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Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Superman asking Santa to get other people gifts as a kid is such a good character beat.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:36

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ImpAtom posted:

This is from a not particularly great manga called Shojo Null but this particular panel made me laugh.

It's funny because it's true.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 01:07

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Dragon Ball Z (forget which chapter)

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:02

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole?

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:12

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

The_Other posted:

That was from Alan Moore's Top Ten.

Edit: here's a pic from that issue.

Yup! that's what I'm thinking of.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:12

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole?

Plus, he respects and fears him because Santa is magic and could beat him in a fight

# ? Dec 23, 2023 07:12

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Lobok posted:

It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole?

When you put it like that it's clear Santa is the next-to-last son of Krypton.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 07:49

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Discendo Vox posted:

When you put it like that it's clear Santa is the next-to-last son of Krypton.

Well, yeah. That�s why he�s named Kring-El.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 07:57

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

# ? Dec 23, 2023 08:01

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Somebody post the Final Crisis edit this weekend.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 08:25

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

davidspackage posted:

Plus, he respects and fears him because Santa is magic and could beat him in a fight

Well duh, Santa is strong enough to deliver coal to Darkseid.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 08:25

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Open Marriage Night posted:

Somebody post the Final Crisis edit this weekend.

I'm your huckleberry

# ? Dec 23, 2023 15:09

MH Knights: Aug 4, 2007

The_Other posted:

That was from Alan Moore's Top Ten.

Edit: here's a pic from that issue.

Love the random mini-Doom in the upper right panel.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:42

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

House of Secrets #53 (1962)

# ? Dec 23, 2023 18:35

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Guy gets isekai'd and wants to have a chill world and gets the skill All Locals Love Him Unconditionally, but gets sent to a cruel evil demon murder world.
Gets trained and basically starts using Being Cute to fight.

_{Right to Left}

_{Zangyaku Sugiru Isekai demo Suzuki wa Kawaii - Chapter 10}
_{aka Even If I Was Reincarnated Into This Cruel World, My Cuteness Will Save Everyone!}

Series got cancelled, so it got wrapped up in a dumb way, but it was pretty fun.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 23:04

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Well what happened next

# ? Dec 23, 2023 23:11

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Surf's Up, Pikachu #2 (1999)

# ? Dec 24, 2023 18:21

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

site posted:

Well what happened next

Series ends in the next chapter, the panels are just funnier without the extra 2 above. It was a fun concept that felt like it could have been capitalised on a bit better had it been left to run for more chapters.

Felt like it was trying to be Mairimashita! Iruma-kun 2.0, which is also potentially why it got cancelled - as it's very similar.

# ? Dec 24, 2023 22:30

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Fantastic Four #143 (1974)

# ? Dec 25, 2023 18:55

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That's Medusa in front of Richards, right? The only reason they aren't two people associated with the F4 most suited for surviving a trap door is because Johnny can fly and Susan can make invisible platforms.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 09:09

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

"The door is opening beneath their feet and they are falling into the deep! They don't stand a chance!"

# ? Dec 26, 2023 09:33

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Ghost Rider 2099 #6 (1994)

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:12

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Keen Detective Funnies #2 (1939)

# ? Dec 27, 2023 19:14

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Surf's Up, Pikachu #2 (1999)

# ? Dec 28, 2023 23:20

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Darthemed posted:

Surf's Up, Pikachu #2 (1999)

God Team Rocket makes so much more since if you just assume Giovani was soused off his rear end 24/7

# ? Dec 28, 2023 23:35

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Forget it op, it's Pokemon logic. That plan would have worked if he hadn't farmed it out to Team Rocket's B team. I don't know why he even employs them anymore.

# ? Dec 28, 2023 23:57

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Tales to Astonish #14 (1960)

# ? Dec 29, 2023 16:45

SpiritOfLenin: Apr 29, 2013; be happy :3

Darthemed posted:

Surf's Up, Pikachu #2 (1999)

drunk Giovanni going "okie-dokie" is incredible

# ? Dec 29, 2023 22:21

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Darthemed posted:

Tales to Astonish #14 (1960)

If you steal them from the past they're not antiques, merely contemporary items made in an antique style. It's the passage of time that makes them antique. Better off burying them somewhere and dig them up in the present.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:34

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Kwyndig posted:

If you steal them from the past they're not antiques, merely contemporary items made in an antique style. It's the passage of time that makes them antique. Better off burying them somewhere and dig them up in the present.

This reminds of the Twilight Zone episode "Of Late I Think of Cliffordville." In 1963, a rich old gently caress makes a deal with the devil to go back in time to 1910 and buy oil-producing acreage for cheap, only to face the dawning realization that the required extraction technology won't exist until 1937.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 02:55

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

PainterofCrap posted:

This reminds of the Twilight Zone episode "Of Late I Think of Cliffordville." In 1963, a rich old gently caress makes a deal with the devil to go back in time to 1910 and buy oil-producing acreage for cheap, only to face the dawning realization that the required extraction technology won't exist until 1937.

That kind of reminds me of the episode, "The Rip Van Winkle Caper", where a scientist and a bunch of criminals steal a million in gold, then go into cryogenic sleep for 100 years.

Turns out that 100 years in the future, people have discovered how to synthesize gold and it therefore holds no value, also the thieves end up killing each other before they even find that out

# ? Dec 30, 2023 03:28

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Kwyndig posted:

If you steal them from the past they're not antiques, merely contemporary items made in an antique style. It's the passage of time that makes them antique. Better off burying them somewhere and dig them up in the present.

This happens in an Uncle Scrooge comic where Scrooge goes back in time to acquire some authentic papyrus from ancient Egypt. Donald reminds him of what you said and proposes the same idea, but when they return to the present, they find a pyramid had been built on top of their stash.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 03:31

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

Kwyndig posted:

If you steal them from the past they're not antiques, merely contemporary items made in an antique style. It's the passage of time that makes them antique. Better off burying them somewhere and dig them up in the present.

PainterofCrap posted:

This reminds of the Twilight Zone episode "Of Late I Think of Cliffordville." In 1963, a rich old gently caress makes a deal with the devil to go back in time to 1910 and buy oil-producing acreage for cheap, only to face the dawning realization that the required extraction technology won't exist until 1937.

It also came up in an Isaac Asimov short story, called "Button, Button". A scientist invented a way to look back in time, and even to make items viewed that way real, and he wants to get some funding to improve his method. The constraints are that A) nobody apart from the nephew he recruits to help can know about the technology until it's perfected, B) it can't look more than 200 years back in time, and C) it can only create a few grams of material. They decide to get the signature of Button Gwinnett from the US Declaration of Independence, since his signature is quite valuable to collectors. It works, they get their signature, and send it off to be authenticated. They get back a note congratulating them on the forgery; the signature is quite correct, but they pulled it off the Declaration of Independence as it was in 1776, on fresh parchment rather than 200yo parchment.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 05:03

Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

Uhhhh

Excalibur vol 1, number 39

# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:42

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Darthemed posted:

Tales to Astonish #14 (1960)

Congratulations you made a house

# ? Dec 30, 2023 07:26

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Ghost Rider 2099 #7 (1994)

# ? Dec 30, 2023 14:44

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Dr. Hormone (1940)

Darthemed posted:

Kennel fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 21:32

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

At least that's somewhat possible with hormones, although growing that fast would require millions of calories and would be absolutely agonizing. I wouldn't pick boy scouts to grow up though, a lot of them are maladjusted and in the scouts in the hope that discipline will sort them out. At least, in my experience with the boy scouts.

# ? Dec 30, 2023 22:16