous warming as well as 4) how much actual additional warming we can expect based on what we've put into the system already and 5) what we would need to do as far as the number of gigatons of carbon to be pulling out of the system annually to restore balance (if only to get a sense of the magnitude/impossibility of the task). Surely the COPE28 people had all these numbers in front of them, and made their decisions based on this information?
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Dec 28, 2023 16:09
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doing climate math just makes you another climate expert to ignore
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Dec 28, 2023 16:15
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I assume they shoot anyone who approaches the venue with even a pocket calculator
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Dec 28, 2023 16:20
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Real hurthling! posted:doing climate math just makes you another climate expert to ignore That doesn't mean its not fun. You could scrawl it on a lecture hall chalkboard and circle "DOOM" hundreds of times for that mad professor feeling. You could put it on scraps of cardboard and yell at people from a street corner. Make a 48 hour timecube type website
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Dec 28, 2023 16:21
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Dokapon Findom posted:Surely there is some easy math of finding 1) the boundary of the most recent period to be equal to all total emissions beforehand (i.e. 1650-1990, 1990-present or whatever the actual split was to make it 50/50), 2) the time delay for the system to show temperature feedback from those emissions, and then we could find 3) whichever past year we would have needed to reach "net zero" to prevent calamitous warming as well as 4) how much actual additional warming we can expect based on what we've put into the system already and 5) what we would need to do as far as the number of gigatons of carbon to be pulling out of the system annually to restore balance (if only to get a sense of the magnitude/impossibility of the task). Surely the COPE28 people had all these numbers in front of them, and made their decisions based on this information? 1750: 278 ppm 1988: 350 ppm 2023: 422 ppm We only need to undo the past 35 years, no biggie
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Dec 28, 2023 16:23
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its funny you think of January 1st as a reset of sorts but not to our messed up planet
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Dec 28, 2023 16:43
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mistermojo posted:its funny you think of January 1st as a reset of sorts but not to our messed up planet It's kind of fitting. The thing about "new year, new me" is you can't run from yourself!
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Dec 28, 2023 16:47
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mistermojo posted:its funny you think of January 1st as a reset of sorts but not to our messed up planet actually that's a pretty good point, has anyone tried turning the planet off and on again?
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Dec 28, 2023 16:47
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https://twitter.com/NucRocketMan/status/1740212601609654531 lol
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Dec 28, 2023 17:53
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we're so hosed lol
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Dec 28, 2023 17:54
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