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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the year ahead for Keir Starmer – With an election approaching in 2024, the Labour leader has his eye on No 10 – but how to plot the best route there?"

Telegraph:

No10 plans to end inheritance tax in spring ahead of election

Times:

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Looks more like Rishi is cranking the midnight hog there.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s prospects for 2024 – Speculation is building about the date of the general election – and the prime minister’s tenure at No 10"

Telegraph:

Early election ‘worst kept secret in Parliament’, says Labour

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Zelenskiy’s push for more support – The Ukraine president has received his last package from the US. For now"

Telegraph:

Half of police forces not investigating crime properly

The i paper:


Times:

Storm Gerrit: Roofs blown off as tornado strikes Stalybridge

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"So much for a happy new year – Climate change, war, famine… what other joys does 2024 have in store?"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

How Britain's police are failing to tackle crime: Watchdog reveals how cops are missing leads to solve burglaries, thefts and assaults, and are arriving late at crime scenes - with more than half of forces across the country deemed 'inadequate'

:yayclod: Happy New Year, thread readers!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Times:


:yayclod: Happy New Year, thread readers!

On thing I will always appreciate about our political cartoons is how one like this won't label everything because it's all obvious.

Also Happy New Year and thanks for all the posts!

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
Happy New Year to all you goons and goonettes.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Happy new year :toot:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Telegraph:


Times:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Marvelous, Blower, you oval office. "I've done Xi and Putin and Kim and Khamenei, let's jam a couple of indistinct Black guys in there."

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


PT6A posted:

Marvelous, Blower, you oval office. "I've done Xi and Putin and Kim and Khamenei, let's jam a couple of indistinct Black guys in there."

I assume those were supposed to be the Sudanese civil war leaders, Hemedti and al-Burhan.

Not sure it's super accurate though, or that they wouldn't be immediately killing each other.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
To be fair, his Albanese can only be identified through being stereotypically Australian. Blower is an equal opportunity hack.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Is that meant to be Macron?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s 2024 general election gamble – A May election is being widely forecast, but at the moment the polls don’t look good for the prime minister"

Telegraph:

The genius animator who created Mickey Mouse – then fell out with Walt Disney

Times:

From Mickey Mouse to Napster: Five landmark copyright battles

Evening Standard:

World Darts Championship: Luke Littler 'dreaming' of title as Michael van Gerwen crashes out

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak, his asylum policy, his election chances … and a defibrillator – Ministers are facing questions over nearly 10,000 unresolved ‘legacy’ asylum cases, which they are counting as having been cleared" After Rembrandt.

Telegraph:

"Time is running out to discover the real Starmer"

Independent:


Times:

Rishi Sunak to promise pre-election tax cuts to win over sceptical voters; ‘Miracle’ escape for passengers after horrific runway crash at Tokyo airport

Evening Standard:

Longest strike in NHS history by junior doctors to have 'enormous impact', health boss warns

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Eat my poo poo and hair Adams

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lol state of them

marxist keir :shepface:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Clearly blower's cartoon is about starmer's lack of imagination. Marx looks on and has been neglected, hence the cobwebs, turned into a frivolous clownish object, draped in unnecessary nationalistic trappings. If starmer was able to look plainly at the marxist ideas lying within his vicinity much of his current confusion would clear

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Yet to crack the mystery of what the box labelled 'biscuits' could possibly mean, however. I'm working on it

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
its actually a bottle of whiskey in the box, keir has taped the word BISCUITS to it in an attempt to conceal it

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

What kind of biscuits? Bourbons of course.

No you can't have one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
He hides the brand. But it's chocolate digestives.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Storm Henk and Britain’s political wind of change – High winds have battered a country that’s looking increasingly likely to go to the polls this year"

Telegraph:

Reform UK rules out election pact with Tories; Luke Littler's dream dies in defeat by Luke Humphries in sensational world darts final

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak eyes autumn general election as he scotches talk of a May poll

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files – Although the release of the Epstein documents crashed the court website, the details revealed are not scandalous"

Telegraph:

"Starmer promises mission-led ‘Project Hope’ – just don’t ask what this means"

Matt:


Independent:

Starmer urges voters to reject ‘populism and cynicism’ ahead of next election

Times:


Evening Standard:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s ‘working assumption’ about the date of the election – As the country disappears under floodwaters, the Tory leader tries to stay afloat"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After NC Wyeth.

The i paper:


Times:

NHS England chiefs accused of undermining doctors’ strike action

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Fourteen stinking years of Tory government – Rishi Sunak contemplates the end of the Conservatives’ reign"

Sunday Telegraph:

Supreme Court agrees to hear Trump appeal against Colorado ballot ban

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Chris Skidmore quitting Sunak’s unstoppable oil tanker – The former energy minister has resigned the Tory whip in protest at the PM’s dash for oil and gas"

Telegraph:

Putin stages lavish dinner for dead soldiers' families on Orthodox Christmas Eve

Times:

Post Office scandal: pressure grows to exonerate hundreds of victims

Evening Standard:

The Post Office scandal: What is it and has anyone been held accountable?

