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Apropos, I learned that the Bee Gee's "Staying Alive" is a good song to perform CPR to.
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Jan 2, 2024 03:37
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redshirt posted:Apropos, I learned that the Bee Gee's "Staying Alive" is a good song to perform CPR to. so is "Another One Bites the Dust"
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Jan 2, 2024 03:40
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i think tetris is a good analogy, it's about getting the long bar in the hole for the most points, but kids these days like doing things like t spins and 4 wides
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Jan 2, 2024 03:41
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Visions of Valerie posted:so is "Another One Bites the Dust" Ironic. Like yin and yang.
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Jan 2, 2024 03:41
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Other good songs are the Macarena, Walk like an Egyptian, and Def Leppard's "Make Love like a Man"
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Jan 2, 2024 03:46
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TIP posted:just read this in another thread and laughed and then clicked on the link and listened to the song and laughed so hard that my ribs hurt so I'm sharing it with all of you oh also I wanted to share this from the youtube comments on the video  
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Jan 2, 2024 03:50
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TIP posted:ilbsm acting all coy about his sex tape I thought we decided that PM would never be talked about again
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Jan 2, 2024 04:10
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I thought we decided that PM would never be talked about again PM in this case stands for Penis Media
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Jan 2, 2024 04:16
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had late lunch, now feeling too lazy to do things, procrastination setting in
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Jan 2, 2024 04:24
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So this is not a weiner touching good song?
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Jan 2, 2024 04:28
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As I get older I really appreciate Japan's approach to their big holiday, which is mostly do nothing and just like hang out, or whatever.
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Jan 2, 2024 05:24
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Stay Fukt Marshmallow Man
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Jan 2, 2024 05:25
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Stay Fukt Marshmallow Man Sometimes you gently caress the marshmallow, and sometimes the marshmallow fucks you.
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Jan 2, 2024 05:28
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Ruby Gloom posted:PM in this case stands for Penis Media Given ilbsm’s post history ITT, it’s probably an angle that’s mostly ball shots.
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Jan 2, 2024 05:31
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Escape From Noise posted:Sometimes you gently caress the marshmallow, and sometimes the marshmallow fucks you. 
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Jan 2, 2024 05:32
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fartknocker posted:Given ilbsm’s post history ITT, it’s probably an angle that’s mostly ball shots. that's the best angle to judge rhythm
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Jan 2, 2024 05:32
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TIP posted:that's the best angle to judge rhythm this took my mind to some strange places culminating in the thought "do astronauts have to tape down their balls in zero gravity?" do we know the answer to this?
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Jan 2, 2024 05:39
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Ruby Gloom posted:this took my mind to some strange places culminating in the thought "do astronauts have to tape down their balls in zero gravity?" We do. There's no tape involved. Well fitting underwear is sufficient.
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Jan 2, 2024 05:40
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Ruby Gloom posted:this took my mind to some strange places culminating in the thought "do astronauts have to tape down their balls in zero gravity?" I assume some astronaut who was alone or Mir or the ISS at one pointed floated around nude to see the effect of zero-g on balls, for science.
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Jan 2, 2024 05:48
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fartknocker posted:I assume some astronaut who was alone or Mir or the ISS at one pointed floated around nude to see the effect of zero-g on balls, for science. Don't forget zero-g boobs For science
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Jan 2, 2024 06:18
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I think we need to spend billions to study cats in zero g.
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Jan 2, 2024 06:20
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redshirt posted:I think we need to spend billions to study cats in zero g. some very brave people have already tested this 
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Jan 2, 2024 06:32
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Imagine having a cat on a space station but it gets used to the gravity and you have this limp sleeping cat just drifting around 18 hours a day.
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Jan 2, 2024 06:33
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TIP posted:some very brave people have already tested this That's a Vomit Comet, not the same. Give a cat some real zero g it can get used to.... Like maybe even a whole wing of the space station as a cat habitat and science station. Although I do appreciate the advancement of science in their studies.
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Jan 2, 2024 06:40
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Imagine having a cat on a space station but it gets used to the gravity and you have this limp sleeping cat just drifting around 18 hours a day. imagine if it was one of those cats that loves to hide and sneak attack you now the attacks could come from anywhere 
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Jan 2, 2024 07:20
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What would you call spacecat Meows Aldrin? Meow-chial Claw-ins? Purr-i Gagarin?
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Jan 2, 2024 07:28
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:What would you call spacecat THEY CAME FROM PLANET CAT!
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Jan 2, 2024 07:34
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:What would you call spacecat furry gagarin fuzz aldrin alan leopard that's all I got
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Jan 2, 2024 07:47
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I just learned that only one cat has been to space, a french cat named felicette
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Jan 2, 2024 07:48
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Posted in the Japan goon line group and I'm sharing here. https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4 https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4
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Jan 2, 2024 08:19
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"DID THE SPLITS NEAR A SCREWDRIVER", ain't that always the case.
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Jan 2, 2024 08:29
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Thora posted:"DID THE SPLITS NEAR A SCREWDRIVER", ain't that always the case. Look,. sometimes a guy just falls on his rear end and a long,. phallic object is just pointing straight up right where your butthole is. It happens all the time!
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Jan 2, 2024 08:30
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ARM PAIN WHEN DOING KARATE AND TICK BITE TO TESTICLES Also DANCING, TWERKING WITH A GIRL WHILE WEARING SKINNY JEANS LAST NIGHT AT CLUB, INJURED PENIS
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Jan 2, 2024 08:32
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Does VAPE PEN EXPLODED ON SCROTUM work as a username?
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Jan 2, 2024 08:34
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Escape From Noise posted:As I get older I really appreciate Japan's approach to their big holiday, which is mostly do nothing and just like hang out, or whatever. i did new years in yokohama in 2017, new years eve bonfire outside the shinto shrine, burn your last years trinket cause get a new one for the new year, get handed booze and have a casual neighborhood piss up, have a quick pray and ring a bell then go home. soba noodles in the morning for luck, buddhist temple to check your fortunes for the year
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Jan 2, 2024 09:12
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Booty Pageant posted:i did new years in yokohama in 2017, new years eve bonfire outside the shinto shrine, burn your last years trinket cause get a new one for the new year, get handed booze and have a casual neighborhood piss up, have a quick pray and ring a bell then go home. soba noodles in the morning for luck, buddhist temple to check your fortunes for the year Yeah. Pretty much. A lot of things close too so I just take it easy, cook dinner, that kind of thing.
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Jan 2, 2024 09:16
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Ruby Gloom posted:this took my mind to some strange places culminating in the thought "do astronauts have to tape down their balls in zero gravity?" Astronauts are neutered prior to launch
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Jan 2, 2024 12:24
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now I get why the astronaut choir is so drat good
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Jan 2, 2024 12:30
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i think the lessons for 2024 are please dont send a cat to space and don't do weird stuff to your weiner
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Jan 2, 2024 12:38
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Ruby Gloom posted:don't do weird stuff to your weiner 😬
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Jan 2, 2024 12:39
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