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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm tellin' ya doc, a one in a million shot!



It's all floats down there.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"WAS CHEWING ON A BATTERY WHEN HE POSSIBLY SWALLOWED PART OF IT, ALSO WITH A POPCORN KERNEL IN RIGHT EAR"

Toddler or meth head?

dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

quote:

Penis
KNIFE HANDLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg&t=35s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lol this bead "scandal" is never going to go away because it is loving hilarious

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

"Show me in the rules where it says you can't do that!"

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

Rascar Capac posted:

"Show me in the rules where it says you can't do that!"

Man the Air Bud sequels got weird.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Tiny irregular spheres!

No one has ever seen such a thing on earth lmao

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Sighence posted:

Man the Air Bud sequels got weird.
Air Butt

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Apple's new wireless headphones

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Those penis penetrations are sound.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

124kg of barnacle cocaine washes up on NSW beaches

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It was originally 200 kg

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Funny how 97kg of cocaine ended up on the beach like that.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

I wonder if they can ever figure out where those 71kg of cocaine came from

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
False alarm, there was no cocaine that washed up on the beach

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Beautiful.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Me:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But that's not the 'I like turtles' kid!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand posted:

But that's not the 'I like turtles' kid!

Explain this then

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Your GPS is wrong, this is not the best route to Perth

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

some people have never experienced a gravel road before

Concerning.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


New philadelphia? Ohio? Hudson river?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1739952201206771966

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Platystemon posted:

Concerning.

Not everyone has the stones for it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/business/status/1739982216241799503

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

But not the 808th one. You know what you did.


EDIT: 808s and Tartbreak

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

He apparently did something so stupid he could potentially get jail time

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Yellowstone hot springs are legitimately more dangerous than Bond villain lair traps.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Wasn't he in a volcano disaster movie? He should know better.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
James Bond Slain by Enraged Bison

Park Rangers state the former international man of mystery was "utterly hosed up" by the angry beast when he wandered off the path and attempted to take a selfie with the monster.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

maybeadracula posted:

He apparently did something so stupid he could potentially get jail time

The time is right for a remake of The Rock.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Flipperwaldt posted:

Wasn't he in a volcano disaster movie? He should know better.

"It's okay, I played a volcanologist in Dante's Peak!"

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


theres a geiser in yellostone that if you put a beer can inside, the whole park explode has a supervolcano anhilating life on earth

is that serius

and if you poo poo on it, your turd will fly miles, but you have to time it right

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Tei posted:

theres a geiser in yellostone that if you put a beer can inside, the whole park explode has a supervolcano anhilating life on earth

is that serius

and if you poo poo on it, your turd will fly miles, but you have to time it right

this is all true and terrifying. i will never go near yellowstone

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

maybeadracula posted:

He apparently did something so stupid he could potentially get jail time

He stole a pic-a-nic basket

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Crowetron posted:

He stole a pic-a-nic basket

So, Pierce Brosnan is a Bear?

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
This is what the park rangers said to him: https://youtu.be/vIjppgnkknE?si=bkOAptqR2IU1rBXG&t=04s

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