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quote:If Joe lands a second term (by means of cheating)
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 23:05 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:31 |
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Remember, "every accusation from the right is a confession." If they are accusing Biden of cheating in 2020 it means they definitely cheated in 2016, they tried to cheat in 2020, and they plan to cheat some more in 2024. Trazz fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Dec 30, 2023 |
# ? Dec 30, 2023 23:27 |
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The Islamic Shock posted:It is inconceivable to him that a Democrat could ever win the Presidency by legitimate means ever again. Despite the popular vote going their way once since 1988. Remember, even when Trump won in 2016, they still said the Democrats cheated. Trump claimed he won the popular vote with margins so massive they overcame the fraudulent votes. It's taken as a truism that the GOP wins every fair election, that's why they are always screaming about their "silent majority."
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 00:16 |
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I dont know posted:Remember, even when Trump won in 2016, they still said the Democrats cheated. Trump claimed he won the popular vote with margins so massive they overcame the fraudulent votes. It's taken as a truism that the GOP wins every fair election, that's why they are always screaming about their "silent majority." Worst way to rig an election I've ever heard of.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 00:35 |
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Vib Rib posted:This is just the funniest, most kindergarten tier possible understanding of cheating. Like Dems just threw in 1,000,000 extra votes and called it a day. They didn't head off the final read or convert votes or any number of ways a win could be ensured. They didn't even do "whatever you say +1", which is bush league. They just made a flat, baseline addition and figured that should be enough, so if enough people just vote, you can beat it anyway. Nobody gets arrested for that who isn't a citizen Well clearly every single police department in the country has to be complicit in this because there definitely wouldn't be tons of small town racist sheriffs partying hard for the next month if that poo poo really happened I'm just kidding of course, thinking a whole whopping thirty seconds about an obvious lie is a bridge too far for them when the whole point is blind acceptance
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 01:06 |
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Plucky little USA.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 01:10 |
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Vib Rib posted:This is just the funniest, most kindergarten tier possible understanding of cheating. Like Dems just threw in 1,000,000 extra votes and called it a day. They didn't head off the final read or convert votes or any number of ways a win could be ensured. They didn't even do "whatever you say +1", which is bush league. They just made a flat, baseline addition and figured that should be enough, so if enough people just vote, you can beat it anyway. They have to square the circle of: Democrats cheat in every election but also it's important that you go out and vote Republican anyway.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 01:26 |
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Vib Rib posted:This is just the funniest, most kindergarten tier possible understanding of cheating. Like Dems just threw in 1,000,000 extra votes and called it a day. They didn't head off the final read or convert votes or any number of ways a win could be ensured. They didn't even do "whatever you say +1", which is bush league. They just made a flat, baseline addition and figured that should be enough, so if enough people just vote, you can beat it anyway. My favorite kindergarten moment was Trump getting mad that votes were being counted late into the night, as if the moment the clock strikes midnight everyone has to stop counting and you just go with whoever has more at that point.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 01:40 |
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Clay Bennett Matt Davies Ann Telnaes Lee Judge Mike Smith David M. Hitch Darrin Bell Randall Enos Amjad Rasmi
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 03:33 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Ann Telnaes Does baby new year have a Hitler stache in this one? Is that the joke?
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 05:11 |
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the_steve posted:Does baby new year have a Hitler stache in this one? Is that the joke? Yep, that's it. The title of her post is "Autocracy is growing worldwide for 2024".
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 05:24 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Yep, that's it. The title of her post is "Autocracy is growing worldwide for 2024". The only thing wrong here is that 2023 is alarmed at it. People suck and have been supporting fascism for years.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 05:40 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 07:07 |
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I assume Fishman wants Trump elected, which is almost certainly what's going to happen, so I'd think he would be looking forward to 2024.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 07:31 |
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Holy poo poo, a loving joke!
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 08:34 |
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L. Ron DeSantis posted:I assume Fishman wants Trump elected, which is almost certainly what's going to happen, so I'd think he would be looking forward to 2024. Yeah, but "election season is ugly and exhausting" is an evergreen topic.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 09:08 |
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Hey, speaking of things that are ugly and exhausting, it's time once again for I mean, I'm pretty okay with this. Those pimp hat robot enforcers (again, the phrases this comic obligates me to type) are annoying. Why, of all the loving things, would you have a robot use an eye scanner? It's a robot! It's probably able to communicate wirelessly with the security system! In fact, it definitely is! This is stupid and not even in a political way! I want you to look at panel 3 there and keep that in mind for later, because it's dumb. The hats shot at her. Why is she moving backward? Was she hit? Is she dodging? If she's dodging, why does she look like the movement was involuntary? This is the sort of thing they'd do on Saturday cartoons to keep the action ambiguous, and it makes no sense for Tatsuya to do it here. Good thing he saw that convenient advertisement! However it was that he saw it, because that is not well-established. (It's probably in the window he's looking at in panel 1, but you would want a smaller version of the ad to be visible in that window if you wanted to sell that.) Now, see, panel 4 is what panel 3 up there should have been. It is very clear what's happening. In fact, this whole strip is pretty decent; you can generally see who is where, you get an idea of the stakes, the action happens, it concludes on a bit of a cliffhanger. This is actually like a C+/B- kind of situation. It seems like the boss has turned away from the dying/dead zombieish prostitute to look at a monitor. But actually, this is a different character that is just dressed exactly the same way, who is communicating with the boss. (Note the missing cane.) Probably you should lose the third panel and devote one panel to sticking with the action instead to make this clear but also to keep the connection to the actual plot. Yes, there's no explicitly political content this week, so I'm just nitpicking the comic's construction. This one actually isn't bad either! He's really pulling out of stops to resolve this plotline by... wait, what? It's December 31st already? drat it, Tatsuya. Pettyfest
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:06 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:
It looks like she's just been caught by a particularly strong wind gust but still managing to stay in one place. While the shots fire around her. Those hats can't aim for poo poo.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 14:13 |
idonotlikepeas posted:
Hasn't this guy been defeated three times already?
