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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Goddamn do I love lengua.

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hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

There was this Japanese BBQ restaurant in NYC years ago that went under during covid and they had something called the tongue experience on the menu which was I believe 3 different parts of beef tongue that all tasted surprisingly different. Wish that place was still in business

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Look, just because a food that normally isn't green is green doesn't mean it's disgusting. Someone should write a book explaining this.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
that the picture clearly has four pancakes not two as described

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



maybeadracula posted:

that the picture clearly has four pancakes not two as described

His order grew two sizes that year

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Sir Lemming posted:

Look, just because a food that normally isn't green is green doesn't mean it's disgusting. Someone should write a book explaining this.

tbh if the green eggs and ham eventually had Grinch santorum on top, I'd kick Sam's rear end.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Yes it’s extremely common to have them as a side dish. Do you live somewhere with no mexicans?

I can see it as a side dish, it's just weird to see a whole bowl of it. I'd be similarly surprised by someone being served a big bowl of mashed potatoes with a spoon for lunch.

Canada. I can't be sure, but our version of mexican food is likely even less authentic than taco bell. Do y'all have mexi-fries?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Facebook Aunt posted:

I can see it as a side dish, it's just weird to see a whole bowl of it. I'd be similarly surprised by someone being served a big bowl of mashed potatoes with a spoon for lunch.

Canada. I can't be sure, but our version of mexican food is likely even less authentic than taco bell. Do y'all have mexi-fries?



i'm biased i guess because i will totally eat a bunch of beans out of a can like a hobo. looks like you just can get black or pinto bowls these days.

this yankee would call those things tater tots. our mexi fries look like this.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


uber_stoat posted:

i'm biased i guess because i will totally eat a bunch of beans out of a can like a hobo. looks like you just can get black or pinto bowls these days.

this yankee would call those things tater tots. our mexi fries look like this.



Had those Taco Bell grilled cheese fries the other day. Lol they were great! :shepface:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

being british we don't have as easy access to tater tots as americans but years ago i was treated to 'totchos' in new orleans by some shitfaced woman i'd met on tinder and her friends. ate them then smoked a joint with a random guy outside before going home, A+ would do again.

when i was high relatively recently i had a very strong visualisation of my own take on totchos i wanted to make, so wrote a note with the ingredients to hopefully do it one day if i can be arsed making my own tater tots or using croquettes or something. the list goes thus:

tater tots
crispy onion
bacon
sour cream
jalapenos
cheese

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Butterfly Valley posted:

Because there's so many interesting things out there they I haven't experienced yet and if some people like them then there must be some value in them.

:yeah:

This is my philosophy. I've had a few things that I'll probably not order again for a while, and it can be a challenge to get into some foods, but then it opens up a whole door for new experiences. Folding a cuisine I'm not used to into my life is really rewarding - if millions of people wake up in the morning to a hot bowl of rice and natto, there has to be something to it, and I want to know what.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Not saying that isn't a worthwhile pursuit, but most people eat what they eat for breakfast because it's available and imbued with cultural inertia, not for any inherently meaningful reason.

People in the US might eat oatmeal or grits or cream of wheat for their wet warm slop, but it's almost entirely happenstance of birth location and parent preference. Switching from Wheatina to Quaker Oats isn't exactly a spiritual awakening.


Switching from Canadian Bacon to basically any other pork product might be, though

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Sir Lemming posted:

Look, just because a food that normally isn't green is green doesn't mean it's disgusting. Someone should write a book explaining this.

i guarantee you those pancakes make you poop green tho

Totally Reasonable
Jan 8, 2008

aaag mirrors

It's kinda fun to go to those American-Chinese/Pan Asian places that have like 800 menu items, and order something at random. A lot of times, you and the cook are both experiencing it for the first time.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
When I was growing up, a family friend adopted a girl from China. They got some recent Chinese immigrants who ran a restaurant nearby to teach their daughter Chinese so she'd have some connection to her original home.

I went to a birthday party they hosted for her at the restaurant. There was absolutely nothing off the American Chinese menu except white rice. They prepared a whole feast of traditional dishes that they would themselves have for a celebration.

I honestly don't know what half the poo poo I ate even was that day, but it was an amazing experience.

I doubt I'd ever eat jellyfish again on purpose, it was a very unpleasant texture to me and basically no flavor of its own anyway.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Magic Hate Ball posted:

:yeah:

This is my philosophy. I've had a few things that I'll probably not order again for a while, and it can be a challenge to get into some foods, but then it opens up a whole door for new experiences. Folding a cuisine I'm not used to into my life is really rewarding - if millions of people wake up in the morning to a hot bowl of rice and natto, there has to be something to it, and I want to know what.

A lot of people are put off by the texture, but I really like the taste of natto, it's rich and nutty and savory, it's really nice.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Sir Lemming posted:

Look, just because a food that normally isn't green is green doesn't mean it's disgusting. Someone should write a book explaining this.

The Grinch poop on top really seals the deal, but I'm also not a fan of the idea of icing and candy hearts on a pancake.

maybeadracula posted:

I doubt I'd ever eat jellyfish again on purpose, it was a very unpleasant texture to me and basically no flavor of its own anyway.

