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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Silly Burrito posted:

I'm mildly surprised we really haven't moved that far even at 8-8.



The perks of having six games against NFCS teams baked into your SOS

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Bring him home!

https://twitter.com/matty4_matera/status/1742063522878464025?t=fDtcMB0Be3GoOAVvU-naWQ&s=19

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I have just gotten hella lost in the Hong Kong airport looking for their Popeyes thanks to poo poo rear end direction only to find out they have no red beans and rice despite how goddamn much this food costs which is I think the saints season summed up

Barudak fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jan 2, 2024

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Barudak posted:

I have just gotten hella lost in the Hong Kong airport looking for their Popeyes thanks to poo poo rear end direction which is I think the saints season summed up

You are Derek Carr, the directions were given by Pete Carmichael and Popeyes is the end zone.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Bucs or Falcons are in the perfect spot to draft Penix.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kirios posted:

Bucs or Falcons are in the perfect spot to draft Penix.

Either one can still technically win the division and gently caress up their draft position.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Update: It tastes like missing the playoffs

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Barudak posted:

I have just gotten hella lost in the Hong Kong airport looking for their Popeyes thanks to poo poo rear end direction only to find out they have no red beans and rice despite how goddamn much this food costs which is I think the saints season summed up

"like running out of rice in hong kong" sounds like an old vaguely racist southern folksy aphorism

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I can't decide what team I'm gonna go for in the playoffs, but I really wouldn't mind seeing Baker beat the Browns in the big one.

I doubt it happens, but I liked Baker a lot and it sucks we couldn't do poo poo with him here.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
It's the Falcons so thankfully it'll never happen but imagine a group of Michael Penix, Drake London, Kyle Pitts, and Bijan Robinson coached by Ben Johnson.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

wandler20 posted:

It's the Falcons so thankfully it'll never happen but imagine a group of Michael Penix, Drake London, Kyle Pitts, and Bijan Robinson coached by Ben Johnson.

Please don't post this filth :getout:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Tepper fined $300K for throwing beer on Jags fans

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kazil posted:

Tepper fined $300K for throwing beer on Jags fans

beer?

as someone who has had several drinks thrown on them, that was clearly the remains of a watered down titos and lacroix.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

kazil posted:

Tepper fined $300K for throwing beer on Jags fans

Some how there's like a tight end alliance against Tepper. Shannon Sharpe said he should be fined a million dollars and suspended by the league for 3 months. Ben Watson came out and said that the Carolinas deserve better than Tepper for the ownership.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to think Ben Johnson is a bit overrated.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

really queer Christmas posted:

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to think Ben Johnson is a bit overrated.

I think he's called some terrible games in the second half of the season. Part of that is the Lions O-line has had to shuffle a ton and Goff came crashing back to earth.

I think if he had a decent modern QB with some scramble or run ability it could really open up his creativity.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The Loomising has begun.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1742598658745327996?s=20

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The only highlight of this season has been browns emergence.

He’s fourth best DT by PFF stats, he’s againa the run, and is probably gonna set the single season tackle record for a DT on Sunday.

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1742290982400336207?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Top priority for the team in the offseason.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

FizFashizzle posted:

The only highlight of this season has been browns emergence.

He’s fourth best DT by PFF stats, he’s againa the run, and is probably gonna set the single season tackle record for a DT on Sunday.

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1742290982400336207?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Top priority for the team in the offseason.

Which means he'll be traded in the off-season to get a WR or something instead.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

ozymandius1024 posted:

Which means he'll be traded in the off-season to get a WR or something instead.

Meanwhile we'll slap the tag on Burns without negotiating a new contract

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I expect a Carr restructure too.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

The only highlight of this season has been browns emergence.

He’s fourth best DT by PFF stats, he’s againa the run, and is probably gonna set the single season tackle record for a DT on Sunday.

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1742290982400336207?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Top priority for the team in the offseason.


ozymandius1024 posted:

Which means he'll be traded in the off-season to get a WR or something instead.


ozymandius1024 posted:

Which means he'll be traded in the off-season to get a WR or something instead.

Isn't he literally the DT the Bears wanted in that trade package and instead the Panthers traded DJ Moore?

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Isn't he literally the DT the Bears wanted in that trade package and instead the Panthers traded DJ Moore?

The Bears wanted one of Burns/Moore/Brown in the trade, yes.

The Panthers front office and ownership are complete dogshit.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I can see Burns being tagged and traded somewhere late in the first. A few teams at the end of the first round could use an upgrade there and they're all probably more attractive to Burns than whatever the gently caress Carolina is going to be doing for the next 3 years.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I'm annoyed Winfield didn't make the Pro Bowl.

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1742714581678436780?t=VYoDc_88J7D7nhf8hzUm-A&s=19

Evans is the only Buc that made it.

Edit: lol

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1742714273992786303?t=sISZoizjj2dyoaXEHc6FoQ&s=19

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Derrick Brown only an alternate and no luvu

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
NFC South Pro Bowlers:
Bucs - Mike Evans
Falcons - Jesse Bates, Chris Lindstrom
Saints - Rashid Shaheed
Panthers - n/a

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Pro bowl voting has always been trash.


Maybe he'll get an All Pro nod?

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

ozymandius1024 posted:

Which means he'll be traded in the off-season to get a WR or something instead.

Sure, he's good, but what if we got a 3rd round pick we could waste instead???

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

three posted:

Sure, he's good, but what if we got a 3rd round pick we could waste instead???

These DJ Johnson's aren't going to draft themselves!

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Barudak posted:

I have just gotten hella lost in the Hong Kong airport looking for their Popeyes thanks to poo poo rear end direction only to find out they have no red beans and rice despite how goddamn much this food costs which is I think the saints season summed up

Red Beans and Rice in HK would blow their minds because there's no way it would be what they're expecting.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Bucs are going to have to make him the highest paid Safety in football after this season and I'm here for it.

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1743017210405101865?s=20

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
I know the pro bowl is completely different now but wasn’t there a time when each team had to have at least one player on their conference’s roster?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Highbrow Slick posted:

I know the pro bowl is completely different now but wasn’t there a time when each team had to have at least one player on their conference’s roster?

That's baseball

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I say they give him one more chance.

https://twitter.com/SleeperNFL/status/1743693415051870216

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
10,000 fantasy owners standing outside Blank's window with a boombox over their heads.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

theres an actual shot everyone in the NFC S keeps their coaches. :smith:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


I like that the pic representing their general confusion is Arthur Smith looking genuinely confused.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Relentlessboredomm posted:

theres an actual shot everyone in the NFC S keeps their coaches. :smith:

i mean

no

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three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

wandler20 posted:

Bucs are going to have to make him the highest paid Safety in football after this season and I'm here for it.

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1743017210405101865?s=20

Wonder how long it took them to find the right combination of stats to add up together.

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