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:45 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:This one actually isn't bad either! He's really pulling out of stops to resolve this plotline by... wait, what? It's December 31st already? drat it, Tatsuya. It's a good thing Ishida spent this week focusing on the story line that definitionally needs to be completed by January 1st, right? Right?
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:56 |
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For someone who's against sex work, Tats sure does love drawing sex workers.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:04 |
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also : Heck A Tease? like i get he's going Hecate but there's gotta be a better rename, something that isn't so hack. but then again it's tatsuya so maybe i'm expecting too much
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:07 |
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Alhazred posted:Hasn't this guy been defeated three times already? I’m assuming we’ll get a Trans Pimp or something similarly stupid, rendering this comic pointless like all the rest. Unless the pink girl stays dead and we’re spared at least one obnoxious character in 2024.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:18 |
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Observer: "So much for a happy new year – Climate change, war, famine… what other joys does 2024 have in store?" Sunday Telegraph: Sunday Times: Mail on Sunday: How Britain's police are failing to tackle crime: Watchdog reveals how cops are missing leads to solve burglaries, thefts and assaults, and are arriving late at crime scenes - with more than half of forces across the country deemed 'inadequate' Happy New Year, politooners!
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:22 |
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DalaranJ posted:It's a good thing Ishida spent this week focusing on the story line that definitionally needs to be completed by January 1st, right? He could wrap this up in one more week, if he chose to. Which means that all he had to do to make it fit in was drop one week of strips about the Jews controlling the world through money and pedophilia. Pants Donkey posted:There was a different pimp before. This one was the Woke Pimp. Even if she dies, she'll just be replaced by another girl who's a different color. There is no escape. There is no escape.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:43 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:There is no escape. There is no escape. 2024 thread title?
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:56 |
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Ruben Bolling Lalo Alcaraz Brian McFadden Nick Anderson 1 2 Mike Lukovich 1 2 3 Pedro Molina 1 2 Clay Jones 1 2 3 4
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 17:34 |
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Because nothing says "I am the one true feminism understander" like gratuitous panty shots.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:31 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:40 |
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Technowolf posted:Ruben Bolling This thread is usually a wretched hive of scum and villainy so I am grateful for the genuine laughter here to finish the year.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:43 |
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I'm guessing this... isn't actually about how asylum seekers are required to apply via a bullshit app even if they're in the middle of the loving desert and may not have access to phones, let alone places to charge them? (Portable chargers are one thing mutual aid workers try to provide, along with, y'know... loving food and shelter because these people are stuck outdoors and not being provided for in any way.) Or maybe it is? I dunno what Jones is saying here.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:45 |
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New thread goes up some time tomorrow. Enjoy your celebrations, for Monday begins a year of presidential election cartoons
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 19:48 |
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After The War posted:I'm guessing this... isn't actually about how asylum seekers are required to apply via a bullshit app even if they're in the middle of the loving desert and may not have access to phones, let alone places to charge them? It's a joke about Apple Watches being banned from being imported because Apple lost a patent lawsuit.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:08 |
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Claytoon's Trump caricature is asking too much of me.
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 20:50 |
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Happy New Year. Downes: Broelman: Badiucao: Knight: Lethbridge: Leak, Son of Leak:
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:28 |
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is it ethical to kill baby new year?
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:35 |
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cause im gonna
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:36 |
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World Famous W posted:is it ethical to kill baby new year? It would at least spare her the fate of being Ishida's newest prostitot. Edit: Tweet full of content https://twitter.com/claytoonz/status/1741468564719059395?t=hRVFdVVD3a4yFq03oJaQlg&s=19 the_steve fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 31, 2023 |
# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:44 |
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Technowolf posted:Nick Anderson maybe "but is the baby ok?" or simply "how's the baby?" this comes close to implying the gop actually care about the fetus rather than just have no regard for the mother's life
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# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:59 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:31 |
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Are NYE cartoons ever anything but the old man saying to the baby "next year will be worse"? Granted in this case it's probably true but are there any different takes on it? E: I don't remember the history of how this trope came about in the first place L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jan 1, 2024 |
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