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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Dave Grohl no!

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luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!


Can't body check in mites, you little poo poo.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/VcraOPI.mp4

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ru0hheUNPN1zurqo3.mp4

Apparently, there are snakes that eat other snakes that will sometimes just try to eat themselves...and they think the pain is them being attacked by the snake they're trying to eat, which is technically true. That ending surprised me for sure.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Vlaphor posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ru0hheUNPN1zurqo3.mp4

Apparently, there are snakes that eat other snakes that will sometimes just try to eat themselves...and they think the pain is them being attacked by the snake they're trying to eat, which is technically true. That ending surprised me for sure.

Holy poo poo, ouroboros is real?! That's amazing!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I expected the snake to bite the man.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
lol dumbass snake

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
snake ipecac

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Platystemon posted:

I expected the snake to bite the man.

King snakes are constrictors, so aren't really biting snakes.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Mum's had to defend the chooks from carpet pythons a couple times and would disagree

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



At least we know what repels (king) snakes.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Hippocrass posted:

King snakes are constrictors, so aren't really biting snakes.

I've been bitten by a few king snakes.

cat posts.txt
Oct 16, 2023

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I've been bitten by a few king snakes.

Same, owning a king snake + owning other snakes means it's gonna happen eventually. Fingers smell too tasty.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/23UqAj4.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's now the fishstick.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

On the edge of my seat waiting for him to fall arse over tit.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https/i.imgur.com/VIKAB8O.mp4

How do you make it embed :(

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


StrixNebulosa posted:

https/i.imgur.com/VIKAB8O.mp4

How do you make it embed :(

You're missing a :/ there

https://i.imgur.com/VIKAB8O.mp4

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


The absurdity of ducklings. Some get you bit by a duck, others get you hit by a truck.

https://abc7.com/california-man-killed-helping-ducks-casey-rivara-by-car-after-saving-crossing-dies/13289424/

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Schaden:

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"


This is manabuse.

Men only read manuals when they're distressed.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


This kills the man.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



why was this being recorded in the first place? (don't answer that)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I figure lots of videos start as "satisfying" and end up as "schadenfreude"

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.



This is evil. Also, :lol::lol:

also :lol:

freeedr posted:

Schaden:


Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

New Tails From The Crypt looks promising!

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

Bald Stalin posted:

Mum's had to defend the chooks from carpet pythons a couple times and would disagree

lol I know it's just Ausralian, but this sounds like something a racist grandpa would say

Speaking of Australia

https://i.imgur.com/NAtytXF.mp4
no actual chickens were harmed in the making of this video


https://i.imgur.com/5NzfOrg.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/qu89eme.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/BTvw1ES.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/tt8guSY.mp4

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

freeedr posted:

Schaden:



I have no idea why this is the hardest I've laughed in days.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

freeedr posted:

Schaden:



:hmmyes: BBCode is URL.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


das hipster posted:

lol I know it's just Ausralian, but this sounds like something a racist grandpa would say

I never bothered to learn what the word means but the first time I heard it was in Bluey when young Bandit says "Made you look, you dirty chook!" and had mini whiplash for a minute because it sounded so much like a racist grandpa slur.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Racist australian grandpas: "yeah uh, chook is a... bird. for real. im allowed to say it"

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Ban every Australian C word.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I call my chickens chooks and I am not Australian nor racist

I am in fact a grandpa though, so take from that what you will

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s nothing schad about these. They’re just people getting hurt.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

freeedr posted:

I call my chickens chooks and I am not Australian nor racist

I am in fact a grandpa though, so take from that what you will

I'll take your chickens

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s nothing schad about these. They’re just people getting hurt.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

das hipster posted:

lol I know it's just Ausralian, but this sounds like something a racist grandpa would say

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It usually is!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


You did the meme format wrong. Is this something you foreigners do to hide slurs in there?

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The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

das hipster posted:


https://i.imgur.com/NAtytXF.mp4
no actual chickens were harmed in the making of this video

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