NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Idiots should have let Dortch score

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:51

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:31

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:51

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Maybe the lowest point in eagles history

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:51

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Lmao all you fake rear end nfc east fans crying about how entitled us eagles fans were for calling our 10-4 team a lost season. Don't ever loving doubt us Philly fans again. EVER.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:51

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i said in the one post that i could see them going 0-4 to end the season

figured this would be the one win

but lol

lmao

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Wins are a meaningless stat

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Oof

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Giants going to be favorites

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

We can pretty easily go week by week and show how lucky they've been. A lot of this is going off rough memory but it's close enough.

Week 1 @ Pats: W 25-20, NE hosed up a chance at the end I think?
Week 2 vs Vikings: W 34-28, again if I recall, Cousins hosed up a comeback opportunity
Week 3 @ TB: W 25-11, comfortable enough but TB really sucks
Week 4 vs Washington: W 34-31 in OT, Washington blew a shot to win in some fashion
Week 5 @ Rams: W 23-14, don't remember much about this one but it was close enough and they only scored 6 points in the second half
Week 6 @ Jets: L 20-14, lmao
Week 7 vs Dolphins: W 31-17, their only quality win
Week 8 @ Washington: W 38-31, should not have been this close and should not have given up 31 points
Week 9 vs Cowboys: W 28-23, had a chance to lose this one and I think Dak blew a shot to win?
Week 10: bye
Week 11 @ KC: W 21-17, the one receiver hosed up a perfect Mahomes bomb for a TD
Week 12 vs Bills: W 37-34 in OT, should have lost this one but again the QB did some dumb poo poo or something
Week 13 vs 49ers: L 42-19, got their poo poo kicked in after two good defensive drives and two offensive drives they hosed up which set the tone
Week 14 @ Cowboys: L 33-13, got their poo poo kicked in for a second week in a row

They very easily could have lost weeks 1, 2, 4, 9, 11, and 12 if one or two things went differently, be it a drop here or better clock management there. You could say that about a lot of football games, but it was consistently uncomfortable win after uncomfortable win all season, and even if that only happened in half their games, you're still looking at a 7-6 team that's outclassed by several other teams in the NFC. They have @ Seattle, vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals, @ Giants left, and are almost assuredly going to drop one of the two games against the Giants, and I wouldn't be shocked if they lost both and go 1-3 or 0-4 the rest of the way out.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i know zero about the Xs and Os of football but i can spot a bad team

the eagles are a bad team

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

This defense is so bad

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

It�s possible Siriani quits in disgrace

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:53

Ayudo: Mar 30, 2006

Eagles torched by Dortch

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:53

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

This defense is so bad

the secondary is the worst i can ever remember seeing

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:53

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Don�t see that every day.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:53

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

It's a really good thing they promoted Matt Patricia

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:54

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Wow Tyrod. Wow.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:55

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

hahahahahahaha

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

fire sirianni

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

lmao this team

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

lol eagles

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

aarstar: Mar 7, 2004

It doesn�t really matter, they aren�t doing anything in the playoffs anyway.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

aj is going to demand a trade

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Lolololol

(I am also erect)

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:56

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Who the gently caress loses to the Arizona Cardinals??? :imunfunny:

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:57

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Eagles are the worst team in the nfl

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:57

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

they're going to go 1-5 to finish out the season

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

euphronius posted:

Eagles are the worst team in the nfl

Nah, but they did lose to them.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

God drat

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

pro starcraft loser posted:

Nah, but they did lose to them.

Ergo

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

they are a 7 win team at best and lucked into four more wins

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

Yudo: May 15, 2003

Eagles defense bad.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:58

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Shinjobi posted:

Who the gently caress loses to the Arizona Cardinals???

Not Daniel Jones

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I think you
1. Fire the entire coaching staff .
2. Fire the front office
3. Hire football people
4. Tank for a qb

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I think the eagles should get the cardinals draft pick now

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:59

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

euphronius posted:

I think you
1. Fire the entire coaching staff .
2. Fire the front office
3. Hire football people
4. Tank for a qb

gently caress what happens when you all don't cruise into the offseason?

# ? Dec 31, 2023 21:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

nick foles is still the GOAT eagles qb and pederson the GOAT eagles head coach

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:00

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

pro starcraft loser posted:

gently caress what happens when you all don't cruise into the offseason?

This isn�t normal coasting

The entire franchise is lost

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:00

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:31

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:01

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