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quote:you will receive a cool gift from Egeez App, when it is available, man that is a load-bearing "when" if I ever saw one
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:10 |
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I still don't understand what Egeez provides that I can't get from buying direct from the manufacturer
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:10 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I still don't understand what Egeez provides that I can't get from buying direct from the manufacturer what they provide is that Nathen gets some of the money; right now businesses are making the mistake of selling goods to consumers without letting Nathen wet his beak but (oh, geez!) Egeez corrects this oversight
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:13 |
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Frank Frank posted:lol lmao Lol this is fantastic, and on my birthday no less. God bless Nathen, this thread, and every one of us here together.
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:25 |
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Frank Frank posted:Oh god, Nathen Mazri.com has been redesigned for the umpteenth time and it's even more incomprehensible than ever. It now includes an (auto)biographical-style blog post with the individual parts of the post labaled "INTRO" "BODY" and "CONCLUSION" in bold which I am just going to assume were editing placeholders that he just forgot to take out. I don't think ya'll are ready for Nathen's new nonsensical imaginary business buzzword, BRANDNOMICS. Disruptive first-mover? Aren't those opposites? What are you disrupting if you're there first?
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 21:00 |
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He's disrupting proper use of buzzwords
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 21:17 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Lol this is fantastic, and on my birthday no less. God bless Nathen, this thread, and every one of us here together. Wishing you an entergaging birthday, Katrinka.
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 22:07 |
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Imagine the feelings of the dude who attended that BRANDNOMICS "presentation". https://www.arabianbusiness.com/lists/449004-2020-worlds-most-powerful-saudis-hh-sultan-bin-mohammed-bin-saud-al-kabeer
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:17 |
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Millions of untapped licensed products! What the christ, Nathen
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:22 |
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Gonna fill out Nathens survey and have him stocking Goregrind and harsh noise merch.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 01:01 |
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If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...the Integrator Clearly he integrates lower limbs back onto the main part of your body; I suppose that is a decent metaphor for EGeez
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 01:05 |
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Frank Frank posted:Anyone looking for a job? If so, you should consider being THE INTEGRATOR: There's gotta be a calculus joke in here someplace... like he's obviously easy enough to integrate by substituting with a large language model, clearly nobody will even notice Akratic Method posted:Disruptive first-mover? Aren't those opposites? What are you disrupting if you're there first? Hey now, that first bowel movement of the day can be quite disruptive, depending on what I ate last night
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 02:40 |
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There is only one Egeez employee, Nathen, so he can go INTEGRATE himself.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 03:01 |
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Shameful he’s leaving ENTERGRATING to someone else.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 03:09 |
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Frank Frank posted:
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 03:32 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...the Integrator Nathen the Grafted
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:24 |
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I wonder how perplexed and bemused that prince was listening to Nathen talk about this horseshit
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:29 |
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My friend did a long business trip to Saudi Arabia, they were out in the rural areas doing mining infrastructure stuff. They ask their interpreter, what does that banner say in the town plaza? It said: Weekly beheadings, here in the plaza! Airport staff deleted all their photos when they flew out.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:33 |
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peanut posted:My friend did a long business trip to Saudi Arabia, they were out in the rural areas doing mining infrastructure stuff. What’s the point? Everything is saved to the cloud nowadays.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:36 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I still don't understand what Egeez provides that I can't get from buying direct from the manufacturer According to Nathen the answer seems to be”ease of access” because buying direct from the IP owner can be hard* and if you buy through a 3rd party you could be buying dirty foreign knockoff goods. *citation needed
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:46 |
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istewart posted:There's gotta be a calculus joke in here someplace... like he's obviously easy enough to integrate by substituting with a large language model, clearly nobody will even notice If there’s one thing that Nathen is teally good at, it’s differentiating himself from the competition
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:55 |
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Scientastic posted:If there’s one thing that Nathen is teally good at, it’s differentiating himself from the competition Sir, I'm going to need you to prove that Nathen is competing with anyone for anything.
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 08:15 |
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https://x.com/nathenmazri/status/1740254669673488664?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q Didn’t work when I linked it for some reason but this is what he was referring to: https://x.com/beeple/status/1347406074685566977?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 09:29 |
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Prince bin Salman, if you think about it, eGeez is like setting up a huge oil well that sucks up all the raw licensing fluid from the ground and lets you pump it through a licensing pipeline all the way to a licensing terminal where it's loaded onto licensing tankers and shipped to licensing factories in China
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 09:40 |
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Hedenius posted:https://x.com/nathenmazri/status/1740254669673488664?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q Yeah it is and it fuckin sucks, Nathfied!