I guess I should probably try it next time I have the opportunity since I know if more people really liked to eat jellyfish it'd be really convenient with how jellyfish are wildly overpopulating the seas. But I guess we haven't really had much success purposefully eating overabundant species down to manageable levels. Except maybe deer.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Still remember how one of the Ramona Quimby books had a plot point about how her parents were poor and tried to sneakily serve them tongue one night for dinner because it was cheap. The kids were mortified and it was seen as the ultimate betrayal

I wonder if that caused a whole generation to spurn tongue forevermore

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Could be, for a long time, that was the first thing that came to my mind whenever tongue was ever mentioned in context of food

I haven’t tried it but I would if given the opportunity, along with heart; they’re both muscle so they don’t register the same way to me as organ meat does

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSuUnuohFwY

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


root beer posted:

Could be, for a long time, that was the first thing that came to my mind whenever tongue was ever mentioned in context of food

I haven’t tried it but I would if given the opportunity, along with heart; they’re both muscle so they don’t register the same way to me as organ meat does

My family had fights at Thanksgiving and Christmas over getting to eat the turkey hearts, they're tasty.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Beef heart is delicious, it tastes like a nice tender cut of steak and looks very little like an organ. At least that's my experience when I've had it at Peruvian restaurants.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Sometimes, I'm very glad that I went vegan.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I really want that meat, it looks delicious, but the spurting is ew.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

The Grinch poop on top really seals the deal, but I'm also not a fan of the idea of icing and candy hearts on a pancake.

I guess I should probably try it next time I have the opportunity since I know if more people really liked to eat jellyfish it'd be really convenient with how jellyfish are wildly overpopulating the seas. But I guess we haven't really had much success purposefully eating overabundant species down to manageable levels. Except maybe deer.

Jellyfish is great but it really is more of a texture thing, all the flavour comes from the sauce. Usually it's covered in chilies, soy sauce and sesame oil here. Good stuff.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

She posted:

I really want that meat, it looks delicious, but the spurting is ew.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Meat doesn't spurt like that, there was a tube I promise.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Kenning posted:

Meat doesn't spurt like that, there was a tube I promise.

This. Also the whole "lift half a brisket to your face and take a bite" is awful. I get that it's for the likes, but goddamn, just slice it like a normal human being.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Ibblebibble posted:

Jellyfish is great but it really is more of a texture thing, all the flavour comes from the sauce. Usually it's covered in chilies, soy sauce and sesame oil here. Good stuff.

the one time i had jellyfish yeah the sauce was good but the texture was like soft chicken gristle, i couldn't handle it

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Tbh i find texture is way more important to if i like a food then flavor, like coconut makes my brain scream in shredded form but i like it as a drink

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

NinjaDebugger posted:

My family had fights at Thanksgiving and Christmas over getting to eat the turkey hearts, they're tasty.

How similar are they to chicken hearts, aka the BEST part of the Brazilian BBQ experience?

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Creature posted:

How similar are they to chicken hearts, aka the BEST part of the Brazilian BBQ experience?

Pretty similar. They're bigger, but still tough little bundle of flavor.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Totally Reasonable posted:

It's kinda fun to go to those American-Chinese/Pan Asian places that have like 800 menu items, and order something at random. A lot of times, you and the cook are both experiencing it for the first time.
I used to bartend at one. One day someone from out of town and asked for recommendations off the legit Cantonese menu, so he got the spicy fried chicken thing that was always fantastic. He also asked what the "crispy tiny fish" dish was, I told him I had no idea and had never seen it ordered before. It was lightly battered and fried whole tiny fish. Not sure what else I was expecting, but it was alright tbh.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

mandatory lesbian posted:

Tbh i find texture is way more important to if i like a food then flavor, like coconut makes my brain scream in shredded form but i like it as a drink

I'm the opposite for some reason. bring on your goops and tapioca pearls. I eat my nachos with a fork :unsmigghh:

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Give me slop with some texture
This is my nacho fork

Tapioca
Small fishies
Don't give a f*ck
If my dinner is squishy

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FFT posted:

I used to bartend at one. One day someone from out of town and asked for recommendations off the legit Cantonese menu, so he got the spicy fried chicken thing that was always fantastic. He also asked what the "crispy tiny fish" dish was, I told him I had no idea and had never seen it ordered before. It was lightly battered and fried whole tiny fish. Not sure what else I was expecting, but it was alright tbh.

How do you keep tiny fish in stock if nobody ever orders them?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do you keep tiny fish in stock if nobody ever orders them?

They don’t take up much space

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

First of May posted:

Give me slop with some texture
This is my nacho fork

Tapioca
Small fishies
Don't give a f*ck
If my dinner is squishy

:vince:

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Data Graham posted:

Still remember how one of the Ramona Quimby books had a plot point about how her parents were poor and tried to sneakily serve them tongue one night for dinner because it was cheap. The kids were mortified and it was seen as the ultimate betrayal

I wonder if that caused a whole generation to spurn tongue forevermore
Reminds me of my only real exposure to margarine as a kid being Matilda(the book, idk about the movie) associating it with horrible poverty.





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