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They have special schools for Santas (plural) and nurses. Coincidence?
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 18:15 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 06:16 |
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Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother?
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 19:56 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother?
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 20:58 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Santa. Satan. Hmm, are they brother? Add George Santos, now you have the unholy trinity
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 16:02 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:31 |
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Honk if you're also thinking about toilets all day.
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:40 |
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Guavanaut posted:Honk if you're also thinking about toilets all day. Thinking about and obsessing over people's junk in a very normal way.
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:41 |
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Hey not everyone who thinks about toilets all day and displays that fact on their car is a weirdo, fyiKarma Comedian posted:Here's a PSA
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:45 |
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for the janitor
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:51 |
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Scholtz posted:Hey not everyone who thinks about toilets all day and displays that fact on their car is a weirdo, fyi Ain't wrong. E: The text on the car isn't wrong, that is. The driver is still a weirdo.
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:04 |
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What about all the homosexuals who you also believe are pedophiles, statistically speaking you're more likely to encounter those than trans predators (yes I know he hates them too but my point is stay scared bitch)
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:46 |
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 21:39 |
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So this is clearly a Halloween costume party. Which means the shark with the hammer tied to its head is there in a costume, and in fact that costume is an rear end in a top hat's idea of what being trans involves. The shark with the hammer tied on is going as a transphobic rear end in a top hat and deserves the side-eye from anyone else for being such a gently caress at a party.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 22:21 |
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I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" Also I will be the pedantic nerd who points out that hammerheads are not sexually dimorphic - those are two different species. So whoever made the stupid edit is even stupider than they first appear.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 22:54 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" Yes, thank you! The drat thing was driving me nuts, on all points but especially the bad edit aspect
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 23:18 |
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That isn't just a BLÅHAJ joke?
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 23:47 |
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quote:(This is so sad) This one legit just made me laugh out loud
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 02:11 |
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If y’all don’t know, those names are real KIA military dudes (not all marines) They are the US troops that died in Afghanistan… in July 2010 And keep getting reposted for screeds every few years Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jan 3, 2024 |
# ? Jan 3, 2024 02:22 |
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That's amazing. Really says it all that they don't give a poo poo if its true or not.
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 02:24 |
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Yeah to clarify the part I laughed out loud was the random insertion of the song, not the deaths
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 02:26 |
That’s what they’re complaining about. We didn’t honor our trups because we’re too busy canceling an old song I haven’t thought about in decades.
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 15:38 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I'd bet that the word balloon was originally coming from the other shark (whose mouth is open), and said something like "My culture is not a costume!" https://twitter.com/faup123/status/1586974251910803459
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 17:34 |
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I laughed
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 18:23 |
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"Baby, It's Cold Outside" shouldn't even be considered a Christmas song.
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 21:03 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:"Baby, It's Cold Outside" shouldn't even be considered a Christmas song. At least not until we've had an individual ticker tape parade for every individual dead troop, just like the OP of that email insists.
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# ? Jan 3, 2024 21:09 |
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Every hour of every day you must recite the names Daniel Baker 21, Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 or you don't really support Daniel Baker 21, Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27.
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 03:10 |
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Its weird that they have numbers in their names most people stop at tommy the third or golgo 13
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 07:24 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 08:19 |
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May earth be soaked with the blood of those infidels!
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# ? Jan 4, 2024 10:08 |
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Enjoy some British gammon cringe: I can’t even figure out what the meter is. I think it’s trying to be iambic tetrameter but then it starts dropping beats or putting the stress on the wrong part of the foot.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:04 |
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This is Biden’s fault.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:06 |
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TinTower posted:Enjoy some British gammon cringe: Sir, our Wendy's only accepts bitcoin.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:33 |
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One of my favorite jokes in Good Omens was basically this list with a note at the end saying that the British resisted decimalized currency for decades because they thought it was too complicated.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:03 |
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I tired to explain pre-decimal currency to my kids and they just thought it was a Dr. Seuss book.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 23:13 |
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12 pence to a shilling, 20 shillings to the pound. I'm so glad we smart Americans dumped that poo poo faster than a crate of tea
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 00:55 |
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The Harry goddamn Potter series was barely aware of the ridiculousness of British society enough to make fun of pre-decimalized currency, but then completely failed to do anything at all with the joke.
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 02:18 |
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Scrapped pre-decimal currency and then moved to a temperature system where it goes from -18 to 38 centipedes.
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 02:24 |
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Guavanaut posted:Scrapped pre-decimal currency and then moved to a temperature system where it goes from -18 to 38 centipedes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk Appropriate time for this
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 02:28 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:The Harry goddamn Potter series was barely aware of the ridiculousness of British society enough to make fun of pre-decimalized currency, but then completely failed to do anything at all with the joke. The system used prime numbers for the divisions, it would be impossible to make change if you didn't hand wave it away with magic
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 03:30 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 06:16 |
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Conspiracy people will go after everything
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 20:34 |