Lobok posted:

That goon summarized why I liked the opening of Baldur's Gate 3 so much. Like I picture D&D as mostly swords & sorcery high fantasy stuff but here come some Cthulhu aliens with their spaceships that rip through different planes of existence and little walking, talking brains that help a bro out.

Lobok posted:

It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole?

Discendo Vox posted:

When you put it like that it's clear Santa is the next-to-last son of Krypton.

Mr. Maltose posted:

Well, yeah. That’s why he’s named Kring-El.

sebmojo posted:

quote:

this ice is the only thing in the world that can turn ANYTHING Hungarian

Captain Hygiene posted:

But enough about F.A.T.A.L.

Mr Teatime posted:

Hnng, I’m trying to sneak through bab al-mandab, but my cargo is dummy Thicc and the clap of the rubber lust buttocks keeps alerting the Houthis.

Hooplah posted:

if you care about the story in your fantasy game you're already lost

Blue Footed Booby posted:

what

sebmojo posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

If you want a completely different fantasy experience I recomend Amazing Cultivation Simulator. To be fair there are swords and a few dragons (but they are weird Asian dragons). Your village is trying to obtain immorality through study of the elements but there are 5 elements and none of them are air. If you are a westerner the whole thing is incredibly obtuse and nothing feels intuitive, but you're never sure if that is because you are too dumb to function in an unfamiliar fantasy world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRG61jRAFQ0

BigHead posted:

I know it's a typo but lol at a village trying to obtain immorality. A video game where the goal is for a whole village to vote for Trump, watch anime porn, cut in line at the post office, and throw away leftovers.

BigHead posted:

I know it's a typo but lol at a village trying to obtain immorality. A video game where the goal is for a whole village to vote for Trump, watch anime porn, cut in line at the post office, and throw away leftovers.

Nuns with Guns posted:

Who had the red title about some really awful spaghetti sauce?

a box of teeth posted:

Some of us have seen videos of people being killed. While you sit back and watch the video, it doesnt strike you very much because violence in movies has desensitized us. But it's much different when you see it in person.

I was riding home from work today on the bus, listening to metal and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Just wait til you figure out which One Piece villain is visually based on Eminem.

Hel posted:

Is it the guy with the small straw hat? because it provides slim shade.

EorayMel posted:

I saw a man die today

Jose posted:

so uh other than the solution i found online of killing myself and resurrecting is there any other way to fix a dislocated shoulder?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Just wait til you figure out which One Piece villain is visually based on Eminem.

Hel posted:

Is it the guy with the small straw hat? because it provides slim shade.

EorayMel posted:

I saw a man die today

Theophany posted:

I'm actually mad that I fell for this. It's been so long.

Inceltown posted:

I'm mad you fell for it too. We thought better of you.

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Who is this we

Inceltown posted:

Royal 'we'. I'm posting royalty.

EorayMel posted:

I saw a man die today

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

correcting less Vs fewer is like a drug to me

shitface posted:

you should do that fewer

Cactus Ghost posted:

what ever happened with his meth tunnel in texas

Serfer posted:

she's suing him for custody

SimonChris posted:

Smythe posted:

I'd rather get my balls pumped off by eels and poison bugs than read this thread. I'd rather jam a can of kerosene up my rear end ream myself with an active tiki torch than endure this piece of poo poo thread. Hell, I'd prefer to strap myself into an iron maiden and have every dear richard letter read to me than plunder these pathetic pages.