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They have special schools for Santas (plural) and nurses. Coincidence?
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Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother?
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Animal-Mother posted:Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother?
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Animal-Mother posted:Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother? Add George Santos, now you have the unholy trinity
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Honk if you're also thinking about toilets all day.
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Guavanaut posted:Honk if you're also thinking about toilets all day. Thinking about and obsessing over people's junk in a very normal way.
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Hey not everyone who thinks about toilets all day and displays that fact on their car is a weirdo, fyiKarma Comedian posted:Here's a PSA
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Scholtz posted:Hey not everyone who thinks about toilets all day and displays that fact on their car is a weirdo, fyi Ain't wrong. E: The text on the car isn't wrong, that is. The driver is still a weirdo.
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What about all the homosexuals who you also believe are pedophiles, statistically speaking you're more likely to encounter those than trans predators (yes I know he hates them too but my point is stay scared bitch)
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So this is clearly a Halloween costume party. Which means the shark with the hammer tied to its head is there in a costume, and in fact that costume is an rear end in a top hat's idea of what being trans involves. The shark with the hammer tied on is going as a transphobic rear end in a top hat and deserves the side-eye from anyone else for being such a gently caress at a party.
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I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" Also I will be the pedantic nerd who points out that hammerheads are not sexually dimorphic - those are two different species. So whoever made the stupid edit is even stupider than they first appear.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" Yes, thank you! The drat thing was driving me nuts, on all points but especially the bad edit aspect 
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That isn't just a BLÅHAJ joke?
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quote:(This is so sad) This one legit just made me laugh out loud
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If y’all don’t know, those names are real KIA military dudes (not all marines) They are the US troops that died in Afghanistan… in July 2010 And keep getting reposted for  screeds every few years
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That's amazing. Really says it all that they don't give a poo poo if its true or not.
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Yeah to clarify the part I laughed out loud was the random insertion of the song, not the deaths
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That’s what they’re complaining about. We didn’t honor our trups because we’re too busy canceling an old song I haven’t thought about in decades.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" https://twitter.com/faup123/status/1586974251910803459
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"Baby, It's Cold Outside" shouldn't even be considered a Christmas song.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:"Baby, It's Cold Outside" shouldn't even be considered a Christmas song. At least not until we've had an individual ticker tape parade for every individual dead troop, just like the OP of that email insists.
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Every hour of every day you must recite the names Daniel Baker 21, Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 or you don't really support Daniel Baker 21, Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27.
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Its weird that they have numbers in their names most people stop at tommy the third or golgo 13
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May earth be soaked with the blood of those infidels!
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Enjoy some British gammon cringe: I can’t even figure out what the meter is. I think it’s trying to be iambic tetrameter but then it starts dropping beats or putting the stress on the wrong part of the foot.
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This is Biden’s fault.
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TinTower posted:Enjoy some British gammon cringe: Sir, our Wendy's only accepts bitcoin.
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One of my favorite jokes in Good Omens was basically this list with a note at the end saying that the British resisted decimalized currency for decades because they thought it was too complicated.
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I tired to explain pre-decimal currency to my kids and they just thought it was a Dr. Seuss book.
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12 pence to a shilling, 20 shillings to the pound. I'm so glad we smart Americans dumped that poo poo faster than a crate of tea
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The Harry goddamn Potter series was barely aware of the ridiculousness of British society enough to make fun of pre-decimalized currency, but then completely failed to do anything at all with the joke.
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Scrapped pre-decimal currency and then moved to a temperature system where it goes from -18 to 38 centipedes.
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Guavanaut posted:Scrapped pre-decimal currency and then moved to a temperature system where it goes from -18 to 38 centipedes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk Appropriate time for this
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Lemniscate Blue posted:The Harry goddamn Potter series was barely aware of the ridiculousness of British society enough to make fun of pre-decimalized currency, but then completely failed to do anything at all with the joke. The system used prime numbers for the divisions, it would be impossible to make change if you didn't hand wave it away with magic
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