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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tei posted:

theres a geiser in yellostone that if you put a beer can inside, the whole park explode has a supervolcano anhilating life on earth


For england, james?

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/pjgreentv/status/1740558756042473645?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

what on loving earth.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm amazed at Americans being dismayed by a sports event used to market sugary snacks.
This is what you wanted!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Pierce has had a weird year.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


quote:

Going out-of-bounds in such areas is barred as it can be dangerous. More than 20 people have been killed after falling into the park's springs.

Some of the millions of people who visit Yellowstone each year get badly burned by ignoring warnings not to stray off the trail.

In August, a Michigan man sustained thermal burns after leaving the official trail.

Never forget that safety rules were written in blood.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Hahahah

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/essex-pub-racist-dolls-hart-b2470917.html

quote:

At the height of the furore the Campaign For Real Ale (Camra) removed the pub from the Good Beer Guide and banned it from receiving its awards.

Heineken and Carlsberg told the landlords to stop selling its products and maintenance firm Innserve refused to work at the pub.

The pub was targeted with graffiti and had five windows damaged on 16 April after the seizure of the dolls.

...


In an interview with Thurrock Nub News about the pub’s closure in May, Mrs Ryley said “I’ve had enough” and defended displaying the dolls, saying that younger people did not understand their history. She had displayed the collection of about 30 dolls, donated by her late aunt and customers, in the pub for nearly 10 years. Mrs Ryley told the title: “I feel gutted, totally and utterly gutted. Hurt, upset. I’ve had very, very much support from many people about the gollies.

“We’ve had a few bits of hate, which I personally don’t understand because it’s part of our life.”

She insisted “young people these days don’t understand” the history of the dolls, saying some of her “collection” are “antiques”.
She added: “I want them back. Basically, this is my life now, that they’ve ruined because we’ve got a stigma with our name now and with the pub.
“I’m going to miss the pub, I’m going to miss the people. We have had so many laughs in here. We have had so much happiness in here.”

Imagine being so devoted to your lovely racist doll collection that you're willing to destroy your livelihood and reputation

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Pookah posted:



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/essex-pub-racist-dolls-hart-b2470917.html

Imagine being so devoted to your lovely racist doll collection that you're willing to destroy your livelihood and reputation

In America we call that "being a GOP politician."

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

"Don't know the history of them"

Lady, you're in trouble because they do know the history of them. And you only had them there for 10 years so it's not like the pub even has that to fall back on.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Pookah posted:



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/essex-pub-racist-dolls-hart-b2470917.html

Imagine being so devoted to your lovely racist doll collection that you're willing to destroy your livelihood and reputation

The brits seems to do that with transphobia, too. Glinner lost his career and his family because he just couldn't stop doubling down, and even now I'm not sure he actually gets it.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

CellBlock posted:

The brits seems to do that with transphobia, too. Glinner lost his career and his family because he just couldn't stop doubling down, and even now I'm not sure he actually gets it.

Ah, noted British guy Graham Linehan.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Rascar Capac posted:

Ah, noted British guy Graham Linehan.

CellBlock knows something about the British Empire going for round 2.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Rascar Capac posted:

Ah, noted British guy Graham Linehan.

yes

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Rascar Capac posted:

Ah, noted British guy Graham Linehan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Pookah posted:



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/essex-pub-racist-dolls-hart-b2470917.html

Imagine being so devoted to your lovely racist doll collection that you're willing to destroy your livelihood and reputation

Buried lede - the pub was named The White Hart :catstare:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I'm not afraid of anything. But calling an Irishman British scares me

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
What're they gonna do, blow up about it?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





It's OK, Glinner is canonically A Brit now, as is Conor MacGregor.
We had a big meeting about it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Pookah posted:

It's OK, Glinner is canonically A Brit now, as is Conor MacGregor.
We had a big meeting about it.

It’s like how most of the worst Canadians are transmuted into Americans.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pookah posted:

It's OK, Glinner is canonically A Brit now, as is Conor MacGregor.
We had a big meeting about it.

See also Michael O'Dwyer.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Samovar posted:

See also Michael O'Dwyer.

:catstare: Yeah... they are very welcome to that guy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not looking up any of these names. not touching that.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

. not touching that.

please

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Again?!

Full List of Russians to Fall Out of Windows Since Putin Invaded Ukraine

I will be forming a committee immediately to find out just what is going on with Russian window safety

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
third story? do better!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Russian OSHA is clearly sleeping on the job.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do we know for a fact that headline wasn't made with that game where you blindly put <noun> <adverb> <verb> etc. and then read a crazy story?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

By popular demand posted:

Do we know for a fact that headline wasn't made with that game where you blindly put <noun> <adverb> <verb> etc. and then read a crazy story?

We can be certain. If it was some basic Job, Noun, Verb mad lib story the headline would read Pornstar, Hounded by Cum, Cums.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i tried to warn you about the elephant curse, dude! i warned you! but you showed a shocking lack of solicitude, dude!

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

i tried to warn you about the elephant curse, dude! i warned you! but you showed a shocking lack of solicitude, dude!

<player>. I stab the elephant

<GM> The elephant show not reaction

<player> I roll for consideration... "How many stabs I need to kill a elephant?".

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

‘It smelled so bad’: Pennsylvania couple recovers $3,550 after dog eats cash

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Florida Man Sues Dunkin’ Over Injuries Following Toilet Explosion

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Florida man seems to be completely within his rights there :stonklol:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i will not read the article; i have an assumption of what happened from the headline, and nobody can take that away from me.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Never would have happened at a krispy kreme

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Potato Salad posted:

Florida man seems to be completely within his rights there :stonklol:

Need to find that Florida Man alignment chart.

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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Need to find that Florida Man alignment chart.

It would be loving hilarious if Landerig is from Florida

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