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 10:11 |
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Nathen paying for a vanity press release service to put out an article about how he couldn't get funding from the real housewives and the hulkster is both completely on brand in addition to being ridiculously funny. I can only imagine the person getting paid $15 an hour to write about generic product launches from big companies trying to decipher Nathen's incomprehensible business buzz word gibberish but I'll give them credit for keeping it together even if they clearly had no idea what was going on.quote:Thanks to Garfield and Scooby-Doo, Nathen Mazri’s experience at GarfieldEATS and Scooby-Doo EATS was instrumental in unveiling a massive $340 billion conundrum in the licensing sector. He recognized a crucial gap: there wasn’t an effective platform linking fans directly with licensees. This disconnect made acquiring licensed products a cumbersome and often expensive ordeal. Armed with this realization, Nathen embarked on a mission to devise a solution since 2021—a platform specifically designed to bridge this gap, ensuring that fans could easily and affordably access their favorite licensed merchandise and licensees can easily be discovered to the right audience and not only limited to the top 5 giants manufacturers only such as Hasbro and others. Egeez actually solves more than ten problems with amazing new features and it is not just an app, but Nathen declined to comment further. quote:Understanding the scope of his ambitious project Egeez and Ai, Nathen Mazri was aware that substantial funding was crucial for its realization. He set a target to secure $4 million in pre-seed capital, a vital step for launching and scaling up the platform. The development of a ready prototype was made possible by the early investment from Fadi (Eddy) El-Masri, co-founder. Nathen’s journey in acquiring this capital sheds light on the intricate dynamics of startup financing and the venture capital landscape. He even met and spoke to two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills funny enough, but he says “they are rich made for waste sadly. They don’t get it! Such people never end up solving big problems in the world even if you tried to educate them.” https://usawire.com/nathen-mazri-licensing-revolution-from-garfieldeats-to-egeez/amp/
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:09 |
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I feel like “Nathen Mazri on an awkward phone call with Hulk Hogan” is a bad Whose Line is it Anyway prompt
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:23 |
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Still mystified how Egeez is supposed to save anybody money The only possible way I can think of is if you consider buying unlicensed merchandise an extra cost - “oh no, this is a COUNTERFEIT Mickey Mouse backpack!!! I must burn it immediately to protect THE BRAND”
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:41 |
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He isn’t pushing it as a way for consumers to make money. It saves money for BRAND while reassuring consumers that they are only buying officially licensed merchandise
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:43 |
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Also: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1ZyI9bJMCm/?igsh=ZHFyc2V6Y2VhMTQ0
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 07:13 |
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lmao
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 07:19 |
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finally we're getting to garfieldPISS
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 08:18 |
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Beached Whale posted:Nathen paying for a vanity press release service to put out an article about how he couldn't get funding from the real housewives and the hulkster is both completely on brand in addition to being ridiculously funny. I can only imagine the person getting paid $15 an hour to write about generic product launches from big companies trying to decipher Nathen's incomprehensible business buzz word gibberish but I'll give them credit for keeping it together even if they clearly had no idea what was going on.
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 08:31 |
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david_a posted:Still mystified how Egeez is supposed to save anybody money I don't even know what it's even supposed to do.
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 11:24 |
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I love the fact that Nathen made a big deal about auctioning off that orange Garfield suit because he finally accepted the fact that the Garfield chapter of his life was over or w/e but he clearly just went and bought a new one.
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 17:54 |
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Knormal posted:I don't think that's a vanity writer, and if it is their English is terrible. I'm pretty sure that's yet more AI, and I wouldn't be surprised if it pulled that Real Housewives and Hulk Hogan stuff out of the digital aether. I hope it's true though. i agree with the original interpretation
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:01 |
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Frank Frank posted:I love the fact that Nathen made a big deal about auctioning off that orange Garfield suit because he finally accepted the fact that the Garfield chapter of his life was over or w/e but he clearly just went and bought a new one. the garfield chapter of his life will never be over
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:04 |
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It's a chapter that's over, but it's the only chapter in the book, so he keeps rereading it
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:10 |
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MrQwerty posted:the garfield chapter of his life will never be over Buddy, it was over a long time ago. He’s just in Garfield denial
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 18:11 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:58 |
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He’s a narcissist who can’t come to terms with his restaurant’s failure, so Garfield will haunt him until he loving dies
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