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Tory prime ministers’ promises of ‘stability’ – Despite all the rhetoric, the UK has not improved under 14 years of Conservative rule"

Telegraph:

Fujitsu could pay compensation for Post Office scandal, minister suggests

Matt:

Snow to cause rush-hour travel chaos across South East

Times:

Rishi Sunak: Labour will take us back to square one

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on crocodile tears and the Post Office scandal – After years of dragging their heels on gaining justice for victims of the Post Office scandal, politicians are suddenly incredibly sympathetic"

Telegraph:

"The Post Office Horizon scandal has shattered faith in British justice"

Matt:

Shaken Boeing boss admits mid-air plane blowout was ‘our mistake’

Independent:


Times:

Epstein had ‘sex tapes’ of Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton, witness claimed

Evening Standard:

Tory MPs seek to ‘toughen’ Rwanda Bill as Sunak faces Commons showdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the state of the NHS – An NHS chief has warned that trusts in England are ‘stretched to the limit’"

Telegraph:

Post Office paid out bonuses for every conviction under Horizon scandal

Matt:


Times:

After Hokusai.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rishi Sunak finally reacts to the Post Office scandal – The prime minister announces primary legislation to quash victims’ convictions"

Telegraph:

HS2 trains between Birmingham and Manchester will be slower and shorter than current ones

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Struggling to read this as anything other than 'mean Mr Bates going after the post office for personal gain and no other reason'

In which case lmao respect for just being the biggest oval office possible

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak and the US-UK strikes in Yemen – The bombing of military facilities used by the Houthis has distracted, for now, from the PM’s domestic woes"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Marion Saumarez.

The i paper:


Times:

Humza Yousaf: Sunak should have recalled parliament over Houthi attack

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"See what crawled out from under the Post Office rock – After a television drama lifted the lid on the Horizon scandal, who’s next?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Taiwanese voters defy China to put faith in candidate Xi fears most

Matt:


Sunday Times:

US and UK tell Houthis: We’re ready to strike again; XL bully ban ‘will put dogs on the streets’

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on the UK and US intervention in Yemen – The attacks on Houthi rebels sanctioned by Joe Biden and Rishi Sunak come amid escalating global tensions"

Telegraph:

The Houthis: inside the powerful militia’s enigmatic mindset

Times:

Taiwan election results: winner William Lai’s defiant message to China

Evening Standard:

Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey facing fresh calls to quit over Post Office scandal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Tories facing electoral wipeout – After yet more bad polling, Rishi Sunak and his party are in deep electoral trouble"

Telegraph:

"Strengthening the Rwanda Bill is the only path to victory"; Snow forces hundreds of schools in North of England and Scotland to close

Matt:

Late Queen ‘infuriated’ over Harry and Meghan claim she had approved naming daughter Lilibet

Times:


Evening Standard:

"The Standard View: A second Donald Trump term would spell pure chaos"

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on the Tory rebellion against the Rwanda bill – Boris Johnson has backed Tory rebels as Rishi Sunak struggles to hold his party together"

Telegraph:

Trump wins Iowa caucus landslide as DeSantis pips Haley to second place

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

London weather: Capital to freeze in -6C at night for rest of week but Met Office says 'little chance of snow'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on deja-vu in the news cycle – The Tories are squabbling, Trump could be the next Republican nominee, there is bloodshed in the Middle East …"

Telegraph:

EU condemns Germany for pledging £6bn Ukraine aid

Matt:

Pictured: Snowy scenes across UK as freezing weather is set to continue

Independent:


Times:

Fujitsu apologises to Post Office victims and promises compensation

Evening Standard:

Lee Anderson: I didn't vote against Rwanda Bill after Labour MPs 'sniggered and laughed' at me

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plan to ‘stop the boats’ – The prime minister is trying to make history, but he’s no Churchill"

Telegraph:

Three-quarters of voters say Sunak’s ‘stop the boats’ pledge has gone badly

Matt:

Train ticket machines 52pc more expensive – five ways to cut your fare

Independent:

Rishi Sunak set for titanic battle with Lords over Rwanda bill

Times:


Evening Standard:

London Tube and bus fares frozen by Sadiq Khan until 2025 in boost for commuters

Stephen Collins:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Jeremy Hunt’s tax-cut tease in Davos – Speaking at the World Economic Forum, the chancellor says he’s hopeful of reducing taxes in the spring budget"

Telegraph:


Matt:

King seen for first time since prostate operation announcement

Independent:

Sunak ‘determined’ to pass Rwanda Bill ahead of Lords showdown; After JMW Turner.

The i paper:


Times:

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